The Super Hero Cypher
 

aight spit about your favorite hero

cho my boy here sticks to walls/
spins a web and zip-lines down halls//
he feels the danger around him/
and attacks thugz faster than slim//

Samuri Jack dont take no slack/
slicin up bitches/
put all the villans in ditches/
he might be slim/
but cant nobody fuck wit him/

Yo Yo Barney, hes a purple dinosaur,
Take ya moms out ta dinner then call her a whore//
He knows his A,B,C's and 1,2,3
Screamin bitch get on ya knees//
He jumps around like hes high on PCP
'HUHU wont you be friends with me//
He says as he laughs in your face,
Reachin for his back pocket he takes out his mace//
John Jacob never saw it till he hit the floor,
Hes your neighborhood kid friendly Dinosaur//

fuck a superHERO hit u up wit a mega VILLIAN//
leave u 'hangin out' in ur county morgue body 'chillin//
NO HIS NAME tha mighty fist will knock ur conscious insane//
empty tha contents of ya 'cells' jus so he can make throw rugs of ya 'membrane'//
2 superhuman minds into '1' no 'quake-ing' more 'small fries' then japan//
BEHOLD his might strength all fall b4 ONSLAUGHTS might HAND//



'gone'

i aint got one i got to many...killed you at "south's park" askin WHO'S "KENNY"
my HERO be Robert DENIRO...god-father leaves Live Bodies, nope-ZERO
plus cant 4-get SKILO wit his C-note...wanted to make more money then a CASINO
im crazy Hittin...call me the great BAMBINO, drugs my hero gimme a KILO............:whacky:

i am the hreo....
you are zero....

The white power ranger is the greatest super hero,
He can use a power up that transforms him into a dino
kind of like a modern thuderbird but without the strings,
Hes a guy dressed up in tin foil n egg cartons n things,
But wait till he transforms to a T-rex with built in laser guided rockets, With all the other rangers firing grenades from his pockets,
POWER EXTREME

yo he unstoppable like his claws of adamantium/
rippin up town halls and all museums/
stay wit the x-men and leave from them to recline/
this "wolverine" is unknown,and his age is in the hands of time/

yo my mans name is da hulk/we he get angry he causes destrustion in bulk/
he runs faster then planes and gains stregnth with rage/no other hero can compare look he's gotten better with age/
he can bound and even cause tidal waves/if he really exsisted we would all be his slaves/
he doesn't answer to signals or even a tingling sense/ he just knows whats goin down yet he's know clark kent/
the Hulk his huge like me on da mic boy now who wanna fight

my man isnt a mutant or from outer space/
he kicks it in the dark and hides his face/
his sidekick robin whos head be bobbin/
in the bat mobile its unreal,face never revealed/
Bruce wit da pimp juice leave yo mamas pussy loose....rape/
know wheres his cape so he can escape

nice more responce than I expected keep goin

the hero in this place is the man with the mustache up his face//
he'll throw some fire balls until thats all you can take,
He starts with super cause all day he busts cooper,
with the feather he can fly higher than the number 1 hooper,
his lives you can count cause he starts with 3,
and his sidekick is his brother luigi,
if you havent guessed the hero look down low,
because the short guy is Super Mario.

i have to agree with this nigga jay/
super mario fucks em up everyday/
with his fire and balls he got u screamin please/
he'll cease u, freeze u, make u squeeze ur own/
fast and hard is how he cums/(comes)
any girl and any motha that runz/(pussy runs)
Supa mario hardest nigga eva aprouch the scene/
save u then rape ya bitch, and will Neva bee seen/

Stupid Guys::..::Stand Back
I'm a Pimp, so My favorites are Super Fly::..::And The Mack
BackSlap Bitches who Act,like they aint trying to transact::..::Or give Back
See I dont give Slack::..::I give Smacks
leaving they whole chin wraped::..::On thin Tracks
and bitches I ment that::..:: so dont step in here if you aint got my 10 Pack..::..::..::..::..::..

bart simpson a pro on the skateboard
also he is a mistake lord

Pssh, Quo sticks like Spiderman to ya chicks slick
Utility belt ? You'll see it on the way towards my dick

Captain America coming to kill Nazi's
Never thought he would have a partner like bucky
Dumb little kid with nothing to live for
Guess I should have seen what I was in for
I can in the foor and looked like a fool
guess my name should be bucky for you to laught at too

web spinnin with the best of 'em/
tyin up the rest hits the chest while he blessin 'em/
look up in the sky, is it a bird or a plane/
neither, it's the Spiderman, the one who be with Mary Jane/
hot redhead got him jet set "what he said" believe it/
stoppin evil with his power not with lead or with heat-kid/
flyin through the air on a finely spun web string/
comin with strength so strong make Arnold look like N'sync

Sliners was the shit and yall don't even know
You motherfuckers think that Spidy got flow
He went underground and made for identities and these four costumes came to life you see
My man ricoche is the illest
But he never got top billin
he was alway second to that dick head prodigy
then came my man hornet he was ill when n the suit
but when he was a normal man he couldn't even walk
Then their girl dusk
She was extra weird she they all wanted to fuck her
but she was alittle scared
She was a virgin and thats why she did it
she took her own life to not see dickinside
the bitch actted as if she had class but what she really wanted was ricochet up in her ass
now shes dead and gone and rico has to move on

imma be the hulk n kill u niccas when im mad
i should throw ya ass a mile for thinkin u bad
cant under rate me just cuz im green
ill cop a bank and u start sayin im mean
i got more muscle then 5 niccas on starroids
who knows ill just aim at ya house with a asteroid



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ice man ridin on my fuckin hover board,
i rip my arm off and use it as a liquid sword,
niggaz try to approch me but overcourse,
i had to smash every coward in the fantanstic 4,
im so cold you think i came from the ice age,
i lay down so people in central park can skate,
ill melt on the earth and fill the cracks in earthquakes,
im so cold you think i sleep inside a frozen lake,

aight I got the Legend that'll drop a villain like a rock,
He rolled in the ghetto and discovered are Man the Doc,
Please let me introduce the Pimp, Thug-Legend 2 Pac,
He grew up rappin bout everyones fucked up life,
And didn't give a fuck still killed u with a knife,
Had his ass end up in a fuckin county jail,
Came out more determined not to fail,
After all his years his rhymez still not stale,

In the words of Tupac Fuck The World, In the words of mine Fuck the law, and In the words of NWA Fuck the Police.

Peace

<^>-< Fingaz >-<^>

nightcrawler is fast /
there aint nobody than can kick his ass/
ziping spot to spot using Teleportation/
mess with him and hell put a nigga on perminit vacation /

willsee whos goin on vacation/
and im the one whos gonna be using teleportation/
u listen bitch /dont ever fuck wit dis

hmmm weak

The illest super hero no doubt is nightcrawler/
He can teleport quick and just snatchup your daughter/
He can go in and out of places quick like my dick/
If yall saw X2, yall know nightcrawlers the shit/
LOL

like two peas in a pod nigga whos da bean\\
cuz i rip thru mc's like ma nigga wolverine\\

nigga wanna come at me i test u next\\
cuz i c every type off mc like i was professor x\\

i kill niggaz by numbas now callin next ten\\
cuz i gotta mutant flo like i waz a x-men\\

wolverine loves his job dats wat he keeps tellin me\\
jus kno dat yall niggaz aint fuckin wit dis felon~E\\