punch lines
 

wots the best punch line you av ever heard

one of the best ones ive heard is

''you tried 2 speak your mind but it left u speechless''

^wow that really is kinda corny...

basically you can quote all of Warbux's punchlines and there you go, all classics

.p.

"What he wants I a;ready had the gift and the curse fuck that shit"

there's way too many

lloyd banks
cassidy
graph
VA slim and AC3

listen to them......they all got the best

i heard some of tha best in tha Cassidy and Freeway - accapella battle

I gotta get something off my chest~like breast reduction//
-Warbux

lmao...here are some REAL good ones by banks

"I put a read dot on your face like it's a part of your religion"

"I stay in a girl's mouth every mornining like Toothpaste"

"Either I'm blind or Ashanti's sideburns are thicker than mine"

i forgot all the others

"Like a barber i always keep a couple of extra CLips"

Va SLim

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Re: punch lines
 

A Garbage Ass Line By A Garbage Ass Nigga Quoted By An Even More Garbage Ass Fan......... Go Fuck Urself, Fag........


A Real Quote:

"Lucky I Can't Remember~Ya~Name.....
Cause I Be Drivin' Drunk Hittin' Pedestrians On Memory~Lane"
~Grafh..........

^^^^^Dopeness

quotes
 

""YOU NEED TO BE ELITE JUST TO WALK DOWN MY STREET////BUT YOU COULDNT FILL MY SHOES IF I GAVE YOU MY FEET""

thats one of MY best lines

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YOU NEED TO BE ELITE JUST TO WALK DOWN MY STREET///AND YOU COULDNT FILL MY SHOES IF I GAVE YOU MY FEET

that was one of mine

^You Suck Nutz..

Copywrote Had Some Good Ones? I Think... Blah...

Here are some real quotes:

"When I come through niggaz stand stiller that statues
If I have to, I'll battle your whole rap crew
Then I attack you with words that's absurd
And rip your fuckin skin off just to get on your nerves"

"Propane gases, incernerate you to ashes
I got you breathin harder than girls in lamaze classes"

Both from Canibus

just listen to Llyod Banks, Cassidy or the Cassidy and Freeway battle. Canibus got hot punches too

eminem had some ol skool punches aimed at everyone back in SSEP and SSLP days. he seems to have worked some more good ones at ja rule on "the invasion 2" CD. anyone got a copy?

yeah i got that, nice mixtape, but for some reason i think the the first one was a bit better, but thats just my opinion. Conspiracy theory was good though

i haven't heard the first one. could you hook me up with playlists for both mixtapes?

yep.

Nimrod has his moments aswell.

hey COMPLEX_MANTHRAX is that your own because that shit was tight.

yeah it is cheers,, "this is straight hip hop, it aint nuthin to grind to////i'd still be miles ahead if i was standing behind you///

The sound of you, makes me do things i'm not allowed to do//i'm only size 7 but i cover more ground than you/// only 5 foot 6 but i'll always talk down to you///

itsneat shit bro are u makin akythin of it i dunno makin record deals or anythin?
i am tryin at tha moment wit a rap group im in.
i jus' wondered thats all bro...

Psyco

yeah i'm in the YAK PAK, we are doing a course to learn how to operate a recording studio properly and we get free studio time as part of the deal........

"Bux is down right fierce like a Hadooken" - Warbux

"Nobody can budge Rise, I was hit bye a bus, and 10 people on that bus died"

"I invest to impress, your career is like a car, theres down payments, and your fans pay no intrest" - Me

"you'll get taken out like a loan, you'll never get girls, cause your so ugly, you can turn Madusa to stone" - me

"A splendid menace that cam murder you in half a sentence, this compettiton will never be back and forth, like people with no arms tryin to play tennis" - me

peace

i'm known geographically and interglactically/ thats why ive got extraterrestrials who wanna battle me/- canibus

i drop unexpectedly like bird shit- b.i.g. (just had me rolling)

"I put a read dot on your face like it's a part of your religion"
Canibus said-I'de put a red dot to your head like you were hindu

itss gonna feel like so many feet kickin you your gonna think nike just came out with kleet tenny shoes

you could be quick hop the candlestick burn your back and fuck jill on a hill but you still aint jack

ill run your brain around the block to jog your fuccin memory

eminem vvvv

better find god in a cell block like mase did behind these bars
psylogical fuckery you dont even know which way to take it
fa gagot why you rappin mr take 99 no action..blah

i dont know why but i love --I ASKED HER WHOS THE MAN AND SHE SAID B.I.G. THEN I BUST IN HER E.Y.E-- Biggie in Dead Wrong.

"em your mothers crackhead and kim is a known slut so wats haley gonna be when she growns up" lol
nah umm
bitches i intruce to anal call me a pain in da ass" copwrite

"How come you didn't say you had a problem then//
When you were standin' there with all ya men//
We could have solved it then//
I'm a grown man dawg come holla//
All you did was slap hands smile and swalla//
Anotha one of them X pills infront of me//
And tellin' me 50 CENT was everything you wanna be//

Shady Records Mix Tape directed to Ja Rule.....
Made ja look more pathetic than what he already is lol... thats not tha best but one i like...
Stay Up

i got a punch line FUCK YOU that tight huh

I gotta to give it to lloyd banks and my nigga reppin cali the game

im hearing talk in the streets now/ gonna on ly lead to bulletwounds and beatdowns/ lloyd banks

"i'm like a med school scholorship, i change a lame virgin into a brain surgon"- copywrite

"dr. strange'll stop your range with a stinking bucket of piss/ and cock block your brain if u think of fucking with this"-copywrite

Only like 1/3 of the lines yall dropped were actually punches. .
Haha, some hot shit is -

Your bitch is all up on my dick
She wanna try these moves
Got her gettin' Low, mayne
I don't mean chinese food

how we goin out to eat.......i thought that u didn't swallo//(Joe Budden)

i'm the industrie's new face.........i'm in a bitch mouth every mornin like tooth paste//(LLoyd Banks)

i'll put DNA all up in yo bitches braids//(Banks)

cause u keep going gold like the lion king//(Banks)

until they stick u and u holdin yo chest like u singin the national anthem//(Banks)

Banks got it locked to me when it comes to punches

^are u fuckin retarded?

cause you keep goin gold like a LATIN king
holy shit. .

^ LMAO !

"seven eight's never fake/ leave u in the middle of nowhere like the letter H" - copywrite

"i cut'em up faster then niggaz with butter fingas juggling chain saws/ get your jugular veins, punctured with fangs, i'm the run away train like ten cowards fucking the same brawd"- crooked I

"stomp like i rock steel toes/ keep glocks with shots that dive at u at top speeds like jocks tryin to block feild goals"- crooked I

"your a waste of flesh like fat asses on a nun"-chino xl

"first comming of copywrite, thief with a mic/ thief in the night, walk in your crib leave with your wife" -copywrite (thought that was funny)

Lloyd banks is aight he nothin special tho... his punches soun like any average RB Elite Frontlines battle lol

Why hasnt any1 said Grafth yet!!!??? that cat is crazy with them.. better than Banks

AND WTFFFFFF people sayin Freeway and Cassidy battle?... that was wack free had no punches cass had shit 1s too

but actually aswell as Grafth.. Eminem had nice punches on the slim shady LP.. he seems 2 have lost it lol

not to 4get B.I.G... the creator of 50% of them

i think em finally realized you dont have to have punches to be ill.... most underground rappers use punches in disses/battles but mainstream rappers usually just go for personal disses...
they both get the job done