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lilbrick005 vs. SmokaJoka666
10 lines max
no recyclin no biting no dickryde/hate/bias/crew votes due date is tonight by midnight...therefore it doesn't matter who spits first as long as both emcees make deadline.... Holla back! |
aight coo.....checkin in................................................ ..............................................
peace 4:20 |
Ohh shit, this battle is gonna be hott, cant wait to see what goes on up in here.... aight well good luck to both of ya'll, peace
"Karat" |
Aight man.
This Joka types his text in “red and blue”, but he sucks like a baby on a nipple/ If he only adds his skin color he would be the American flag but we all know this “Blood” is “CRIPple”/ You claim you hot, but homie i think its raining/ How ironic is it that a person with the devils number on their name, aint even flaming/ When im done with this fool, he gonna be the one dropping the bricks/ cause im gonna "ruffle" his rhymes, just so he can say he all that in a "bag of chips"/ The "jokers" will go wild, when i "deck" this fool and deliver the bomb blows/ This dude so ugly i mistaked his "head" for his "foot" cause he got plenty of "corn rows"/ When it comes to this battle rap, everyone knows i murder many/ Thats how i can "flip your own words" on you and let you Rest In "Peace" at "4:20"/ (he says "peace 4:20" all the time) |
Ayo you missed the deadline man. Its now 12 in the afternoon. You was suppose to spit by 12 last night. This is a now show (and you were online cause seen you name say online for a while)
Uppin for a no show. |
yo, can u plz come and vote fairly on my battle with dope name...............................peace out........................
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http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=73103
vote here honestly and i'll hitt dis up afta ya'll done |
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nooooo....i wasn't online none last night yo......u can ask my boy K0r3 i only got on for like 3 minutes my comp. was fuckin up last night.......i'll drop something in the next few minutes if it's coo yo......
peace 4:20 |
my rhymes "CUT U OFF" like the edge of "METAL BORDERS", i'll beat this "PROSTITUTE" till he don't make "SENSE" like "SEXUAL QUARTERS"//
got ur name from ur JOB DESCRIPTION a MIDGET MASON (lilbrick) back up b4 u get full of MORTAR, this kid is so STUPID he thought "ASPHALT" was a "RECTAL DISORDER"// ur RHYMES ARE SO UGLY they make VIBRATORS GO SOFT, try to "TALK SHIT" but "TURDS ARE CAUGHT IN UR TEETH" and u have "NO FLOSS"// I'll FILE UR BODY IN "STRAIGHT LINES" like i [u]NAILED U WITH "NOTECARDS" (nailfile), I'll be "DAMNED" if i let u win this battle kid ur "FLOWS CAUGHT"// last time this bitch GOT ASS was when his TOILET PAPER BROKE, u "BARELY PUNCTURE SKIN" like "MIDGET VAMPIRES" this kid only "STAPLES THROATS"// bitch i'll leave this battle like FLORIDA BALLOTS, i'll TAKE UR VOTES, ur "ALLERGIC FROM CIGARETTES" u better STAY AWAY FROM SMOKES// this kids RHYMES ARE LIKE TELEPHONES......even a THREE YEAR OLD CAN PICK UP UR LINES, i'll cut out ur "QUADDRACEPS SILENTLY" like "FOUR MIMES"// like WATCHES WITH DEAD BATTERIES this kid NEEDS MORE TIME, "FUCKIN SPEEDING TICKETS" is the only time this kid "SCORES FINE"// kid u lack words, if MY DOGS FACE looked like ur rhymes, I'd HAVE TO SHAVE HIS ASS AND MAKE HIM WALK BACKWARDS// this fag's cursed, he's winnin more OSCARS than BRATWURST, ur PUNCHES WOULDN'T BE THE SHIT if U SOCKED TURDS// fuck it yo.....u ain't replied and it says ur online....so i guess it coo....this took about 20 minutes or so cuz i had to clean while doing this...so not a personal best.... peace 4:20 |
vote:smoke better punches diises and overall spit
plz return da favor and drop an honest vote here i'm winnin 4-0 http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=73103 |
ok smoka won this easy
lilbrick ur verse was ok but not strong enough. Smoka had better structure flow and punches, plus wordplay creativity blah blah blah. Vote=smoka http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=72921 ^^hit this up |
i think u forgot to poll vote.....but i'll check yo battle duke......appreciate the vote.....
peace 4:20 |
ok i poll voted....my bad man.......
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^^that was to J.....not Rappad....lol......appreciate it though......aight.....
peace 4:20 |
aight....uppin for the first time......nice battle though brick......i wasn't on last night....i don't know it says i was...but u can search my name if u want and i only had enough time to make one post last night b4 my shit started fuckin up.....
peace 4:20 |
uppin this....for the second time....don't get too sleepy people...................
peace 4:20 |
SMOKA you dun it again! ofcourse I wasn't worried no nice job both of you but i think smoka had harder punches
had to pull out my reading glasses though |
know for some reason this damn system never lets me poll and thas shitty but smoka you would of had my vote if i knw how to feel like i am fuckin retard :(
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Smoka you had 20 lines. MY gosh can you not follow your own rules. You said both verses due by midnight and you posted yours almost 14 hours later....tell you dickriders to calm down "smoka you did it again"...hahahaha!!!!! no wonder you didn't want to battle in elite...cause "random punches" (your verse) aimed at no one wont make it in elite
Safe battle stop cheating so much though. |
Smoke got this one. Both were good though.
Vote: Smoke .................................................. .................................. |
Can i get some REAL fucking voters who know shit. no more of that "oh yea my boy got this shit"...you dickriders are making rb seem like a wack site, thats why half the fucking vets have left and shit. you guys have fucking 0-5 records and dont even know the differnce between a verse and a prewrite..... UPPIN THIS FOR THE REAL EMCEES
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yo, can u plz poll vote on this battle..........................................
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=72832 |
yo i think lil brick got this shit cause he definitly had some hard hittin punches and had some good personals, jokas ur shit was just really funny thats it, i wasn't feelin like it was aimed directlt towards him, u know what im sayin, by the way lil brick i liked ur flow a litttle bit also, joka overall ur shit was a decent verse...no hate, so my vote goes to
poll vote- lil brick |
vote-smokajoka better everything but lilbrick came hard..........smokejoka nice shit man better punchlines and wordplay and everything
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lol @ lildick.....every // is one line u dumb fuck therefore i had 10 if u count it man what dumbass.....uppin this shit....
peace 4:20 |
plus my verse was directed towards u in everyway u cocksucker.....face it and stop bitchin i ripped u
peace 4:20 |
i think smokajoka took this one. beta punches and flow... i wish i could vote lol peace......................
"Karat" |
smoka def.. took this he had betta flowwordplay and stucture ... lilbrick put up a good fight but overall smoka took .. good battle ya'll ...
vote: smoka |
pretty good battle break it down for yall
punches-joka flow-lilbrick structure-joka vocab-joka overall-joka lilbrick died down from wen he 1st started o well aight battle |
uppin for the last few votes in this battle......tried showin sportsmanship....but brick wants to be a bitch so so be it....
peace 4:20 |
hahahaha look at the fuckers that vote for you. Light weights and middle weights that have 2-6 records and stuff. Since SmokaJoka wants to talk shit. How about you battle me for Pink Slips in the ELITE front lines, ripped me hahahahahaha nigga you copy and pasted some PLAYED concepts and you go and vote for people so they come back and vote for you. hahahahaha LETS PINK SLIP IN THE ELITE BITCH.
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uppin for the fourth time.......come on people don't be gettin sleepy on me now.....lol......
peace 4:20 |
looks to me like EnVy Ny voted for me....can't help ur a loser kid......take the loss and stop being such a pussy about it......and u want a pinkslip battle....fine u got it......go set it up......
peace 4:20 |
Accept my battle bitch and let me kick you off this site. Every one that voted for you said "smoka had better punches blah blah blah" dog you had MORE punched but they were no better than mine and you have NOT ONE PERSONAL so i can bet a million dollars that you copied that from a differnt rap battle site (and they have ALLOT of rap battle sites, so dont even say you dont know any other ones)
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Aight i'll set up the pink slip but we are doing it in ELITE. hahahaha im gonna humiliate you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aight bitch the pink slip is set up. Don't no show or you will lose automatically!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your newbies can't help you out of this one and I beat Envy Ny in a battle he aint shit, look at young blood a REAL vet, he knows that you had MORE punches but they weren't even directed towards me.
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looks i i'm about to practically ko u....and ur going to humiliate me.....kid ur only humiliating urself.....everyone that has read my style knows that is my work u fuckin pussy fart....oh yeah.....there was a personal to u.....u just don't read u fuckin lame piece a steamy cow shit......
peace 4:20 |
What part of you had 10 more fucking lines than me dont you understand. PLUS you had 14 more hours than me to write it. You were suppose to spit by midnight and you didn't spit until 2 in the afternoon the next day.......hmmmmmmmmmmmm and you think you are better!!!!!!!!!!!! i am done talking lets take it to our Pink Slip battle and EVERY ONE on RB will watch as you die.
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Thats actually a DQ because YOU made the rules in bitch slapped. I just made the thread and posted your rules, but i wont tell the mods to DQ you. I aint no snitch. I will murder you in the Elites.
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