What is your favourite ONE LINER from a hip hop song/artisits?
 

yo for instance, mine would be:

"i never sleep, cos sleep is the cousin of death"- illmatic, ny state of mind **nas**

it too him one line, and it had so much depth to it,

WHATS Y'ALL FAVOURITE?

on a serious note it has to be "you can't touch this" by MC Hammer you really felt he meant YOU CANT TOUCH THIS, the sound of his voice and shit,

^^^What the fuck............Anyways The best liner from a artist has too be Jadakiss ..... " Fuck the Back of your brains up , and see if you can think wit ur front "

HAHAHA you ain't serious, mc hammer! ! !

c'mon y'all reply to this

Mc Hammer??!?!?
and that Jadakiss line wuz played as fuck, anway...

that Nas line was hot.. umm off the top of my head.. its definately not the best but its tight..

Jay-Z-


"What you eat, don't make me shit"

um I dunno

I think Aesop

"If the revolution aint televised, then fuck ill prolly miss it"

I think i got that right.

that isnt jayz liner buddy...............thats biggies line learn ya hip hop......1

Eeehhh I Have Many Fav's...but I'll Just Leave Two.

The Laser Guided Lyrical Hybrib, Creatin Scripts So Sick I Gotta Arm My Pen To Write It. - Canibus

I'm The Illest Nigga Alive, Watch Me Prove It, I'll Snatch Ya Crown With Your Head Still Attached To It. Canibus

^JuSt Two..

Another Canibus quote:

Rhymes designed from rhymes of pure knowledge,
I'll make your head nod til your neck runs out of catilage

I'm the greatest scientfically inclined mind since Einstein,
I write blue ribbon rhymes for Nobel Prize time

"Your Reign on the Top was Short like Leprachauns..." - Biggie

yea thats ill^.........

"ya punchlines was originaly mine, ill have ya chumps hooked to that machine wit the scwigley lines"- cassidy

hey i was gonna use the biggie one, umm "im tired of being poor and even worse im black, my stomach hurts so im looking for a purse to snatch" 1luv.

God Loves Ugly - Slug

Fuck You -Pharoe Monch

What? - DMX

I'm Cowboy and I'm running this show and my zodiac sign is huh virgo - Cowboy

I can think of many episodes thats born in lincoln park (Or something like that) - Brand Nubian

I don't care if it's four, five, six, seven eight in the morning boy you better call me when you think you getting horny - Solé

Metaphoricly speaking - Saul Williams

We Fought your wars with all our hearts, you sent us back in body parts - Serj Tankian

What if -I- was white? - Eminem

Peace to the middle east, and peace to

~Islam~ - Beasty Boys

pharoahe monch...

*Who's the man demandin your hand over your landrover
man's bolding when he's jammin your plans ova,
I am vics clorousos, the most ferocious,
When I spy my third eyes extremely high voltage*

somebody else...think for a minute..a one liner

*I run a nigga through a maze like an experiment*

No real favourite. But just finished listening to Roots Manuva. And one comes to mind. "I wanna beat the world with a pork chop" (Homer-licious, or homo-licious so no one else says it, wittardos..). I guess you got to hear it in the context of the song and the person (roots Manuva).

Actually there's one out of Sage Francis' 'Makeshift Patriot' that comes to mind. But it's just gone out my head. Just as i was about to write it. How unusual...

"Go Go Gadget Dick!!!!!"

lmao, u accutally freeposted somethin interesting

hmm...
always was a fan...
of...

"If the world was a girl I'd stick my dick in the ground, fuck the world"

what?...

"MUTHAFUCKA i-will-not- lose....i sell ice in the winter i sell fire in hell i am a hustler baby i sell water to a well" - jayz

50 - My confidence level is high nigga cant tell, liking my lips at your bitch like LL

"You got soldiers, but you still gotta respect ours, we got more 4, 5s and 9s than a deck of cards" - Lloyd Banks

I aint no killer but don't push me, revenge is lyk the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy - 2pac

high volts ignite your eye balls till u see the fire in front of you - canibus

nothin can change me back, gangsta rap made me act lyk a maniac - eminem

all i see is murder murder, my mind state - 2pac

how many thugs will fall victim to the streets, rest in peace my nigga theres a heaven for a G - 2pac

gimme one more platinum plaque and fuck rap you can hav it bak - dre

shermine niggaz think they learned to fly, but they burn motherfucker you deserve to die - 2pac

you know why my hands are so numb? cos my grandmother sucked my dick and i didnt cum - bizarre (i dont know why this just makes me laugh)

Im more Motzart than Most Are when i Spark Haze,
got Dimes Droppin to the Mid-Section, Like Arcades! - Sci-Pher

Cannibal Ox- "Strive live live fuck five I want a hundred and eight mic's"

i got techniques drippin out my but cheeks i sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets- B.I.G.

songs we sing make em fiend semen and green things dreamin thinkin of bein miss thing with this ring- Techn9ne

Jesus christ was a gangsta rapper they killed him he came back and made a platinum album- Non-Phixion

share my life with oprah and mya angelou- Dr. Evil

"im fucked up now dont ask y yall, somtimes the best medicine is just to cry yall"- joe budden

Only Nine You Got Is Five Dollars & Four Ones. - Canibus

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"all i see when ya'll throw ya signs is upside down pussys"-Holiday

"Fuck my record label i appear curtisey of myself!"-Can-I-Bus
1luv.

"But Your Flow Stopped Growing Like Webster And Gary Coleman" - Rise

"You're a stillborn baby: mother didn't want you but you was still born." - Vast Aire

"That's famous last words like the "I Have a Dream" speech" -Chino XL

"Not every broken home comes equipped with a fix-it man" -Sage Francis

" luv everything green at least thats what my sister say god said"-bizzy bone-the gift-fried day

I'll put a dot on ya head like its part of ya religion- lloyd banks

you couldnt son me if muh father helped you, my punchlines is hot, my bars will melt you.

I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let's erase the wasted
-tupac

tupac has the dopest lyrics of any rapper, his lyrics are just incredible, all around i think pac has the best lyrics of all time.

'watch its alien, tha ice is far-out'- the imobolaire....or however tha fuck u spell his name jaz-o's boy