Fav. line from an Eminem song?
 

What's your favorite line from any song by Eminem or featuring Eminem?

Hahaha......... :)

one of my personal favorits is this line

"Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand"

for those that dont know its from The Eminem Show
song is Superman

now im as big an Eminem fan as the next but this is getting out of control... people seriously need to just get off his dick...
this is Rap Battles not Rabbit, B.

ohh yea

I tell a muh'fucking slut to her face
Play no games, say no names
Ever since I broke up with what's-her-face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass

from the way i am,
not the index or the pinky or the ring or the thumb, its the one you put up when you dont give a fuck.

from business,
no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans,

patiently waiting- shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers some cowards fucked with the wrong building they meant to hit ours

Fav Eminem Verse = From Song 'If I Get Locked Up"

"I Used to Be A Lonely Man, Only Mad , Until I Got A Million Dollars,
Shit Now If I Only Had Half A Fucking Hair I'd Pull It, Faster Than
The Bullet Out Of Tupacs Chest,Before The Ambulance Came Too Late To
Do It.. I'm Tryna Grow It Back Again, It Was An Accident..had My Back
Against A Fan That Chopped it Off In Amsterdam..I Hate This Straight
Jacket, It Aint Latching, They Cant Lock it , So They Staple My Hands
To My Pants Pockets.. Cuz Cells Padded And Battered Like Someone Else
Had It, Before Me, And Just Kept Throwing Them Fuckin Self At It..
My Head Is Aching Im Dedicated To Medication.. But This Medics Taking
Too Long To Bring Me ThisSedidation, Anyway I Got Down With Dre, The
First Man Who Taught Me How The Glock Sounded And Sprayed.. Running Up
And Down The Streets Screamin' Fuck The Police, When You Still
had your Mothers Fucking Nipples Stuck In Your Teeth. Fuck it..
Became A Role Model After Colorado, Now All They Do Is Follow Me
Around And Holler 'Bravo' , Hell Yea I Punch My Bitch, and
Beat My Kids In Public, Suck My Dick, Bitch, Im Sick Enough To
Fuck A Man In His Face, But I Wont, Cuz You'll Prolly Wana Stand
In His Place.. So Put a Sock In it, With You Fake Ass Tupac Image,
You Faggots Aint Tough, You Just Get Drunk And Become
Talkative. I'm Probably The Awkwardest Alcoholic Walking Like A
Midget With A Ladder In His Back Pocket. So When You See Me
On Your Block, Stumbling, Mumbling a Buncha Dumb Shit, Like My
Drunk Uncle Does, I Aint Buzzed Im Just High On Life, So Why On
Earth Would I Need Drugs When I Fly On Kites, Motherfucker.."

"his arms are sweaty
moms spaghetti"

who cares what pplz fav lines of eminem's songs are... no one ever listens to a song just for a particular line anyway (i hope)

"I'm Eminem...the Shady is really a fake alias to save me just in the case I'm gettin' chased by space alienz..."

I cut my moms stomach open with a scalpel when I was 6 months and said "I'm ready now bitch...ain't you feeling these kicks cunt..."

"y'all ain't ready for me yet...I can tell...I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell..." -all off "Any Man"

"the whole entire world can sit and swirl like a whirlin' tire...I set a fuckin' girl on fire with a curlin' iron"- off "If I Get Locked Up "

Anyone Notice How The Lines Quoted Were Complete Garbage? Seriously. I Write Better Stuff Than Most Of The Lines You Quoted.
That 'Tampax' Line Is Pathetic, Basic Rhyming And With No Irrelevance What So Ever. .

"Your ass forgot, so just incase you dont remember me,
i'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory" - 313 Feat Eye Kyu

^Word Cam.

I don't listen to Eminem. But from what I remember when I did (horrible times, LoL)

"Even The No Limit Tank Looks Like A Finger Sideways Flipping Me Off"

And the crazy razy thingy with Madd Rapper.

Blah. Eminy

"Blow You to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes." From Hellbound

but I could rap, so fuck school, I'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin' studio's at

Funniest and most fucked up line
Bend over and take it like a slut ok ma!

Definately best song - If the world turns - mad vocab, multies, punchlines, humour..

Best line

"hilary clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbert"

So funny...


TAH

For all you people who said you don't like this topic, why did you take time to come and post?

Isn't That From 'Role Model' Anyway...

He has lots of memorable lines:

"That X Got Him Thinking He Was DMX
Then He Switched To 'Pac Now He Wants To be Him Next..."

"I bully my way in this game, man I'm done playing
Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing"

Not really in the mood to be thinking up em lyrics, i'm sure they are alot mor ebetter ones than the above.

^Yeah, there's a lot of dope lines that were wrote by Em.

I take seven kids from columbine
stand em all in line
add an ak-47, a revolver, a nine
a mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

Im sorry there must be a mix-up...
you want me to fix-up lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked?

I used ta get punked and bullied on my block
until i cut a kittens head off
and stuck it in some kid's mailbox

you hear this finger oh its upside down
hear, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

~Peace

dun dun dun dun! go go gadget dick

gimme two fat tabs and three shrooms and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms

you might see me walking you might see me jogging you might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog wit his head chopped off wit a spiked collar hollerin at'em cuz the son-of-a bitch won't quit barking

eh*hem.........

"my rhymin skills got you climbin hills, i travel thru ya mind and to ya spine like siren drills, i'm slimin grills of roaches, and spray da dis-infects and twist da necks of rappaz till dey spinal column disconnects"

- INfinite

jesus.....i mean i could write like half the infinite album but i wont........

"its an amazin task to battle wit success, i never gave a fuck now i give a fuck less, so in tha slugfest i get physical like physicians, invisible like magicians wit mystical mic traditions, wicked wizzadry like'a sourcerer no remorse for ya wen i tortue ya throught the course of my orchestra, so feel the voice of my spiritual images slicin up an enemies upendeges till he hemriges, my skin itches every time a rappa recites and wen hes throught wit his verse i'm all coverd in flee bites, you wana see fights, i gotta match fa ya, u couldnt flip shit playin in toilets wit a spatula
.................................................. .......
u bitches get a histerectamy disrespectin me u wanna feel the full effect of me hand a tech ta me...............
Shiver and shake quiver and quake bite a rhyme and figya jaw git stiffer and nake and wither and brake you slitherin snake, jibberin fake fibberin flake, i twist you in a different shape and toos u in michagan let for fishermans sake.......and the rest of the verse.....................

chech this out - open mic
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=79405

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin to clear up my fuckin' image,
so I promised the fuckin critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin" for six minutes
(*click* Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)


Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin ass gets drafted
While you're at band camp thinkin the crap can't happen
'Til you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin
Inside a package wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin
Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin
Fuckin assassins, hijackin Amtraks, crashin
All this terror, America demands action

if youve seen the "special features" on 8 mile......this was definatley the greatest line whilst battling people from the shelter-

"Hold on faggot, let me turn this mic on....thats better"
^^if youve seen the special features you'll know what im talking about, that one line won him the battle right there lol

Yeah, I know what your talkin about dogg. Your absolutely right, that handed him the win.

Actually what handed him the win was the fact he was the star in the movie...

i'm feelin dat song "Go to Sleep" wit obie trice and DMX

great song ...... from his best albuim...slim shady lp... bad meets evil

" gimme 2fat tabs and 3shrooms and u wont see me liek fat people in steam rooms, and when i go to hell and im ready to leave ima put air in a bag and charge people to breathe"

"people only recognize that i'm white, ignoring skill....cuz i stick out like green with an orange bill"

my mind'z got a mind of it's own...sometimez I can't find it at home...it hidez in the stove -from "If I Get Locked Up"...

hahaha

theres some alright lines on infinte. problly his best album

Bonnie and Clyde=O that Smell Daddy must have ran over a skunk hahaa

Meaningful: "I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a shit in the bathroom
Without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad"

Flow: "You 'bout to witness hip-hop in it's most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless, most hardest, most honest known artist, chip off the old block, but ol' Doc is, {back}, looks like Batman brought his own Robin, oh God, Sadam's got his own Laden, with his own private plane, his own pilot, set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges, oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes, {vnn vnn}, yeah here I come, i'm inches, away from you, dear fear none, hip-hop is in a state of 911"

Aggression w/depth: "I get up 'for i get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack shit out
I'm tryin-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out, fuck shootin i'm just trying to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leap
Yo slim, you gonna let him get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't let him skate with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops"


Just a few of my favorites...

and fuck bizcit cuz i know you're saying fuck d-12 just not to our face under ya breath to ya selves

in school i never said much/too busy having a head rush/doing to much rush/had my face blushed/like red blush/then i switched to jim beam/thats when my face grayed/went to gym in eighth grade/raped the womens swim team

i got genital warts and it burns when i pee

the best would have to be out of DRE and EM'S song "What You Say" its mad when Em Says "and if I fumble a verse, keep going, first take
I make mistakes just keep it, no punches pull, no punches, that's weak shit
fake shit, if I ever take shit I'll eat shit, wasn't for him, wouldn't be shit"

i just dont give a fuuuuuck.

"I'm sorry mama. ."

shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers some cowards fucked with the wrong building they meant to hit ours

My faves

by the looks of them you would swear that Jaws was coming,
by the screams of them you would swear i'm sawing someone,
by the way they running you would swear the law was coming,
its now or never and tonight is all or nothing,

i'm desperate at my desk if I could just get the rest,
of this shit off my chest, again, stuck in this slum,
cant think of nothing, fuck i'm stumped,
but wait here comes something,
nope, its not good enough, scribble it out, new pad,
krinkel it up and throw that shit out,
i'm fisseling now thought I had figured it out,
ball's in my court but i'm scared to dribble it out,

^^^ those lines were heat

best punch in 8 mile was

"You wanna battle, you beat around the bush
like you scared to eat pussy so you eat around the touche"

Mut my fave line is
"So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does"

Best punchline from an Eminem song gotta be:
"You're played like my five-year old's newborn toys
Don't know shit about chicago, but i could still make illa noyz"

That shit is ill.