PaRaDøx™ :vs: Scrye
 

10-15 Lines
No crew, hate, d/r votes.
No feeding.
No editing.
No biting.
You spit first.

I will post right after you drop.

Uppin for this cat to drop, come on dude don't pussy out of your first battle please, I wanted to battle.

its ur battle, ur suppose to spit first, ill post after your done with your verse like rules say, dont bitch...

Dude, I posted rules in Bitch Slapped as you spit first, and you said that you that you would battle me, so spit first or just forget it, learn to read the rules in the future.

aight whatever, i dont care who goes first, ill post up sometime soon................so just post after me, dont take a while.....ill post up either 2night or 2morrow morning, good luck...................'1

Tomorrow morning? Boy you better do that shit faster then that, you better not take forever either.

Uppin for this kid to drop his verse, if you aint on by 12:00 am tommorw then I am asking mods to close tihs battle. I wanted to do it now, not 24 hours from now.

You are online, so at least check-in or say no battle so I can get to someone that is ready to battle, so please make up your mind. Battle or not, if you don't want to thne I don't care, just answer.

Fuck-It-Ill-Spit-Some-Weak-Shit-To-You


Check It....

Punches!! Ya Seein-The-Ground, Ya |-Re-speak-Whackness-| Like |-Repeating-Nouns-|!!...
Im Beating-Ya-Down Heating-This-Round, Couldnt |-Get-Ya-Name-Heard-| |-Abreviating-Sounds!!-|...
Ill Define-This-Guy When I Shrive-His-Pride, Only Time Kid Gots |-Nice-Sents-| Is When |-I-Sub-SCRYE-|...(subscribe)
You Cant |-Run-Back-| If I |-Cut Spines-| |-RB-Must-Kill-Magazinez-| Cuz No1 |-Feels-Ya-VIBE-|....
I'll Harm-N-Mess-Ya, Kid Gets More |-Rod-Man-| Than |-Carmen-Electra-|!!...
This Retards-Neva Hot-When He Gets |-More-Servins-| Than A |-Barmen-Setup-|!!... (lol)
You Moan-Slurs-Around Lookin-In-Advanced, Ya |-Home-Words-Bound-| Cuz You Never |-Stood-A-Chance-| (hahah)
Ive Already-Took-This-Man, Only Time You |-Pass-A-Semi-| Is A |-Hook-In-The-Van-|!!...
Ill Hault-Ya-Fury, Ya |-Skill-Level-Could-Be-Simese-| But You Still Aint |-Near-Me!!-|...
Appauled-To-Get-In-Me, Ill |-Dump-You-In-Oceans-| And Call You An |-In-Sult-To-Injury!!-|...hah

Spit The Same Length....'1

Well since you took your deer sweet time doing that, which I consider pre-written shit, I will take my time, so I might spit tonight or tommorow.

Also make that bigger, most guys don't like it when it is small, harder to see.

^Word! Hit this up Scrye and I will return the favor after you spit:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=79608

*Old Ladie Walks Out Of A Store With Many Bags, Paradox Spots Here*
Paradox: Mam Can I Help You With Those Heavy Things.
Old Lady: Why Yes Sure, I Am 80 Years Old, They Are Really Heavy.
Paradox: Good I Was Getting Very Horney Stareing At Those!!
*Paradox Grabs The Old Ladies Tits Instead Of The Babs*


Rewind, your grab that seniors tits, shit dude, get some porno, that's legal, aint it/
Getting you jollys from the senile, I'd rather scrape your eyes out wit a nailfile/
What's your other name, don't matter, cuz like "Lou" you aint "got game"/
Rename you to para"cox", cuz his abnormal rhymes deserve to be "slipped" under locks/
Vertibra smashing, former lines clashing, you only wish this was a skull bashin/
Like Santa he "topped off red", Mrs. Clause got him off wit some nice "head"/
Wretched "mouth", like a "fat kid" at bat, he saw a hot dog and "fouled it out"/
He's parked at makeout point wit a pillow, on a street coner his still a ho-though/
Ho-Ho's got this fatty droolin, I heaerd he got paid in Ho-Ho's to get schoolin/
Jailbird met my friend Bubba, got hit from behind in the shower, rubba-dubba/
Like racecar spelled backwards, anyway you put this, it is your merkin disaster/

*Old Woman Smacks Paradox And Speed Walks Away*
*Paradox Follows That Ass With Glazed Eyes*
Mmmmmm.... Honey Buns....

That is an error on my part. The last part about the old woman is supposed to be bold just like the first part.

This was a nice battle, should be intersting to see how it turns out.

i cant vote but Scyre got this, the other dood paradox was hard to follow, his flow was consistent through the whole thing, scyre was decent had some punchlines...it was decent battle....scyre im waitin for you to step up though

What do you mean step up? What are you meaning by stepping up, you are really ocnfusing me.:(
:)

I really hate that 100 character rule.

Metaphores - tie
Vocabulary - PaRaDøx™
Enjoyment - Scrye
Punchlines - tie
Wordplay - PaRaDøx™
Creativity - tie
Personals - Scrye
Structure - Scrye
Finisher - Scrye (funny)
Opener - Scrye (also funny)
Multies - PaRaDøx™
Flow - Scrye
Overall - Scrye (6-3)

lol oh man hah this must be a fuckin joke, dont vote if u dont know what shit means.....

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Para what are you talking about man? Your verse was good and I gave you props for it, just because you have one vote against you doesent mean anything. So just chill out, if you lose you lose, if you win you win, just chill and relax.:)

Yikes, don't you people ever vote? Been off for 9 hours and there is still no more votes.

Uppinn...

Drop you links and I will vote on your battles.

This would be my 3rd Uppin for some votes in here.
Come on people just drop you vote and then drop you link.
It is as easy as that, so come on, vote.

Paradox, sonned you Scyre..

Its ashame I cant vote but you were not even original..

And your 1 vote was like i'll vote for you if you vote me..

You voted for J dubya in his battle so thats a bullshit vote..

Someone will be reporting you for it, maybe me, maybe someone else who notices your bullshit

^lol he juss votin 'gainst u cus u voted 'gainst him in his battle..

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Fuck him voting against me, He knows thats bullshit that he went
and voted for J dubya, then J comes back and gives him the vote..

J explained his voted asshole, I don't see an explanation from you dickrider. So get off para's dick and go try to play with some noob.

Paradox merked you, hes on a whole nother level. Theres so many dickryders that prevent the ill kids from winning because "they cant understand it". If you post these verses on any other site, you would get merked. You guys must not no of paradox, he be ko people right and left

Morphine/Paradox-I know I merked you so stop trying to sway votes, it's one vote, stop complaineing.

Saul-I have no clue why you are pissed except for me voteing against you, deal with it and stop freeposting in my thread.

lol kid u were merked, come on my site n post that shit verse, ull see real results instead of dickryders........cuz ill be glad 2 merk u there....

Paradox/Morphine-You are trying to get your own little thing going here and it is stupid, stop trying to sway or I will report you.

lol then report me, im jus tellin u the truth......ur a newb who needs much elevation, go on my site plzz lol ill merk the fuck outta you

Battle closed to all your freepostings... set another thread if you want.
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