Lmfao, Ouch!
 

Berlin (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../od_nm/penis_dc

how is he going to piss?

sick s-o-b, i'd just take a cold shower or something :)

damn, those germans are maniactic people.

So That's Where the German Get Their Weiner Sausages From

I'm Sorry But Someone Hadto Bring Up That Joke..

Just Be Glad It's Out Of the Way

That german guy is stupid....he can go "fuck himself" :whacky:

C-Section you moron. you'd be able to piss without the external part of your penis. There would still be a tube inside of you and it'd just come out of whereever you cut it at.

yea but it would dribble down your leg

That's ture but it could still be done.

^LMAO........so true

Wow, the stupidity of some people still amazes me.

wow.
I would kill myself.
seriously.
but first I would collect all my bloody piss in a jar and huck it at a car.

addicted to sex? who isnt?

ooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.................. ......could he take pills or anythin like that to cure it..........very drastic............addicted to sex tho......COOL...............

Is the dude mentally ill? LOL. Yeah, I'm addicted to living so I think I'll rip my heart out. Come on...

Well...Think about women.

Wats The Deal Wit Europeans Guys And Their Dicks?...I Read Somewhere Awhile Ago That Some Guy Over There Copied American Pie And Ended Up Wit 3rd Degree Burns

Dickhead...

^LMAO

^well, I don't think it's supposed to be a scorching hot pie.
but thats just me, maybe some of us prefer sex with fire.

hahahaha that is funny yet brutal...if that happened to me id kill myself

Chopping your dick off is like Killing yourself. You'd have noone to talk to on dark,lonely nights. Plus you can't fuck, so you'd be better off dead.

Well Hes 41...Im Sure He Had A Good Life (Of Sex)... :rolleyes:

^Or Was To Poor To Buy Viagra?

not really sure what to say...........................i'm just a little disturbed by this.................addicted to sex...............couldn't he have tried a 12 step program first...............poor poor dumbass.......

ooo that must fukin hurt ouch.!!!!!!!!!!!

why the fuck you upin an orginal thread . . you fucking wannabe.

lol. i just realized the date.

yeah uh... last year... retards

lol............im diggin upthe past

fuckin herbs...whos ups an old thread...i mean really come on now...

LmfaoO I Was 'Wondering'

omg... what a fucking moron... i couldn't live with out my dick........

germans.......tsk, tsk, tsk the guy might as well grow a pussy now

since when did LatinKitten become German?

lol............dunno^^^ but that must hav hurt like a bitch

fa reall! i knoe i am!