Macho Man & John Cena " A Joke Or R They 4 Real ?"
 

YO I BEEN WATCHIN WRESTLING SINCE I WAS A LIL KID YO.....
SO I THINKS IT'S FUNNY AS HELL BUT ITS DOPE AS HELL AT THE SAME TIME...
SEEING TWO WRESTLERS ACTUALLY GET INTO HIPHOP AND SHIT...
LISTENED TO MACHO.. HE'S BETTER THAN I EXPECTED...
BEATS ON HIS ALBUM ARE HOT YO...
A TIGHT TRAK IS THE ONE DEDICATED TO CURT HENNING...

JON CENA WAS ON HOT 97 A LIL WHILE AGO TALKIN BOUT HOW HE BOUT TO DROP AN ALBUM...

A LOT OF PEOPLE HATIN ON THEM BUT PERSONALLY I'M LIKE
IF U LUV HIPHOP MUSIC.. WEATHER U RAP , BOX, OR WRESTLE
DO YA THING... IF ITS HOT IMA BUMP IT REGAURDLESS

LOL... wow thats news
Cena looks like Marky Mark
The Macho King Randy Savage is a lyricist?
next thing you know a wrestler will try to be govenor, movie star, write best sellers... i dont belive it

i hate john cena


"word life" .... fuckin cornball.


macho man is pimp.

Lmmfao!

macho man is a joke........

he lives in the st. pete area and performed here......

bubba tha love sponge....radio dj down here.......hates mach man

for good reason and got alot of his listeners to go to the show and boo him............he got off stage during his third song........

there already is movie star wrestlers. hulk was in a few movies and now rock is doing movies too.

wrestling is gay.

wrestlers rappin........................:p

macho man would rip 99 percent of us
...
then beet out asses and snap it to a slim jim

Dudes...

I don't know about Macho...

But Cena seems to be the real thing.

He rhymes every Thursday on Smackdown and usually has a bad ass verse ta drop.

From what I hear, after shows, when the wrestlers are heading to their cars and fans are stopping them for aautographs...

Cena gets small crowds gathered for freestyle battle raps.

I hear he's pretty good at the freestyle.

Them's just rumors though.

But, why couldn't it be true?

^ and 90% of the people that go to wrestling matches are 10 year old lids that think nelly is dope.

so i wouldnt be suprised if they like him.

I rap.

I freestyled once...

Yep...

Did a couple battles too...

macho man has got to sound like mystikal meets gilbert grape.

i meant gilbert godfrey...yes i know im an idiot

John Cena battles his opponents before wrestling,
that is dope, lol, na sometimes he has some real
punchlines, lol its furny as hell

Here's one of his latest rhymes to a guy he lost to on the show...
(Of course, being UPN, they bleeped the good shit but you can still lip read and hear he said it to the live audience.

Yo yo Undertaker, Undertaker, yea yea yea
You beat me at Vengeance.
That's oh-kay You didn't stop me.
I'm still talking smack and backing it up. I'm the white Muhammed Ali
And you're just jealous, because you didn't get your hands on my python
Well, Dead Man Inc as broke as Mike Tyson
And I'm gonna make this statement: John Cena's amazing
Y'all can't see me, my flow's sicker than AIDS patients
Yea, I broke your ribs, now I break your reputation
I leave you on the wrong side of a Kobe Bryant violation
I'm a real main eventer. You just a counterfeit
I'll stick your head up your ass, you can eat your own shit!

One more...
This one was pretty hilarious...
They actually had a storyline "to inspire"...
A one legged wrestler. Yes. Seriously.
One freakin leg.
They storyline went that the owner (McMahon) hated the idea of a gimp on his show and was gonna fight him to get him away (whatever)...

So Cena comes out while the owner is talking shit and gives him his version of what's gonna happen when the owner and the gimp fight...

Zach can't beat you, that idea is totally fiction.
He just like Ted Turner, he ain't no competition!
And the fact that he got a contract is completely pathetic
Forget about his leg, his whole career is prosthetic
Yo, this kid is crazy, he's a circus freak, half his body is plastic
He should do both of us a favor, hop his ass into traffic
Now, I guess, we both got handicap matches at Vengeance, it seems
I'm fighting a Dead Man, you're fighting Christopher Reeves
Yo, yo, this kid is half-assed, you're gonna knock off his block
What's better than a one legged wrestler? Being able to walk!

Lmao...*Shakes Head*

Sad thing is...

There is probably an entire team of writers...
Just to come up with that...

Yea,
I heard about Cena,i watch wresling just for his rhymes.They're pretty decent not to mention funny.But macho man...damn,diden't he like retire like three years ago?But Cena seems like he can go places,but for now i say he just sticks to his profession...
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