Some Shit To Think About
 

answer these question and then read the results... pretty interesting... this will prolly be closed my chrit tho... everying gets closed

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have
an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new
laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Hmm...

Good shit Ill...

Wow.....that candidate thing is amazing.....the whole thing is.....it really does teach you to think before you act....how you judge a person.....very interesting.....thanks for sharing this

could be informative thread of the year

good shit my man

i have to say... good find ill

Yup.
Earns the Cama-stamp of approval. .

ha...i picked Roosevelt & killed Beethoven..

Not bad at all, it was actually worth my time to read it, good shit, keep finding stuff like this...

damn.. good shit, ill

*leans back in char and puts feet on the desk*

im just doin my job... just doin my job

^^Hhahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahha^^

So funny!!

STUPID TEST.


1: You are competing in a race

and overtake the runner in second place.

In which position are you now?




















































Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,

you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place,

therefore you are now in second place.



2: If you overtake the last runner,

what position are you now in?















































Answer: If you answered second to last,

you are wrong once again.

Think about it...

How can you overtake the person who is last?

If you're behind them, they can't be last.

You would have been last.



Dont use a calculator.

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.

Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.

Plus 1000. And plus 10.

What is the total?







































































Answer: 5000?































Wrong again!

The correct answer is 4100.






Someone sent me that through email...


I think i know why they call it STUPID TEST...because the only ones who would answer or even try to answer these are stupid.



....oh yeah and ill...that was a good find..it was fun not killing beethoven and choosing Hitler..thats cool.


Damn...Im stupid..

Well Hitler was shrouded in a certain amount of mystery. Regarding his sexuality that is. There are strong cases (well relatively strong) that he had homosexual relationships on the side...

...or maybe it's just people trying to pick holes. And maybe even trying to link homosexuality with evil of his sorts.

Heh. Good find ill mental.

Whack... I've Had This Shit Saved In My E-Mail For About A Month But Didn't Think You Kids Would Like It.:(

Word to Varentao..

Hitler Was a Great Public Speaker Tho.. Shame He Was An Absolute CockFuck

f you would have posted it they would have been like... "man thats wack"

but snce the KING FAG posted it... they are lke damn, thats ill

^^ahha

and bazzy gets the award for sig of the year!

i picked hitler fucking nazi! lol dman this test but still nice find man

i killed beethoven but i chose roosevelt, never did trust "war heroes".......i love the part about the arc

hitler was a bad dude

q #1...
a #1...i'd tell the bitch what the fuck is wrong wit her...
there's no need to have more troubled children... really...
IT'S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

q #2
a #2...shit... adolf hitler mo fucka!...lol seriously he looked to be like a good leader..
more shit shoulda been said about himself tho...
i do like #1 tho...people who smoke the dope...seem to be more down 2 earth

I did the same as prophiit. Go figure.

Y'know what is strange is that I've read Mein Kampf, that book Hitler wrote when he was in prison. And what is strange is I actually agreed with Hitler on a lot of his policys, morals, and politics.

Y'know, up until he decided that he wanted to keep the aryan race pure by wiping everyone else out.

~Shalom~ (Yeah, that's right. Shalom bitches.)

word life

g uint

"Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new
laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line."

^^^ HAHAHAHA YO THAT SHIT IS SOME SHIT PLAYA!!!! HAHAHA damn yo, that shit is wild...i never would'a thought about that shit be4......whoa haha

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Also Had An Affair With His Neice Involving Her Pissng On His Face....Was Cruel To Animals As A Child

fuck...
u yanks shud be worried about ur political state
500 odd with all thoise convictions????
they're making ur laws and fuking u up...
i say bomb them all

Hitler didnt kill all those Jews......Guns and Gas did......

damn, that shit DID make me think.
good find Sek-c Ninja

God damnt @ me picking Adolf Hitler. At least I would still have Beethoven though.

If you were a virgin, and you slept with a virgin, and they were the only virgin out of the two, but they slept with another virgin and the other person was the only virgin out of the two, and that person was you. Wtf does that make you?

^if you have sex, then you're no longer a virgin

Sick with AIDS?

damn that shit was mad cool

so, what does it make you besides not a virgin? :cool: