the 10 step program !
 

if there already is A TEN STEP PROGRAM well let me know ! i was coming up with this humorios idea of creating a 10 step program for becomeing an emcee ! what do you all think some of the steps should be 1 in the end of this we will come up with the new and updated official 10 step program for becomeing an emcee ! peace one luv1

1. quit text immediately
2. pick up a mic
3-9. practice, practice, practice
10. master

^thats how to be an EMCEE

1-10. be a nerd and do text forever

^probably what your thinking

ha ha haaa ! yeah man i do not really text batle and all rthat i like to come online to upload my music you know 1 i also use my computer to record tracks and all low budget indapendent record label style

1-9 practice every waking moment of your life for 7 years.

10 lift a microphone, and make a track people can listen too

No need to read anything like that. Just spit, all the time.. Syntax is right .. and I shouldnt have said 10. master .. 10 should have been keep practicing and elevating .. theres always room for everyone to expand man .. just basically pick up a mic and keep writing and spit all the time, constantly .. over and over and over ...

lol.
1.) stop being cheap and cough up 15 bucks for a starter mic.
2.) download Cool Edit Pro with a crack. Acid Music is good, but less user friendly.
3.) Write until you can come up with a dope verse. Or freestyle, whichever is better for you.
4.) Record it.
5-10.)Repeat until dope.

I'm still on number 4 :(

Rule Number 1: Never Follow The Rules.

What about us broke college students who can't even afford 15 bucks for a starter mic...can't get the internet because they don't even have a phone line they can pay for, so therefore can only spit freestyles to themselves and that's only whem they aren't in class, workstudy, studying, at work, or doing student activities? Yeah...makes it rough.

1, If Your Weak Minded, Give Up Now
2, If Your Strong Minded, Give Up Now

1. Go to highschool for six years and learn as much as possible just like Bizzurk
2. Be as "ill" as Capcom
3. Defeat the FAGS in a freepost contest
4-10 get some recording software and spit till its dope

lol, word to #1
and no one can be as ill as capcom
ever

yeah word yall i practice every day all day ! i thought this might be a humuors subject to discuss and it some what was peace yall!

get off text as soon as your lyrics are top notch, then buy a mic and starting practicing your audio... simple

Resurrected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1. There are no rules
2. No one takes about the rules
3. There are no rules to talk about
4. But if there were you can not talk about them
5. These may look like rules for non-rules but there not
6. Don't repeat these rules to anybody
7. I know I said these were rules but there not.
8. Don't argue with me.

1. yarr.. ye be needin a catchy shanty
2. avast, a hag!
3. git yerself 15 gold dubloons
4. use the booty to buy a divin' suit
5. journey to the bottom o' davy jones locker
6. Use ye map, find t'X n' loot yer plunder
7. theirrr be no more swabbin decks for ye, now yer a true swashbucklin sea-dog!
8. Yo-ho-ho n gargle 55 bottles o' rum
9. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr harr harr!!

1.Go To The Hood
2.Meet some real catz that rap
3.Build And Buy a recording studio in your grandparents basement
4.Find a Person who can make beats and mix your music
5.Listen to your producers dope beats and write to them
6.Practice them and gettum stuck in your head for 3 dayz
7.Record All Of It
8.Have Your Producer mix it all have LDX make your cd cover
9.Promote your Cd For about 3 months on the Local Radio Station....
10.Release your album and let it sell a lot or sell nothing

:thumbup:

1. Write lyrics and freestyle for years.
2. Take a lot of drugs and become an alcaholic.
3. Start making sure people know your a respected rapper/B Boy and that your dope.
4. Get a street rep, and make sure people know that if they fuck with you, they will get stabbed, shot or bashed.
5. Dont be a fucking idiot.

1. There are no rules
2. No one takes about the rules
3. There are no rules to talk about
4. But if there were you can not talk about them
5. These may look like rules for non-rules but there not
6. Don't repeat these rules to anybody
7. I know I said these were rules but there not.
8. Don't argue with me.

alter ego - A net gangsta

Man, yo, that shizznit spun tha fuck out na'm'sayin... try pull tat shit frunna me n' my niggaz, yo, yo ass is blasted, na'mean...

# 1-10... quit text.. seriously... text fucks you over... audio is not nearly as wordplayish... text fucks u for flow.. im lucky it didnt do THAT much damage to lol =P.. but seriously.. u gotta quit text to have a really good flow in audio... well u dont.. but u do have to chose... cause they are two different flows.. opposite directions.. so ur gonna me mediocre in both instead of VERY dominant in one.. na mean ?

^That is true.

Its annoying, because if you write an audio verse in a text battle, people will say your rhyming is off in parts and you had a bad structure. I have both a vocal and text style... My topical text style is just full of descriptive words and meanings, where as when im writing for rapping, I write actual raps.. You wont hear me spittin the words "im merking you" or "just delete your whole verse"..

Text is in no way like real rap. And some kids really need to understand that because they can key in a dope verse quickly for a text battle, doesent make them the slightest bit good in rapping or writing rap lyrics.

alter ego - none


VERY VERY VERY TRUE