JournaLLL: Week 2 - Ehhhhh (By G. Hod)
 

JournaLLLWeek II: All Jokes Aside . .

What is up, folks? I'm a bit tired at the commencement of this letter, so bare with me . . What went down this week, you ask? Taktik retained the LLL Heavyweight Title, seemingly silencing his critics & staking his claim as a bona fide writer. Are you convinced? 'Cause I'm not . . This week, 'volve gives the kid a test as he'll take on the freshly-minted Always Less - nee Quotient. Quo retained his Lightweight title last week in convincing fashion whilst Baxter D. Wall retained with his second straight no-show victory. Evolve cruised, Methane won in Camarac-esque fashion (hmmm), Sand's inactive ass was victorious, 13th Disciple romped, etcedra.


[ - Week's Best -

b]Taktik:[/b] Defended his title en route to a growing LLL repertoire .
Quotient: Defeated 'Bars of War' champion Mystery~Murdera with a flawless victory .
Methane: Debuts with an impressive showing in hopes of illustrating his textual versatility .

[ - Week's Worst - ]

Evolve: Spelled 'Wednesday' wrong two weeks in a row in every single thread . . Work on it next week, bud: -D- before -N- J.
Bare Knuckles: No-showed much to the chagrin of myself, and talent enthusiasts . Kid'll do things if he starts showing. J

[ -Top Punches - ]

1. kid, your wack as fuck, but ya in luck cause i got a revolver,
& i'll just out-write Out Write, without a stuttering problem!
Methane

2. Ya shit was never dope, I've never peeped ya piece
Cuz all I have to do is say ya name. . to say the least
Quotient

3. he's mad.. while he trys his hardest, only to lose & fail
cuz cam's got PMS..... and i dont mean rb user mail!
Kontext

4. Leave This Fake G Dispersed... Damn It, Fuck, Shit, No Need To Curse
But I Had To Leave Some Elementary Swings To Compete With His Verse
Mystery~Murdera

5. Straight up, Bribe your vet persona is lately pretty sad........
Plus I knew I smelt shit...my advice is scroll up and Click tha Ad!.......
Taktik

6. Write, your boring, still got that newbie style your sportin'
See, Kapone used to Mod here, but theres no hope Forum!
Methane

7. Do you like KO... after this loss you'll feel the ban...
God your text is so wack its illegal in amsterdam...
Chrit

8. M~M who sir ? Blah, I'll rip this fuckin loser
Kid's goal is a spine, so I see a big break in his future
Quotient

9. this is Sabotage.. how i destroy any chance of this man winnin
Voter's Stick to the Script.. so there's No Need for any AddLibb'n
Evolve

10. I still spit sick like Gonarreah on clits, have this bitch checkin his
health....
shit, this cat so weak...at 10:07pm even his verse tried to edit
itself...
13th Disciple

11. Lying bitch you aint original... so get off Tupac's nutsack...
Wait no...
be like him... after this death, dont ever attempt a comeback...
Chrit

12. He Aint That Bad Though... Nah Fuck It Lemme Be Real - He's Worse
His Career WAS Headed Off The ground n got stuck At Knees First
Mystery~Murdera

13. He says "Sup Cam" you show me luv like I'm your cuz, fuck it I've had enough
I can't be affiliated with Feeble Minded's punches.... or the lack thereof
CameronJ86


14. tAktiks reign seems grim, Cause in this league, the best decide-
somewhat like his avy...I a tak tik and quickly brush this pest-aside-
Bribeone1

15. make you die quick, with sliced wrists and die quicker
punchlines?. . . only teeth mystik seperated were on my zipper!
Duper Sand

16. From Barney To Betty, Don't Mind The Rubble From Forced Pressure..
Writing? Don't Go Through The Trouble, Save Your Drafts For War Efforts..
Mystik Mind

17. You got no support from your crew like I stomped your bones flat
The Regime twisted your neck so you could watch your own back
COM

18. left clutching at straws...and searching for inspirations attack
but like injecting farmers...your looking for a needle in a haystack
fgee

19. Cap's rating is not with hot, unless I get sun-blocked and lost..
Ruth got unbanned so u been Played ..since they Unlocked The Boss!
Ricochet

20. commin half assed but ur still outclassed, i outlast then i'm outfast
u'd think this is Baghdad, how i drop bombs on this Boi & left him
OutKast....
13th Disciple

21. Started Diggin His Own Grave... So I'm Stompin Him Way Down...
Use An Alphabet Diss... That's How Easy His Names Get PLay'd-on...
Axe E. Um

22. Talk about Street Fighter all U want, it dont mean shit 2 me
Cuz I can a fuck less about Ryu, Ken, or the video game industry
Capcom

23. The simple facts-are that his skills lack-par, even of retired singers.
Cause this kid ShRAPneL is closer to wack-bars than expired-Snickers .
YoungblooD


24. Ima Rip Apart Kids.. I'm To Deadly To Start Wit..
^^ That Beat Ya Whole Verse N' It Was Only A Friendly Remark Bitch..
Auspicious

25. Titles are gold - and hell, I earned the 'nicest dope. .'
While I phix ions to the point that they turn to isotopes. .
G. Hod

Odds & Ends
Unfortunately, I wasn't too impressed with the overall performance this week. I've been pushing for a text tournament as of late, which would surely improve the quality and talent in our league . If we can get a few contributors to donate $10, I'm sure the administrator(s) would let us have one. . Let us hope that the already notorious 'Kalvin' will grace this thread! G'luck next week, everyone.

Yours Truly,
GeeHawd

Good mag again...

Damn only number 7 punch??

oh well...

good mag kid.....word.....keep em commin...

fosho tho dats player status

i plan on gracin next weeks
mag hopefully wit one of
the top punches....

oh yea good shit g.hod

Stickied this so it doesnt get buried

Damn... Only 21 Punch? I'm Workin My Way Up... If Evolve Gives Me My Battle For This Week...

me and chrit are on punch of the week sprees...yep...

Number 22 punch.....Alright at least I'm on there lol.........Good shit G.Hod............GL every1 this week in ya'll battles.............
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No hate or beef but that lined suck Capcom..you're much better than that...that wasnt even a diss..this week must have been wack because it was only about 10 good punches in there..

^This opinion comin from an herb in Drastik Measurez...not to mention he's 0-1 and he's a damn newb...kid U aint Lethal Or a Lyricists, so why are u in here?

Fuck you G. Hod!! << How is my spelling now?

Re: JournaLLL: Week 2 - Ehhhhh (By G. Hod)
 

Nice Mag......................although I never seem to get any recognition



If you still don't believe have what it takes to be a power on RB i will show you all this week..............and then we'll see if I get any credit...

But ya nice mag G.Hod..............maybe get some interviews, or predictions up there in the mag......

Word^.

Contact me if you need any help with it G.Hod. I'll handle anything not relating to my own matches/verses as to not seem bias.
Nice mag though. Enjoyable read.

Hahaha, Methane Beat Axl To Top Puinch - eat that bitch!

I got smashed. I've been in a text drought as of late. I should do betta this week.

Yea G.Hod i'm willin to help out with the mag.......get at me on aim, i think you got it but if not lethaltaktiks......

But ya Good work still

^ Am i on your aim list?
I think ive spoke to you before, but im not sure = /

nice mago

Lol Yes cam i have spoke to you before.......altho it wasnt really about anythin i did talk to you.......................

And yes your on my list......

no beef....just wanted to point out that the number one punch...
didn't even rhyme.....Quo shoulda got number one...cuz alot
of his punches were nice.....but...i'm just pointin that out...i'm
sure i'll get some more hate from this statement....... :)

Nice Mag... Would've Liked To See A Chat.. But Everybody Would Probably IM G.Hod To Cyber For The Mag.. And We Have Some Young Kids Here..

Top 25 Punches Is Alot.. Might As Well Have Had It Down To The Last Bar. Blah...

Good Mag And Read G.Hod...

Cheers Cam

good.. but i see camarac ruined ur pretty record... :(
lol

I should've gotten best punch. Stutter concept is soooo played.

your line was recycled, so you shouldnt of won, period! Id get links, but i dont want you kicked out the league over some bullshit no one cares about.

= )

:/ . . I'm not saying that my judgements are correct, I'd have some help if people QUOTED in their votes. Bwehh, I think twenty-five is a bit, too many, too. But, I get as many people on as I can to make sure that they know we recognize elevation, yah'know? I'll narrow it down to ten or fifteen in a few weeks .

Personally I think the #5 punch used by Taktik should of been number 1..The one about clickin the perfumes add...that shit was funny as Hell LoL wit Feeble's PMS line runnin a close second...Thats just my opinion....But nonetheless every Punchline on the list was a good punch.

Blah @ Cam

Get the links. I don't care. But while you're at it tell everyone who ghosted for Methane.

Nice mag again G.hod...

I should be able to help donate...i mean whats 10 bucks??
holla at me if you wanna sort it out...i can probably donate a bit more.....Pm me.

Pz.
Props

this mag idea is the one of the best things on the site, whoever thought of it is a fuckin genius,,, it makes you wanna perform better to get some recognition the next time round, keep up the good work

Feeble why are you talking about my record for?? Since ive been
this site i have a total of about 4 loses & over 100 wins.... now
go look at your record & thank the lord above, meaning me... that
i let you in the league

Phrantik did. There you go people. = )

LOL ^^^

Lmao at you kids thinking that was me, Tik stole my style like woah, and that type of thing shows it. .

=/

So Glad i Signed Out Of This

you'd still be in, but i decided to comeback and you left

p u s s y!

L o L

T h a n k s F o r D o i n g M y H o m e w o r k C a m ! ! !

You're scorned son - what whore where you born from?
And I'd turn the tables.. if you were rich enough to afford one.

- bare knuckz

lololol

the smile after my posts meant it was a joke and i was being sarcastic.. because obviously you are one of the best battlers in the site, so i thought u would realize that i was a joke.
geez!

and i am thankful that you let me in the league.. so... thanks...