i am the real slim shady
 

so i am standing up

im slim shady
ur not slim shady
ur not ill cuz ur not slim shady

Your the real dim lady.

Not slim shady

cool, can i have your autograph?

Hi kids... Do you like Chitenen?
Like defective film.. this kids talent is never developin...
Wanna be like me and drop constant merkings?
Retire kids before they start... That why I'm always smirking...
This kids dead weight... No wonder he draws hate...
Thought a double wrapped ya mom... didnt mean to impregnate...
And Cyph said... Fuck You Shady I rhyme better....
Jacked Ends saying so fucka slim... And then I acted clever...
Well since age 12 he was mistakin for a keebler elf...
Cause he was filled with cream and should be banned like Self...

yes feeble heerz my autograph, make sure to copy and paste it into your sig.....


slim shady

then feeble minds came in and ripped slims tits off
hacked his face in and slapped the fake slim criss cross!
this bitchs off, cuz hes the fake shady he rhymes like peter brady
and gives white stuff to mnen insteada ladies
so, guys, whats my name?
hes the fake sday yes hes a hated lady
who made a male s/n to feel like hes gone crazy
so why act like slim?
i crushed ya bulb out, now uve gone dim.
i fucked this rhyme up ten minutes ago, so hows it go, slim>?

no i really am slim shady...

look at the handwriting in my autograph it all matches....

slim shady

lmao

YAY!!! isnt this great i inflicted humour upon an indivdual

lmao!

once again....

YAY!!!

no laughs.

oh.....

:(

Its sad...

I owned you with a fuck around parody

about why

your gay shady .
you cant faze me

^owned !

STOP the Tape, Slimshady Needs To Be Locked Away
Chrit And Feeble, Don't Just Stand There, Masturbate!
Your Too Scary To Me
Your Too Stupid To Die
You'll have to be carried inside the cemetary
And Jerk off till you die
Are You Cummin Or Goin?
Can You Even Decide
You Just drank 1/5 of Gerbers
Are You Going To Cry?
All Your Life You've been very deprived
You Ain't Had A Dick in years
Hospital Records Are to scary to hide
Crush Gigs Like The Incredible Bulk
You Spit When You Jerk
You'll Suck anything that Hurts
When You Was little You Got So Hungry You Jerked It
Mom Said"How You Jerkin Off Son, You Ain't Got No Dick

lmao at the collabo parody haha
lol
.................................................. ..........

feeble minded, thinks he's quite crazy
i am better than you, cuz im slim shady

face it im juss a better freeposter than all of u

heerz my autograph now shut up

slim shady

^ You are banned.

thank you