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Earlier Today...Opey Was Shot
Yes, Its True..As Most Of You Have Already Heard
Today, Oct. 26th At Approximatly 12:14PM, Opey Was Shot 2 Times While Attempting To Purchase Twinkies From 7-11 A Masked Man Came Into The Local 7-11 And Fired 4 Shots At Opey Yelling "Death To Fattys!" He Is Listed In Critical Condition At St. Abrahams Hospital In Baltimore, MD All He Wanted Was His Sugary Cream Filled Treat... What Has The World Came To... |
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R.I.P. opey we'll love and miss you homie.
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this is no joke... he is in critical condition right now
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stop fucking my shit up
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monument:
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This Is Serious!
His Mom Just Called Me For A Booty Call..And She Told Me! She Is On His AIM Right Now..Tryin To Find Out..What Makes That Twinkie Filling Sooooo Delicious |
no joke im talking to her too... we got sidetracked for a little while cause she was tryin ta cyber.. but he is at the hospital right now... they have i.v.'s in him pumping him that sweet sugarry filling!
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$BiDdY-CeNtRaL$ , -Brixton- , ...OpeY... word. |
its true... this is opeys mom. i told him those snack cakes would kill him :nono:
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Yea...
Uh..It Meens..Um... Hes Here In Spirit |
yea.
some1 steal his soul plz. |
WoW....Hes an O.G
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Insert..U Arnt Witty
My Friend Just Got Shot..And Ur Trying To Get A Cheap "LoL" outta Someone?!?!?!? |
word... hostess man of the year award
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no im just saying jack his soul so u can give it back.
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I knew something was wrong when he told me there was only one woman in his life... Little Debbie
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Did He burn Calories walking to 7-11?
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no.... but he lost alot durning the surgery that he's having right noq
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This Just In:
He Was Shot In The Following Places: The Mouth His Left Nipple And The Ass..But The Buns Of Steel Tapes I Gave Him For Christmas Payed Off |
that was his favorite nipple!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
now he only has the crooked right one! |
lmao @ shot in the mouth AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
not the first time! |
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I hope he was wearing a bulletproof vest...Bullets mustv'e been small to hit his left nipple...So I guess he'll make it! |
Yea Hes Got The Crooked Right One And The Mysterious "Middle" One Left
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how will he breast feed his lovechild?
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He could Still Breastfeed!
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the crooked one wont work!
as a child in a terrible game of tittie twisters... little johnny from around the corner gave opey the worst tittie twister of all time... he has never been able to breast feed since then |
LoL...R Kelly Style
SWIZZLE STICK!! |
Awwee I Feel Bad...
For the Hospital... How Many Stretchers did they need to use? He Only needs one nipple anyways... its not like he could have 3 nipple and no milk. I feel Bad For Him, Did He get shot in The Chin? If So, which chin did they shoot him in? |
LMAO @ which chin
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hahahahaha OutWrite and Ill-Mental......ur cracking me up especially this one
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by OutWrite This Just In: He Was Shot In The Following Places: The Mouth His Left Nipple And The Ass..But The Buns Of Steel Tapes I Gave Him For Christmas Payed Off ^^LMAO..buns of steel for life..muhfuckas |
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^^^^LMAO....OMG!!! hahaha that shit was mad funny son....lol...straiight up gully, you always be wild'n |
***UPDATE***
Opey is ok... he made it throught the operation... But when he found out that his favorite nipple was fucked up... he had a fuckin heart attack... he is in critical care right now. I told him to cut back on the triple cheeseburgers from wendys! |
****Update****
Opey Has Survived The Nipploskipy..And Now Has The 4 Nipples He Started Life With Tommorow Sais It All..If Our Little Opey Is Gunna See Christmas.. Im Giving Him A Cheese Tray From Walgreens |
Its Ok Folks!!!
Opey Has Come Out Of His "Coma"..He Opened His Eyes Today...When He Heard What Happened..[He Had Been Asleep Since It Happened] He Awoke To Say..And I Quote.. Ok..I Was Shot..But Wheres My Twinkies? Thats Our [Not So] Little Soldier..Keep Fighting Opey! |
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I Shot Opey n Tupac
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hi im opey's soul posting from the bottle in c-sections basement
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Hi I'm Opey's Real Soul Posting From the Bottle in Methane's Basement
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Wait, Who's Opey?
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