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Mental God 11-08-03 04:03 PM

Canadian women = Poo Poo
 
Shania’s show gets hairy between songs

Shania Twain's NBC taping Monday night veered off in several strange/entertaining directions.

Between songs, Shania would chat with the west Nashville audience a bit, and things got a little weird when backing vocalist/fiddler/artist extraordinaire Alison Krauss — for reasons still unclear to me —demonstrated (in her sleeveless shirt) that she had shaved her armpits.

Shania, dressed in long-sleeve black leather jumpsuit, offered that she wasn't quite as careful about body hair shaving. Shania mentioned this is a habit she got into growing up in northern Canada.

''There are a lot of hairy girls in winters,'' she said, offering images one might rather not have when staring at the gorgeous goddess that is Shania Twain.

''That's the beauty of winter. You wear long sleeves and pants and you become a gorilla.'' The audience howled.

Whether this fabulous repartee makes it into the final show remains to be seen. Shania's special airs at 8 p.m. Nov. 26 on Channel 4.

Orpheus Rex 11-08-03 04:05 PM

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Damn Canadians!

Taktik 11-08-03 05:23 PM

LOL dont hate we like our beaver hairy :)

Mental God 11-08-03 06:32 PM

thats just nasty

G. Buttersworth 11-08-03 07:04 PM

damn mental you ruined my fantasy of going to canada and shutting that shit down.. with 250 pieces of significant ass in a years time.

damn.. everybody got buckwheat in a headlock.

The End 11-08-03 08:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by G. Buttersworth

damn.. everybody got buckwheat in a headlock.


^ Plaaaaaaaaaaaaayed.. lol :cool:

This thread just displays another reason I will stay in America.

C-Section 11-08-03 08:48 PM

stupid carpet munchers! they probabley turn into cannibals during the winter!

fuck canada, no wonder bruk is a loner, i wouldnt want to be around the beast hoes either

Mental God 11-08-03 09:49 PM

i posted this for me and end so we could show how much better american bitches are

Brodie Rob 11-09-03 04:21 PM

y u hating on canadian girls my gfs hot lmao...

Hero 11-09-03 04:22 PM

^ Yeh She Is

self 11-09-03 05:29 PM

Umm...anyone remember Julia Roberts...

8-off 11-09-03 05:34 PM

^Yea....i'd let her suck my dick....with a smile of course


Quote:
Originally posted by G. Buttersworth
damn mental you ruined my fantasy of going to canada and shutting that shit down.. with 250 pieces of significant ass in a years time.

damn.. everybody got buckwheat in a headlock.




Lmao@ six-grade joke

The don king version is muuuuuuch better

Philo 11-09-03 11:20 PM

American girls are great... that is if you wanna fuck the brains out of a girl with no brains...

Mental God 11-10-03 12:36 AM

so what... they are hot

MultiVersEal 11-10-03 12:48 AM

why does everybody say america is a stupid country? it cant be that stupid if muthafuckas from all over the world are comin to our universities. what the fuck did your country accomplish philo? obviously yall dont have your shit together cuz yall bitches dont shave they pussy.

G. Buttersworth 11-10-03 05:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by The End


^ Plaaaaaaaaaaaaayed.. lol :cool:




lol. i was watching.. down to earth..starring chris rock.. on the superstation...for the first time...

and he said it...and i said the samething you said..like wtf is wrong with this character... but it is a classic joke, not for nothin'.

Kalvin 11-10-03 05:56 AM

Canada's second official language is french... know another country where the women are rumored to be less likely to shave? You got it... France

MultiVersEal 11-10-03 11:14 PM

^ word up whodie


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