I Love Jesus
 

He's Just So Damn Cool

I Agree...

Yeah, Jesus was nice and all.

But we all know that if it came down to it, Moses would bitch slap him.

No hating, just the facts.

lol

yea that parting of water was dope...go moses:D

Moses Was a Pansy. Jesus Ownded Everyone.

Got Sandals?

Jesus Did It For the Chicks

so, someone gave my mom one of those christmas thing with jesus's birth(whats it called?) and she opened it up and its black jesus, i thought it was funny cause, a white lady gave it to her.

^ STOP JACKING SHIT OFF OF TSHIRTHELL YOU HOE!

Jesus Was White n Had Kung Fu Grip

Ok

lol he said ok:o never mind it wasnt funny....:(

^ It WAS funny the first time I seen it on a shirt.

He watches over us.

But It Wasn't Just There So You Can Read It.


Forgive Me For Not Putting Quote Marks

Jesus was conceived from the first ever test tube experiments

Virgin Mary????.....good joke...
she was the hooker to the shepherds...standing on the field corners