[Heavy Weight Match] Mystery~murdera VS Evolve
 

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Check In Due: Wednesday 11-12-03
Verses Due: Friday 11-14-03
Voting Ends: Sunday 11-16-03

Mystery Forfeits Light Weight Belt

Good Luck & Give A Fuck....

I MM IN

I've evolved to heavyweight

No Excuse But I Was Fucking Busy As Hell In Work & To Be Honest
I Keyed This Quick Cause I Really Didnt Feel Like Doing Anything....
So Fuck You Mystery ... Bring It Bitch.. Or No Show.. Either One

What up LiL Dallas!? you shouldn't be embarrased of your past
Well, at least not until this is over & im done beating your ass
AGAIN, remember when.. i took the Wheel & Turned to a win
gave you a Crash Course in abuse.. & now
your Strapped Back In!!
Acting, as if your a challenge to me..... but ima Cut the Suspense
& Murder Mystery Quicker than..
Movie's that Start at the End
this retard just pretends.. to be nice, instead he's an imposter
so i'll Crack this Shell of a textee..
worse than Customers @ Red Lobster
you got ta.. show me the proper respect or i'll beat ya dead
& humiliate you more than your Played Concepts OR...............
Cheater Explanation Thread
yeah, did ya think i'd forget how you Begged for my assistance
when everyone Begged me to act like a Long Jump Record &
Keep My Distance
i should have listened, but pitty persisted.. & i felt bad for my son
cause honestly... with His Skills & Wack Name... the Harm is None!!
Mystery is done.. History!! One!!.. no need to root for this boy
unless its after i Tear A Hole in his Neck
& to Change a Fruit to a Veg ..............like Sigfreid & Roy
leave you destroyed ... wondering, why'd you have to be born
Damn!!
MM just got RAMmed for a Giant loss like Jason Sehorn**

** Football, was on Giants, now on Rams

I guess I'll key something to disperse this
verse I won't no show... keyin now.

blah be dee blah blah blahhhh blah
fuck bitch shit, yea i can do it too

Listen, Richard's shit - it's known, too bitch to grasp a microphone
n its sad, this fag Cant get a paycheck 2 Evolve into Internet access at home!!!
ya ass lackz n it shows, remember when both of us were hardly
vets???
Yea, E learnt multis but still thinks bar structures for city Architectz
Nice verse.. but respect? Nah, you're Headed Nowhere n locked in tight...
BUT I'LL ADMIT, you're doing a nice job runnin the league... off the site!
Envision This Win Like A Prophet Might, Evolves Not Nice - He's Cute...
n fuck ya crew!!!
origin ill? shit Monsters already Volume 2 but we WANTED y'all on Mute!!!
Stalin's proof, we knew this was trouble in tried to Russ-Ya Off The Scene
shall i mention dyck rydin "incident" dat got u Beat 1st week of ya own league?
See! Dont you see?! Evolves made a mistake and his body went backwards...!
cuz We See Through to ya Skill buT like our drops - its da Ass First!!!

thats it... oh wait... I know postin a link isn't cunnin - its gay
Have to say... I'm sure Evolve didnt drop his best cuz he was too busy... Running away!!!
but fuck, hey, what all can I say, its your league - you're the mod
I kno, it's sad you ducked me, worse you didnt even check-in against G.hod

pussy - i'm out -

oh yea, Just so u kno, me n evolve dont really
have beef and Origin Ill dont hate, I didnt diss
ya crew, I was dissin Evolve. I Hope theirs no
Hate votes... up

up up n away

This was a dope battle here men ... Was actually interestin' as opposed to others ... Both of you came nice wit some dope lines ... Props to both ...

To me Evolve took this battle wit this line ...

& humiliate you more than your Played Concepts OR...............
Cheater Explanation Thread

LoL that shit had me goin' for a minute ... I thought that lined was gonna be the end of the battle ... But then I seen Mystery come back wit this ...

origin ill? shit Monsters already Volume 2 but we WANTED y'all on Mute!!!

Damn ... This was a dope ass punch and mad wordplay ... This shit had me goin' ... And I thought this topped 'Volves ... No disrespect ... That line took this battle for me ... Props to both of ya'll on this battle ... Thanks for givin' a fucc ...

Vote : MM

thanx 4 the vote, 1-0

...slept on battle... so far...

Do You Have The Same Record As Me On Purpose MM??? LOL

Nice Verse Fam

damnners.
i was expecting evolve to take this easily...
but..MM took this...
evolve didnt try as hard as he usually does, MM tried, it showed.
punches were harder. the russ-ya line was dope.
at first i was like why the fuck he say stalin? before the russ ya part. doubt many kids even know that stalin lead russia though.
whatever. nice lines from both. that and a few others won this for MM.

vote - MM

I kno thats gonna suck, oh well, thanx for the vote
2-0

Hmm...

People are like scared to vote er something...

Oh well...
M~M took this one...
Pretty nice battle... some good quotables by both

However, you can tell Evolve had to rush this one...
Not his best at all...

M~M took it with better punches with fresher concepts

i admit...i didn't want to vote...but fuck it....herez the truth....


Evolve ...nice verse and all.....good wordplay like usual and decent
punches.....but damn....MM came nice in this one...wit the punches
and personals...and wordplay.....u know he did... sorry 'volve...


but...


vote-MM

4-0 lol... I think people are afraid to vote... piss off
one of us n we might not think you're "cool" lol lord
forbid someone actually tells the truth cuz then that
could only make you get better. Why are people afraid
to hurt peoples feelings or something? Trust me, Evolves
not gonna be mad at u if you vote against him. I'm
not gonna be mad at you if you vote against me. Its
battlin. Helps you get better, Constructive Critiscm.

nope...thats not it....its cuz Evolve is my dad....

lol

i have to agree, i think MM squeezed this one,, but not by as far as everyone's saying,, the dope lines have allready been quoted
and it IS obvious evolve didnt come as hard as normal,, but with MM dropping ILL lines even if he did, he might not have won,,,,

overall- nice drop by both but MM takes it with wittier original punches

Well Damn, This had the potential to be a better battle but yeah, both key'd .......

Evolve had a good verse, a few quotables but im too lazy, nice personals*u know i love personals* ...

MM came with some very nice personals about evolve not showin & that Ghod line was dope.. nice flow... took this.

Vote- MM

I Got Spanked... Nice Verse MM... I Really Didnt Feel Like Keying A
Verse On Friday But I Didnt Want To Know Show...

Anyway.. MM Wins & Is The New Heavy Weight Champ
Evolve Loses & Promises Revenge

Battle Closed