Herbal Essences
 

so i stayed the night at my friends sister house right, and i woke up in the morning and asked if i could use her shower. of course she said yes, but when i got into the shower i found that the only shampoo available was Herbal Essences. i wasnt going to use nothing so i gave in to the yellowish shampoo.


you know those commercials with the chicks nutting themselves? its true! the feeling was undescribeable when it first touched my hair. plus, i can still smell the juicy goodness!


Herbal Essences, you have a new customer!

fuck you. that shit burns your dick

burns your dick = fuck that

^^wtf?

HERBAL ESSENCES FOR LIFE

<<<Uses Herbal Essences conditioner....


Bitches love the smell

^word the fuck up homie.. Chrit knows whats up..



and i highly suggest that everyone here jumps on the bandwagon..

lol, does RB have a new sponser???

Do they have a web site?

I might be able to swing a sponsorship out of it...

And some free product for me and Dez..

Fucking haters

www.herbalessences.com



dude, tell them that ill sport a sig and all...



for free Herbals Essences ill do anything.

to the kid who said it makes your dick hurt...



It wasnt meant to B a jacking off product.

i use herbal essences and the girls are always rubbin my hair and shit......plus it feels goood.......and what the fuck...that dude said it burned his dick......you jack off with it?????....wtf jsut use lotion

aww shit...that was me...wtf u cant jack off wit it are u serious???!? whats my dick gona look like in 10 years?!?

^lmao

wack'n it with herbal essences

what's next for that kid....chap stick?

^Just contacted them about possible sponsorships....

I'm glad I'm a marketing major.

Now its a waiting game

He thought the Ohh & Ahhhs' were
an orgasm tutorial.

oh fuck i didnt know this shit, that was me! fuck. someone answer my question. whats my dick gona look like in 10 years huh!!!!?

^by then you might have one

^ nobody cares


I'm more concerned if Herbal Essences sponsors RB

<-------------came up with the idea

cuz since our other sponser left....we haven't smelled as good, lol

make it happen chrit

^LOL @ The Missin Perfume Ad... Anyways, Fucka Shampoo... Shaved Heads Are The Way To Go... Girls Go Crazy For Them.

I contacted them...

Its all a waiting game now....

hell mutha fuckin yeah they love that shit hahaha

i dont use conditioner though cuz i have short hair
i just use the shampoo ;)
lmao at the masterbater

^^^
The shampoo isnt that great...
More expensive shampoo is better on your hair...

The coniditioner is dope though!

/\ maybe i will get that next time but the shampoo is a must

shampoo is better to masterbate with...
condisioner doesn't keep you slick...

and u know what a slick dick means?
u gain the herbs...which make ur dick HIGHER
therefor..u have elevated from a dry limper...
and have experienced herbal essance

who's with me to send a thankyou note to herbal essance?

I've got the Urge!

FOR HERBAL!

I GOT THE HERBAL IN THE SHOWER....
MASTERBATIN FOR ANOTHER HALF N HOUR!

(mom speaking)*hunnie...why have you been in there for so long?*
*walks out n bust a load in her face*

lmao @ the bust a load in her face thing

dude...no..we don't want him on an ego trip anymore. You'll make his day

/\ /\ lol

^despite what you may have thought, this thread isn't about you

...ha...

Yes.....this really is that funny

Those bastards from Herbal Essences best get back to me within the next few days

^word