Diss a Rapper
 

Diss a Rapper. Read Rules before posting in here or any other thread. Must be at least 6 lines.

Rapper: Big Pun

wonder how that wack ass got a deal...so easy & so mysteriously.
anywayz...who the fuck can take a peurtorican fat boy seriously.
he raps like he's on constopation...all pushy and deep.
wonder if he can leap...seen his eyes in pics...he needa get sleep.
this fat fuck died of obiesity...he needed to lay down on the chips.
my ass is the size of his lips...but his dicks the size of a microchip.
jus call him basketball head...his stomachs the size of front lines thread.
you know what pun reminds me of....pop...cuz there both...DEAD.

next rapper: Ja Rule...

Check this croaky voice fool...wita name o' Ja Rule...Is his shit cool,
Hell no... his shit's cruel...Couln't fix his rhymes wit o' box full o' toolz,
Druelin' shit all tha scene..sounded like he got a blade in his spleen,
Tha day I respect him only exists in his dreams...Fake cat would bail after one toke on ma green,
He spitz fake rythmes that leaves us wit no message to respond ta,
Needs help wit his tracks and so seeks vision from Stevie Wonder.

Peace

Next Rapper: MObb Deep - I like them

You kids need to keep quite.....grown folks is out/
Pac can rhyme on you faggots...but I'm smoking you out/
you ain't sick from ya spit.....I'll blast any nigga you with/
and take a shit on ya QB bridge......
I'm bout to really show you hell on earth...../
put the barrell to that black shinny head...just to stain ya shirt/



next rapper...........2pac

2pac got 'killed' supposedly
its a dish homie nigga aint runnin from gangs he runnin from me
ill put 6 shells in his vest - snatch his shit
he aint ready to smash wit dis
gettin his damn ass kicked ~ my gat - blast - it
nigga this time, ill make sure u really in the casket...

Next: 50 cent

ever heard of shit well eminems a big pile
he took a swing at industry and missed by eight miles
Always yappin his trap about his whore mother
to bad vanilla ice is his dad and his brother
who he think he is the king of hip hop
someone should do him in like biggy or maybe pac.

Next Rapper: Jay-Z

get your freak on...
bitch, all you ever did was get your eat on
whats all this crap about wait reduction
anyone can be skinny if they get liposuction
here comes the worst diss
go on get set
Missy Elliot, dont you mean Miss Tourettes

Next rapper: Snoop Dogg

NAS don't like Eminem and Eminem don't like NAS
so that makes me think NAS is a hardass
NAS is so slow yet Mathers is so fast
I don't know why people like this dumbass.
His music sucks with each note each rhyme
I could write better and I'm not even any good at these lines


Next rapper - BowWow

Lil bowow didnt you get raped
I heard uncle snoop took you out on a date
your rhymes are weak
all together you blow
if it came down to it id rather listen to lil romeo
your only 16 but you think your 21
gangster? bitch youve never even seen a gun
whats this! hangin out with centerfolds!
to bad the only thing youll ever get is a 10 year old


Next Rapper(s): The Young Bloodz

Nobody gives a damn or fuck about the youngbloods
I was s'posed to c they ass in concert and didn't refund us
Fuck they lil easy ass two steps, that shit is wack
walkin around wit gas containers they must be on crack
I tell ya what, deez niggas bet not come around my hood
Cuz I'll spill the blood of youngin's put em down for good...

Lil Wayne....weezy wee

Weezy bitch, cash money losernaire
neva popped a gun, but u got one for a souvenire
look at them shit locks on ya head
Juvenile had u in the bitch position, doggystyle on the bed
ya name should be Lil weener
cuz ya girl told me u got a lil peter pesqueter

Jada Kiss:shoot: all dead biatch

Jada Kiss, this is your Jada Diss
open up your mouth, i gotta take a Piss
Jada to bad you missed with your career
whats that in the distance
are you cryin in fear?
what kinda rapper ever sheds a tear?

Next: Chingy

chingy ching is really a chinker chink...yo drop hits like acid mink
link out that fag cant rap at all cuzin drop the fuzzin nigga

yo sen¢e their no one im a diss this otha bullshit//
thinkin he a rappa wit his name goin by kuzin it//
prolly fukes pugsley on da side, opps he more like lear¢h- a cop out (run and hide)//
terror hittin u from front and bak like yo dad and yo bois//
they knot fukin ya, they shootin ya wit grouwn up decois//

Next rappa: ALL DA FUKIN RAPPAS ON DA WEST SIDE

WESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIDE til i die...well guess what?.....ur dead
i done kill you wit just a line....what could i do wit a whole thread?
East Coast representin' from NY to da M.I.A
n all u west coast rappers betta hide b'for we bomb L.A.
all u had was Pac, Dre n Snoop double Gizzle
and in that order theyre dead,gone soft or pop like the weasel (the weasel goes pop, old skool biatchhhhhh hahaha)

next up: LL COOL J

LL J "your momma" just knocked you out
who shot you I did nigga close ya mouth
tha numba "10" is nuffin but a lucky number u dumb bitch
nigga got dropped no resign stick to movies and get rich
paradise my ass, stick to them movie scripts!

Next: Lil Kim

im not happy if you wondered. a plastic pre-madonna
after they pumped the seaman cumma.from under her stomach ...(throws up)...it made me vomit
i had the magic stick before the jump off jumped off
then i jumped off her bandwagon with a pump ya'll

fuck it...gimme an easy one


**** jermaine dupri

this is for jermaine depree, you lame mc/
yourself and every bitch on your label be the same to me/
the type who wanna go to jail to be/
droppin soap and takin analy, you takin brainless g's/
for sake of aimlessly makin famous g's/
who never learned abc's but came to be/
makin g's, still lately, the trades been weak/
cause weak is out and talents in/
without medallions, you bout to sadly end/
like operas from Italians/

he didnt say who I should diss so ill dis Benzino

Eminem maybe be a pacifist racist
but i hate yo shit - u look white and talk white
wigga - tryin to step up get gunned down wit a trigga
The Source - of course my force cloberin um down
I got my subscription - not to Source
u wishin - ^^^im fixxin that problem - im solemn, XLL!!

diss Chino XL

HE didnt say who should i Diss, so I PIcked obie trice

Obie Trice, REal gay no bitches/
i fuck u up wit no "set up". shady records the SniChez/
ima hold u up, till u ask urself, if u "got some tEeTh"/
cuz when i finish punchin ur face,u aint gon have shit/
my words so big they dont fit ur big lips/
i heard 50 fuck u wit a fake DicK/

NeXx uP: LuDacRis

i said chino XL idiot

Luda- cant 'Stand up' cuz i snapped his legs
Kickin him and askin him why he thinks hes thug and drinks -Cris
His soul fallin the confederates
degenerates, roll threw his whole crew
and disasemble illiterit idiots who think they can rap
So bitch what im tryin to say, is lay down... Dont stand up

who's next man......?
i guess young buck from g-unit

he's from cashville ten a key,i aint mad at you brother
cause you southern. but whats up with that insert in the album cover?
making all of us look bad, laughing at your picture
mad and wanna hit cha, yo' ass looks ridiculous
with that cool aide grin, east coast cats gonna laugh
you look so stupid i wanna kick your mamma's ass

ooops..damn.
who's next uhm....lemme get a hard one

andre 3000 from outkast

Andre 3000?....I'll kill this guy in hell, show him the "hate below"
Put this gut on show in pink pants...Wacker style than P.Nut Bo
"Hey Ma, Hey Ma" why you sayin this shit!? Your momma is dead
You'll be lucky if your next track features right said fred
So fuck outkast....The whole southern style is shit
I'll leave you n Big Boi suckin Dick in a Cock pit

nok'd vision, huh, ur vision is blurd/
"southern style is shit" - thats obserd/
coz nelly's from there so dont go there/
coz those lyrics will wipe ur shit bare/
and ur cypha was shit - why mention right said fred/
ur lyrics were wack, aint u got anyfin better in ur head?/

my rapper is P. Diddy
Okay, okay... my man P. Diddy// you think you run this city
Puff// bitch ass, i know u love to suck, what da fuck you ain't one of the greats// go to Brooklyn and fetch me some muthafuckin cheesecake// dick face// you can't relate// all of ya artist is creampuffs// who gets cumshots in the face...
biatch

next rapper: Lloyd Banks

Peeps dont learn...
 

Yo Gazanova dont be takin pops at peeps rhymes/
I hear you be getting your shit from Leanne Rimes/
I dont be knowin Nok'd Vision to well but he is some dope guy/
As for you i dont wanna kno u, u probs look like Stephen Fry!/
Your lyrics are shite, whack and give me frustration/
Gazanova is so lame he makes me avoid masturbation/
This is my debut so i best bow out good/
Lemme jus add Gavanoza's mom is infact Elma Fudd/

Arrr shit this guy is showin signs of a dappa rapper... peace!

AHahahahah^^

Yo YO Fat Joe Loose some weight....
Girls Dont Like Fat Faggets End of Debate...
Ima No Weak Rapper Like the Try Hard Vanilla Ice...
man If U were a Rapper u WIll neva stand up to Obie Trice...
U a Bitch Try Hard fagget Fat Joe...
U will Neva FInd The Words TO Flow...\

Next RapperBenzino

benzino? de fuk duz he kno?..
id rip his eyes outta his head and play cee-lo/
i dont play, i re-load, nah fuck gats i give ya a hangman 3..
how dis neuse feel, hangin from a tree?/
ya rhymes is uslly, nah dey always arent up to par..
holla boston? hell boston didnt kno u was a star/
i bust in...u rusted old, piece of shit..
fuck the source, im XXL, nobody even reads dat shit///

next gett..bow wow..

lil bow wow, all bark no bite
how in the hell can a 14 year old be tight?
talkin bout cars but doesn't have a license to drive
shit i was a better mc than him at the age of 5
if "bounce wit me" was a hit, i'ma quit this rappin shit
he prolly ain't tall enough to reach the mic and spit
little kid rapper, all you do is make me laugh
go back to the fuckin toy store with geoffrey the giraffe

next rapper:cee lo

Cee lo....I'll hit this cunt up quick
Blow him up like a dynamite stick
I'm just basic 2 sick,2 slick
fOR SHIT RAPPERS LIKE Cee lo
Bite him like a pit,chew his elbow
Illness retropsct lizzikal vet

WHY, WHY, WHY? NOK'D HAVE U COME BAK AGAIN/
THIS TIME IM PUTTIN A SLUG THRU U LIKE MOLECULES THRU A MEMBRANE/
NA, ONLY TRIPPIN COZ U KNOW UR MY HOME BOY/
THIS GUY PLAYS WITH LYRICS LIKE THEY A FUCKIN TOY/
I KNOW THIS IS DISS A RAPPER SO IM'A DISS NEW BOY DAPPER/
SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T THO COZ HIS MAM IS A REAL NICE SLAPPER/
COZ SHE GIVES ME DISCOUNT FOR BEIN HER BEST CLIENT/
OH NO, WAIT A MINUTE - I WAS MENT TO KEEP SILENT/
I DINT WANNA TELL THAT CHUMP - THE FUCKIN NEWBY/
COZ I ALSO KNOW HIS SISTER BUT SHE DINT FUCK ME - ONLY BLEW ME/