The Pied Piper of R&B
 

R. Kelly has taken to call himself the Pied Piper of R&B
For those who dont know, the pied piper is an old fable
I shall tell it to you

A long time ago there was a small town with a proble. The town was overun with rats. No matter what the towns people did they were not able to get rid of the rats.

One day a young man came into town and said he would be able to get rid of the rats. He called himself the pied piper. A deal was struck with the townspeople and he was to be paid money for getting rid of the rats.

He stepped outside and began to play his pipe. The sound enchanted the rats and they all followed him out of town.

When he returned the town was rejoicing, no more rats. When he inquired about his payment the townspeople gave him the cold shoulder and refused to pay him.

As he was angered for not being payed he began playing his pipe and was once again followed out of time. The followers, much like the rats were never seen from again.

The followers were: The children of the town

With that read, do you feel safe when R Kelly calls himself the Pied Piper of R&B, knowing about his previus problem with children.

Your thoughts?

What Would Happen... If R. Kelly And Michael Jackson Threw A Party?

rats would eat michael jacksons face

And R. Kelly Would Have All The Kids To Himself.

What Joy!

^^there would be BOTH girls and boys invited...

peace
4:20

i always wondered what pied piper meant. what does he actually mean when he call himself that.

and they all must have certified Learner's Liscense and/or birth certificate's to reach the age limit of entry...

NO ONE ABOVE 15!!!!

peace
4:20

R. Kelly is much more sane than Michael Jackson. He fucked a girl he thought was of age, and found out later she lied about it. Big deal. However, MJ lures kids onto his ranch and anally plays with them. Now, who's bad?

I heard that R.Kelly urinated in the girl's mouth

^^^That's sick, R.Kelly is a lot saner than MJ whoever made that point. I bet that girl was coughin up piss tho. Nasty thought

This has gone way off topic

lol i could stare at axe's sig allll day

damn is there gonna be punch and pie there?

FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON...
He is greedy...
So many kids are not getting Barbie dolls and action figures for Christmas

So he urinated on a girl. Big deal. People do a lot weirder shit in the bedroom. Hell, I bet if you snuck a camera in your parents bedroom, you'd find out some interesting shit too. I still don't see why everyone made such a big deal over R. Kelly's situation.

My opinion of Jacko though remains to be disgust. If you ever have seen one of his concerts on Tv, you have seen the kind of women that FAINT at the sight of this man. That's how badly they want him. (Despite he looks stranger than most renditions of aliens in SciFi films.) Yet, he ends up fucking little Billy in the back room. What an idiot.

"Little Billy":roll:

Or Not...

But the the thing about this is.......R.Kelly did that to a much younger girl than him...

The girl looked old enough though, and lied about her age. He picked her up at a club where the age to enter was 18.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Billy, now would it? :huh:

Don't Play Stupid Now...





You Know Damn Right That It's Billy!:cussing:

LoL, damn. I actually didn't, but if it is then my post just got 10 times more funny in my eyes.

:laugh:

It Isn't...:rolleyes:

Well then, my post is now 1/10th as funny. :(

Michael Jackson is the Greatest. So What If He's Touched up a Few Kids, Who Hasn't

I Haven't...:nono:

But that doesn't mean that you won't in the future. :thumbup:

Too Late, I told him to get away, but he wouldn't listen

R. Kelly made an honest mistake, it could happen to any one of us. Now MJ on the other hand can have just about any woman in the world, yet decides to surround himself with suspicion and lunacy. He could do more to protect his image and his charecter yet he does not. I can not say he is guilty of anything, but I can say he sure seems to fit the profile. If he didn't look and act the part, none of the allegations against him wouldn't have held any merit.

MJ needs help... R. Kelly just has needs....

Very much agreed.

I'd Sleep in MJ's Bed if he Gave Me Money

Only Way Anyone Sleeps In YOUR Bed... Is By Giving Them Money. :thumbup:

^ Now I know were your extra income has been coming from. :thumbup:

Axe E Um Got Fingered

Stop Owning Me When I'm Owning Somebody Else!:banghead:

R Kelly...

His music is being played on the radio to much...and he is dead wack and he bores me....

I say Off with his Head

^Care to specify which?

Aww, I'm sorry. :laugh2:

Michael Jackson is Better then R-Kelly

Michael Jackson got issues.