Diss A Rapper...
 

Diss A Rapper... Then Leave A Rapper For The Next Kid To Diss. Six Lines MINIMUM

Rapper = Chingy.

Yo dawg ima bust a hollow up n yo earrr
its wierrd, but afta bout a hunned times the point gets clearrr
that ya skills, are depleated, been defeated its the beats that work
get murked, fake ass nigga, get blood on ya throwback skirt
ill-slap-yo-face-2-a-perk, but no where near a hotel line
hope snoop n dem back dat bahind, cuz yo ass easy to find

Cassidy

you cassidy your wackness is blasphemy
ill have you catching breath like at the end of a apostrophy
your wack to me, now that you got two personal-ities
i'll split you in half to help elevate your raps
only served the freeway cuz hes battling to lose
only time your told your ill is on april fools

next rapper....baby[#1 stunna]

You's the numba 1 faggot (wha wha wha)
You's tha nigga that shouldn't have it (Yep yep yep)
this cat can't even rap~Juvenile write this nigga shyt
both of em wack as hell so it don't make a difference
just cuz the bling in ya mouth don't mean u spittin tight shyt
u fake bitch~a million records sold?~had to be ya mom an dad nem
there's no reason hate~everybody know ya lyrics gay
lil weezy? oh pleazy! be fuckin you thats why u gettin noisy

next rappa----------Canibus (no seems to wanna dis him)

C-A-N-I-B-I-T-C-H sure he wanna claim hard
tryna be a famed star commin up wit lame bars
as a lil kid he undressed ken barbies
osama hit tha towers now he's up in tha army
dat ho rather infuriated
Tha penicillon he ate it
ugly pussy damn it man
instead of battle Eminem join em in anger management

Next: Master P

he say he made it cool to be country, oh my god
i watch this biting bastard for years portray to be hard
got dropped from the raptors and cut from the hornets
when i hear him say (UGGGGGHHH!!!) makes me vomit
the bout it movie was made on a 2 dollar budget
but east coast cats got inspired saying "you love it"

Dr. Dre.
-Axe

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too much cops not enough shots
dr dre u fucking pussy what happend to yo glok
shot yo mother while i was drinking my liquer
bitch told me i couldn't keep an errection, use some viagra
dre u aint saying much i herd you suck dick
hullering westside like u thug, when u a wackside bitch
if i ever saw you i probably shoot you on site an take yo doe
the nex raper after me fuk it up diss fat joe

Nigga u must b 4 hundred pounds
u'd kill me if i tol u 2 bow down
so i say stand up but stand still
step wit high heeled shoes n it'll b an oil spill
Fat fuck scream terror squad
ugly's ya only terror dats kinda odd
go get a bitch bitch not a skinny broad

(RIP)

now i wanna see yall diss my boy.:|Ma$e|:. dont b harsh

sayin goodbye to tha rap game he jus got baptized....
even tho he was near the end anyway his rap career capsized...
nigga make me sick my nose gettin stuffy...
always on diddy dick, erytime you 'mase spray' eyes get 'puffy'...
shits so lovely, cant hear people wit short money?...
das funny noone can hear yo ass cuz u broke dummy....

Next Rapper = Snoop.

And You Just Keep Freepostin In This Forum And You'll See...
-Axe

All you fuckin do is fast and smoke pot allday
What hapened to ya dawg you used ta kick it wit Dre.
Haven't done shit since the Chronic came out
Lookin like a fuckin twig with black hair comin out
You did a song with Chingy man how low is that
Kid'll be around fo a year and then prolly be outta rap

Next=Outkast

Outkast its like yo mouth blasts premature ejaculation
I know a white girl that heard yo song on a country station
thinkin outta the box, you barely thinkin wit sanity
Maybe ya words'll apeal to people if u used more profanity
do it candidly so u might get back on the hip hop scene
No body buys yo CD you not even losin money to piracy

Ras Kass

rass kass is so wack that he raps like trash
scratched his ass up like grand master flash
got to talent to drop in his songs
i dont wnat to sing along
to that bad shit
what is this a joke?
i have had it

Missy Elliot.

Missy big bitch make me dizzy
tryna dance see her pants wet she shitty
She proud of bein big
VA playa eeww ick
but its ok all tha shits lovely
u coulda lost more weight if u used subway

Birdman.

birdman sucks, it for kids like yoohoo
gay ass catchline sayin "coocooooo"
spits sound effects cuz he aint go words
so he gets respect from makin the sound of birds
bling bling bitch well u can fucking suck my dick
cuz tho u got connections to get rich, u dont have talent

next rapper: vast aire

Vast aire, i didnt even kno who he is/
so i searched "shit" rappers on google and all the results were his/
Vast Aire, more like Vast Dense/
Nobody would make dat name if they had common sense/
A-I-R-E, wat does dat stand for/
The "a" for asshole cuz his lyrics make me bored/
The "I" for Idiotic, the "R" for rapper/
and the "E" for ending cuz dis diss is sendin him 2 the crapper/
Now dat ppl start mentionin truly whack MC's/
Why not start wit the whackest...FUKKIN 50/

Next diss- 50 cent

You can find him in club, acting like thug/
His ass shoulda got snubbed, nine's not enough slugs/
I ain't lying, don't y'all agree he shoulda "Died Trying"?/
Conspiring to the feds his ass shoulda died spying/
His CDs I ain't buying, his fame reliant on a beef that's damn tiring/
Implying shit about the same cat he's eyeing and admiring/
That shit's played out Fifty, stop crying/
I can't wait for his firing, retiring, or expiring/

Jay-Z

Jigga who??? oh dat big lipped fool/
i seen babys spit harder than dude/
nas didnt do it right so ima hafta feed ya dis food/
u wack nigga always droppin 5 bars n shit
who u think u iz....the dark illusionist
fuck dat im harder than u/
u aint shit but a skinny nigga wearin clothes too big for u/


LIL Wayne

its lil wayne 500 degrees below zero
suckin Babys dick he say he's his Hero
lights out for cash money its ova, u goin broke
say u got shot, u shot yo self you fuckin joke-- true
so take it how u wanna im comin so call the cops
yo scarred ass is the only reason the block is hot

eminem

He came into rap hot, now his songs make me snore/
He should refund his new gimmick at the wankster store/
Now em comin like he was the first gangster of tyme/
he just guh end up like his boi 50...shot 9 tymes/
with his truly crap lines/
If he is such a gangster, then y he on the mic/
cracker only gets respect jus cuz hes fukkin white/
dumb guy, his irritates me just like a fukkin rash/
He aint worth shit, i call him "white trash"/
and wat the hell kinda name is fukkin eminem/
I think he left out the 'F" to hide he is feminem/
Look at his vid, the real slim shady/
Dont ya'll see dat em is dressed like a lady/
Den we go to his track, With out me/
Where he shows his true self...A fukkin drag queen/
.................................................. ................................
Since kim is a known slut, u cant doubt dat by a mile/
Are u really sure dat Haille is ur child?/



Diss- Bow Wow

This Treat 'Meats Tricks When hes In The Pastors-Path
We all Kno The End Of Shady Cuz Ther'll be No After-Math
A Empire of Flaws, yah Need To 'Bite A Beat Just To Fight A 'Jaw(Ja)
We Right Bitch? Naw, Id Take it To The Court But No Need For Law
Making Sins, Beat Your Wife Thats The only Battle Youll Win
Confide With In,I Kno Dr.Dre's Gone But Youll Be The Next one Miss-in

Next Rapper-Nas

Nas reads to much-religon, but really he's no profit//
even Alijah Muhammad said, Nas..please just stop-it//
He's not hot, If I was a god, he'd prolly praise me//
heard' his shit ether, there only one line about Jay-Z//
dude was talkin about Judasis, Priests and dorms//
And when got older, hes even more confused than before//
he's a whore, damn...whadda he forget his title//
Like jesus christ, in Oochie wally he was talkin about the bible//

Diss - LL COOL J

a horrible emcee LL cool j
cuz his lyrics are just plain gay
he could never work a crowd
due to the fact that he sold out
seriously did u hear is last song dude
sounded like some catchy commerical tune

next rapper: el-p

EL-P's Underground, And stayin' that..
Mainstream don't have no room for this cat..
I don't listen to his shit, but I know it's wack..
Cause I know its retard like Ozzy on Crack, Look at Jack..
EL-P is no where near Slug from Atmosphere..
The only time he's Hot is when he's in Summer wearin' winter gear..

NEXT: Ying Yang Twins (This should be Funny)

You can smoke by ya selves, get choked by yaselves,
and fuck each other in the ass cause ya shit don't sell'(for real)
ill make these niggas say ay yi yi,
wit about 6 slugs each from da .45,
lil jon helped them niggaz get ahead,
special ed muthafuckas sound betta when they dead,
put a gun to da head and watch dem niggaz twerk,
like some hookers lookin 4 some work on the 1st,
fuck a ying yang weakest rappers in da game,
state propertys next hit Beanie Seigel maan.

Holla at em

Eminem your only contraversy cuz lyrics you aint got...
rappin about homos cuz it puts you in the spot...
Fuck murdering your killed you spit still??
Keepin you alone with HIV your shit ill...
Listen to him he beats up ppl who can't defend themselfs thats not cool...
Your in this rapp game being played out as a muthafuckin fool...

next rapper R. Kelly

peace

We all kno wat R.Kelly meant when he sung "I wish"/
nigga was prayin 2 fuk a next lil bytch/
He put the R in RnB, yea dats a fact/
cuz RnB for him stands for "Rapist n black"
nigga needs a smack, wat the hell was on his mind/
record the sex on tape and say u didnt commit the crime?/


Diss- Ja rule

It's Murder I-C, And yes I know I left the N out..
Wanna-be-G, Ridin' Irv's cock is what ur about..
Pout cause all you are is a RnB Singer and Cop Snitch..
Plus you are Suge Knights' anal Down-Ass-bitch...
Five Foot Nothin' n' girls mistaken you as a little kid when you Holla..
Clap Back? HA! The only thing your poppin' is your shirt collar..

Next- Ice T

ice t, haha what a fuckin crock
eventually quit rap and turned to hard rock
if that stupid fool walked up on my block
and he didnt have a glock
i would hit him with a rock filled sock
what disgrace to fuckin hip hop

next rapper: aesop rock

EXCUSE, WHO THE FUCK IS AESOP ROCK/
AINT HEARD OF HIM - MUST BE A COCK/
HE OBVIOUSLY A NO TIME RENT BOY WHO AINT GETTIN PAID/
HE DONT WANT MONEY COZ HE LOVES GETTIN LAID/
SHAFTED OF BLOKES WITH 12 INCH DILDO'S AND RAMS/
WHILE IM IN BED BANGIN HIS SISTER AND MOMM'S/
HE PROBABLY A LOW LIFE FAGGORT WHO GOIN NOWHERE/
AESOP ROCK IM CUMIN TO GET YA BOY - BETTER BEWARE/

Next Rapper = Scarface

When You "Forget" To Leave A Rapper... Edit Your Post... DON'T Post Again... And Leave A KNOWN Rapper... Not Someone From RB.
-Axe

Scarface is a fakeass down south bitch,
ghetto boyz left his ass he on some bullshit,
took the name from a hard nigga and disgraced it,
leavin scars on his face from the steel bitch taste it,
your life is a waste cause your raps aint shit,
had one hit cause 2pac g_a'd on it bitch,
facemob; please u a muthafuckin punk,
the real scarface would eat this fuckin pussy for lunch,

Dis, Kid n Play

kid n play..umm i aint heard shit bout them since back in tha day..
infact i will say, house party wasnt dat bad, but i just tired of em fags..
1 was ok, 2, 3, 4..500 now ders gotta be a point to stop it kid n play..
shit i dont even rememer one jam yall niggas made..
only thing i kno, wuz it was yur fro, dat got yall niggas played..
on the airways only airplay u wud get was after dey said sumthin bout ya wack fade..
shit if i ever ran up on kid, i'd cut dat shit, den continue to smack play...

next: get fuckin BABY

baby is so gay he aint had a hot song in a while
in fact he aint had a hot song since he was wit juvenile
since 99 I dont think he's had 1 fan
he' never sold shit why is called the bird man
aint none of yall nice, your just old an gay
dont nobody look up to you or respect what u say
if i was u the future i would dred
but if i was u i would of quit while i was ahead

Don't forget to leave a Rapper...
~Bounce~


Next Rapper: Free Way

:flipoff:

freeway/i must say/this guys a good example of being gay/his gay pride will always allow him to say i ride huge dicks/he likes da prick of a huge black stick/black like coal/and da length or a firemans pole/freeway da king of all fags/he got a collection of lickable cum rags/been fucked so much his ass sags/it's black and as had mad shit in it lie a trash bag

Next Rapper: Beanie Seagle

yo this bean gonna pop when i explode him
fucken nigga so fat i just had 2 expose him
fuck a movie star,this black ass is that of retired tar
im the mother fucken chief,this cat is not wit the star
fuck him he is done,wit the sound of 1 round this ars b sonned
so fuck a nun,cuz this beaner is all that he could b stunned

Next R Kelly...

Bitch you wanna pop of wit "ignition"
ill bust ya lip an den stitch it
rip ya open like da pussy's of dem video children
listen 2 dis ya child melesta, look 4 me in da night
thinkin i want kill ya is crazy, ya braids must b in 2 tight
how can ya rape lil women an get off ona clean slate
dont lie ta ya fans bitch, dat wuz you on dat tape

Next-Mos Def

who the fuck is mos def,oh shit no wonder no ones heard of him
he is that of an unknown prodigy,that of unknown prophacy,his name should b tim
fuck ripping a lim but def is a fruit loop on acid
wouldent spit venom even if he sucked a vipers mouth for acidic
my shits complestic,combine venom and acidic and spit acidic venom
so let him come,but he cant reach,this rapper so diplited he cant even preach

next/nauty by nature

He use to have a flow but it's been the same for 10 years/
shit and change since 1st episode of cheers/
O.P.P. now I see you (O)n (P)orno (P) ictures
I guess Salt was too butch and lisa Raye didn't want to get withcha/
Now you making songs with 3 little girls/
what happend to maken anthems for the hip hop world/
followed your carrer and watch you spit on a dream/
you rather put down the mic and put your dick on the screen/


Next/ for the old school - Special Ed

special ed man im dissen the retarded//
mother fuker everybody knows u garbage//
how u gonna be rappin when u stupid since birth//
nobody even knows why the fuck u on this earth//
ima kick back while u introduce some more Eminem videos//
n see if u ever get off the CRACNK YANKERS wit silly hoes//


Edit: M&M has been done already...
Next Rapper: Spice1 (old school cat)
~Bounce~

You killed so many people you killed your own career/
couldn't keep up when rap went into second gear/
only claiming the Bay but your was born in Texas/
I feel like bustin a nut an puttin pearls on you necklace/
"187 He Wrote" must have be about your career/
cause the "Trigga Got's No Heart" One hit and your out of here/

still keeping it ol school. the female rapper - BOSS

what does it cost to be the boss/
EVERYTHING/ cause now your careers at a lost/
couldnt keep it cookin cause you aint have enough sauce/
im just starting but got more clout than yalls/
now its all collect with ya calls/
you'll reep the benefits and falls/ of all you live and all you saw/
theres a limit for you half ass stars/

next...............ghost face killa.......