A Day In The Life Of...
 

Cypher About Someone Famous... Talk About How A Normal Day Would Be For The Person The Person Above You Left For You. Then You Leave A Famous Person For The Kid After You. Six Lines MINIMUM

Famous Person = Michael Jackson. :thumbup:

i rap reggae & smoke reefa all day
their's nothin wrong wit dat so ladies cum & let's play
my hair is long & i got dreadlocks in different shades of color
since evabody knows who i am it'z kinda hard 2 b undacova
evathang is gonna b alrite
as long as i smoke reefa all day & nite

Cassidy

diz is da real thang bout dat guy called bob marley
my hair is long in locks & blow in da breeze like a motorcyclist ridin on a harley
evathang is gonna b alrite, & we jammin were 2 of major hits in da 80's
i smoke alot of reefa & always chill wit da ladies

next Loose Canon lesbin mom

If I was Loose canons mom, Id make out wit my nasty 8 sisters/
make sex video wit bin ladin while hes like " ala, ala, ala, I can't beleave I kissed her/
have more kids than Jesus/
I've been lez since I figuered out that I could'nt EyeDentdys penis/
Dr. Phill told me I was trashy, and kicked me off his set/
I gave him my Cell, and my pager, and not even the camara guy has called me yet/
I had a son in a lab, made in a dirty test tube/
called him canon, first name was like my pussy, "Loose"/
16 or so years and Im still comfused/
cuz the Dr. forgot to tell me wat the fuck his gender is/
all I know is my DNA made him inharret the trait of trying to be on EyeDentdys dick/

Next....."Young Smirfs" scoliosised up Grandma wit somebody elses gental warts on her lips/

you see i be the only nigga wit that hot flow/
this ain't real beef homey it's just for show/
and i gotta rep my crew slash fuckin' gang/
i got some beef but ain't gone say no fuckin' names/
cuz they just wanna be on my level (i'm high)/
cuz we stay deep like bass wit no treble (oh my)/
cuz it's the one and only Ride Or Die/
my flow is so sick that you can catch pink eye/
and i'm sick of little niggaz tryna be me/
i ain't got nothin' to say to Eyedentity/
because he is just another bitch catchin' cases/
I'ma Rider till death so you shouldn't step up in our faces/
cuz i seen whenever sombody post somethin' u just gotta hate/
wanna battle me jus so you can elevate/
but look you little vick you a fuckin' lame/
and give up rappin' you'll neva make it in tha game/
and if you talk some more your shirt will have a red stain/
but beef to me means war and wars a dirty game/
and it's a thin line between beef and murder/
talkin' shit to me i slap you in tha head wit the burner/
and i'ma straight gangster you just talk about it/
but when your momma cum around your ass just doubts it/
you little bitch ass nigga u is a bitch/
and if you get arested you probably would just snitch/
and i don't start beef unless i feel like i've been dissed/
but you came at me wit more than one puchline but you missed/
and ima bad boy like isiah and john sally i mean it/
you get no play from girls so you do like mike Jackson said you "Just Beat It"/
and eyedentity he jus be fakin' his lyrics and it gets worse/
talkin' gangster when he know that he grew up in church/
and i got connects who would run in your house and just tap your phone/
got a poodle for a guard dog livin' in a happy home/
and i told all you cowards that i roll wit folks/
and that thumpin last night was ya' moms bed post/

Don't start nothin' it won't be nothin'!!!!!!!

Young merc, aka 10 post cokyness selfdisaster/
this mood ring muthafucka dont wanna get it wit a verbal brainbasher/
My perfection is natural, the type that no amount of practice could ever help U master/
cuz U all talk and no battles/
too many tryin to get at me, Ur just tightenin up the line like Ur moms asshole/
follow the rules, dont make me exept Ur challenge U busta/
and embaress U infront of Ur Freestylin grandmutha/
I'll leave U black and blue in tha face like eyeliner/
I would exept Ur challenge kid, but I dont like to pick on underaged minors/

P.S. follow the rule kid, go to bitch slaped or some shit and exept some ones challenge in there or make one of Ur own, dont just go around swingin Ur knife around wit out even letin niggaz know U got skillz
I dont like to break these Cypher rules but U needed to know this shit.

this nigga Smirf think he got talent but wont exept my battle, fuck then, here we go.

I spit firoucisly torching, young smirf would catch a heat stroke/
I slap niggaz and beat hoes, and stab a smirf in da neck wit a dirty needle/
this nigga dont wannit, he too bussy talkin that mess/
my verbal slugs'll have this lil nigga holding his chest/
And I use big words just to make U look for a dictionary/
I'll leave U searchin for family member in newspaper Ibituaries/
Rymin wit no talent, should be outlawed by RB/
There was only one 2Pac nigga, so U just an outlaw wannabe/
I'll split Ur skull and leave Ur brain intact/
then saw off Ur head and send videas to Ur family like this was Iraq/
my punchlines dont ever miss, half of them'll leave Ur skirt torn/
They land wit preciseness, like nutt on Ur lil sisters school Uniform/
and U've been warned, battlin me is not in best interest/
bring all them niggaz U came buzzin around wit, I'll squash em like insects/

ima drop some on oliver kahn (german goal keeper in 2002 world cup)

2002, only 3 goals in and cunts saying my career was binned//
29 games they should've left the net unpinned//
a toe poke from brazil for the win, thinkin hes king is ronaldo//
my son wants to kick his ass, hes rollin in our dough//
i set some kind of fucking record with 29 clean sheets//
i used them all up after the final, i couldnt help but weep//
my tears are dry, im focused on UEFA champions league//
get ready to read after i earn myself a feast of a feed//
what was that you say? soccers poofy, for little bitches who are gay?//
get the fuck outta my way, im 35 years old, and i get fucking pussy all day//

next person: adam sandler

celeberty
 

im adam sandler boi danm rites
im crazzy like 8 crazzy nightz
like happy gilmore im a caddie
i'll be yo big daddy
liven tha ritch life getn all my needz
thatz rite bitch um yo mr. deedz

paris hilton

i woke up thismornin, my bed feel kinda weird
wheres that hoe i had last night...DAM n wheres my fuken beard
oh man i was so drunk i mustve did a break n enter
this aint my house.. oooooo man these aint my titties neither
so runnin 2 tha bathroom fasta then speeds of sound
turnin on tha light facin the wall, then turned around
fuck a nigga must be goin kinda crazy, is that? huh?
paris hilton? oh shit for real i musta switched up
i dun no how long this shittl last so i jumped onto my bed
took all my cloathes off n did a.. nude photo spread
packed the film up n sent it off to my real place
damn G, the things i can do when i got these titties n this face
i spent the rest of tha day buyin porches n ferrari's
gave the salesmen tha address of where 2 send tha car keys
shit what a day i had in this rich white girls body
i think its time to go home now n git a lil nautttyy
so i went back 2 tha mansion this life is tha fuken shit
but FUCK i woke up wit a hard on and my hand all on my dick (LOL)

next- chris rock

For all it worth
y'all no im down to earth
and this time i aint a old white guy
but im with a big bootay bitch who kinda shy
but to night you can cath me man performin at aplo
and i am tha one you know all tha comedian wanna fallow



THA NOTIROUS B.I.G

My Story Is One That Can't Be Told.
i Live Six Feet Under And It's Always Cold.
i Lie There Day In Day Out.
They'll Never Be An End To This Hell No Doubt.
There's No Limelight Ain't No Body Watching.
Freedom Is Not An Option.


Bill Clinton

-eB

ayo, i gut no idea wut clinton is doin right now, so we gon rewind bak 2 when he wus president aiight.. shit jus fo kicks...

yo so i woke up thismornin, in tha presidential bedroom
my dicks on hard.........i feel like startin a baby boom
head out tha room......on down 2 tha oval office
secretaries 2 me........all i see is sex offers
pick tha first one in tha room......wearin black dress
nuttin but selulite, but shit.. my life is stress
cant blame me for wantin 2 hard sex this bitch
i need pussy so bad my stomach startin 2 stitch
im rich! i shud be able 2 git... any pussy i see
but theres a demonic gate keeper tryin 2 stop me
her names hillary.. sure we sposed 2 be cool
but she jus sum baby mama shit, i aint no fuken fool
im tha president, fo fuck sake, bill clinton that is
i order bitches 2 git down n swallow presidential jizz
so back 2 tha story i wus fellin kinda nauty..
"damn, whuts yo name mami?"...................(small pause)
"sir, im monika lewinske, at cha service, i monitor calls
but sure i wud love 2 quit that n jus get down suckin yo balls"
n thats what she did, sucked dick fasta then a 100 meter sprint
shit, n that started the case.....presidential impeachment

word up, next person.... rodney king

my bad wrote it in the wrong one, but ain't want to waste it........

use to sniff it slow, now on deathrow//
wife fucked me over, my daughter barely kno//
goes to show, the law will always catch up//
I was the realest of them all, now I'm locked up//
was stacked up, makin green like yellow and blu//
and its tru, u drop the soap ya ass is thru//
who'd of knew, my nigga would betray me on the low//
sitttin in this hole, prayin fo a chance at parole//
my main goal is to start over real slow//
step by step, this ya nigga George from Blow//

........ Rodney King

you didnt leave a next person so ill do a random one i guess.

My name is Eminem but some call me slim shady//
I guess im free now since i hate that kim lady//
i rap about doin drugs and how im always buzzin//
I like to chill with my Main group da Dirty Dozen//
My favorite thing in life is my baby daughter Halie//
And i realeased my new clothing line Shady limited Baby//

Next Person- Snoop Dogg

Its tha DO to tha double G...... doggfather fucka who you think?....
Weed on tha low like the ride fo some doe but i aint slip....
Its still D.R.E an still fuckin DOGGY STYLE OOOO WEEEE.....
Break yo face like a Suge Knight CD contained in tha wee... weed....
Sticky icky tricky purple haze on tha grow....
Britney wit me suckin henny an bitch you still know....


NEXT RAPPER....BENZINO lol

i'm Benizo i wake up and turn on the tv
hear a knock on the door so i decide to flee
sh*t itz eminem and 50 cent
i come out for under the bed and wonder where they went
i run to the phone but theres no dail tone
sh*t there goes that idea there is no phone
turn around and there they are
i know this is gonna leave a real big scar

Next: LIL JOHN

Yeeeeeah You Know How It Be In ATL
Party After Party Me & Tha EastSide Boyz Gettin Crunk As Hell,
I wake up early in tha moring
sippin on some crunk juice,
Call up tha Yin-Yang Twins
an say come to tha studio an get loose,
I walk in tha doors of tha Yo drunk as hell
Then I saw Oobie's ass an I turned around an fell.



William Shakespeare

lmao...


darn, another stage flop so my audience is back to zero
perhaps one should stop filling my ductions with tragic heroes
what are folks into? ... mcing is abundant?, I decree; without rap im doomed
I shall find an artist.. must put on my fucked up hat and pull up my pantaloons

EMINEM:

hmm... eminem?, i do not know, but ive heard he hath been quite popular lately
so i pulled up to his door, "excuse me sir, may i talk to you?" .. he replied "the fuck old man, are you crazy?
whaddaya want? where the hells security... shit those bastards are lazy.."
before i could reply two large men threw me off the property saying "wacko.. quit botherin shady"

SNOOP:

I parked and exited my car, and then strolled up to the intercom
"sir, would you mind doing me a favor?" .... he said "who are ya n what kinda shit ya want?"
"well, im producing a show, and lately attendance is stooping so low, so i would like to double with you"
double with me? really.. ya queer motherfucker... you think ya can handle the D-O double jizzle???"
"what was that, sir? i didnt understand?" ... "yeah well, get out my hood... or ya gon drop wit the rest"
"what praytell, is a 'hood'?" ... "you tryna be a smartass?? youll be praytellin, fucka when i bust a couple shots ta ya chest"

NELLY:

ive had quite a bad day... perhaps this is the last drive way ill pull up to..
"excuse me sir?" .... he replied "hey man, aint you shakespeare!! i love you!!"
"well i was wondering if you would do a show with me, will you do it?" "YES!"
i was surprised.. "really?!" ... he said "yeah, ur my idol, hot in herre was based on romeo and juliet!!"
... "im just shocked, all the others were reluctant" ... "well, my man, i got no problems at all, yo,
.. did ya know ride wit me was based on richard III... n you reckon i can get some frilly clothes for mah wardrobe?"



haha... that was stretched as shit.... n nellys a faggot.. lol

oh by the way the next one is zar of russia

im tha zar of russia my task are complicated
i get paid under tha table i feel im obligated
ta sum kind of re-course 2 re-inforce the problem soviets got
im nominated from tha source that my only hope is ta stop
the corruption in this commy nation in my congergation
but im a turn coat that causes alot of complications
so my concentration is those small guys
actin against my will.....those right then are gonna be my fall guys
im hopeless but i got connections
im supposed 2 have policies stoppin imports but i have weapons passin detection
:spit:
we freely let inspectors do their inspection but dont get me wrong
i have many ties
i have the highest respect of my people but along i speak of many lies..


-ColdSTEEL :shoot:

u nver put down a next person so ima go wit


Spiderman


lol

After Mr. Jameson getting in my ass all day
And Dr. Ock now having Davey Jone's Locker & Jason as roommates
Imma take this spandex off, and microwave some hot pockets
Get some ointment for this rash and severe crouch jock itch

Watch what's on the tube, monitoring Batman up in Gotham
Ring that bastard for popping shit on email when I'm through massaging
Damn I'm running out of ointment Mary Jane go to TARGET
Get my damn lunch, the microwaves burning my hot pockets

Grab the phone immediately after Mary Jane leaves
What going on Rasta mon, run me up some weed
Hang up! Call Mary Jane! Honey bring some of that Hennesy
Turn on some pornos with Ying Yang Twinz playing "Skeet, skeet, Skeet!"

Mary Jane steps in, I'm crawling on the ceiling
Drop and tackles her ass making sure the hennesy ain't leaking
Start hitting that ass like I was riding Sea Bisquit
I nutted, then passed out still itchy dreaming of Christopher Reeves bitches!


Peace
Tell Me how you like it

Next: Master P

Damn, it's way too early but I really gotta go/
I don't know if I could do another Romeo show/
I know he really ain't got talent and his lyrics are trash/
But, yo, he followed in my footsteps, so what else can I ask?/
No Limit is at it's limit and I'm stressin for cash/
Now how da fuck am I supposed to get my next peice of ass?/
I used to have a hot commodity when I signed Snoop/
Now he's fucking with Dre and Mystikal is flying the coop/
My brother is doing time and he's the one with the skills/
My other brother done fell off and left my ass with the bills/
To some it up, my son sucks, I'm broke and need Chocha/
This ain't supposed to be da life of a No Limit Soldier!

Uhhhhh... Na na na naaaaaaaaaaa!

lmmfao

next person: K-Solo

looking at the time on my watch while it stops,
am i coming or going ,running like im a feature in "cops"
i don't even remember my own name i got so high lastnight,
give me those needles n bong that should pass the time jus right,
as im gettin high i start ta think,my mouths dry but i dunno kno why,
ahh,i remember now my names k-solo or am i jus another lazy gay guy,

ahh,dint even kno this cat....next.....lol...ok...MR:T.....I PITTY THE FOO...LOL

the only time your watch ever stoped in your life was a stop watch all you ever acomlished was a cock block i glock talk with nigga's tigga pullin fillin bofys with metal then araped with a body black bag

fuck getin high to rember your name all slap you with my dick and give you a twitch in your brain make you think you insane but you really is

if im to be dead tonight as if as a gat to seal the fate of ill bing the great my mind passes like doin glass you think you tight on the mic tellinl ies about your richy life you just another inthe game wasteing ill name still not hot never got the piont of a dis or a joint your so illiterate that you spitin shit gets confuseing useing weed to pass a needed ryhms its time to say good night

A day in the life of motown is hard/
where gangstas sell crack and niggas die in ya yard/
the truth will bounce back, just ask my guard/
and innocence die just because god pulled the wrong card/
so whose wrong the thugs or the dude above us/
and we stay scratching our necks cause the drugs bug us............

fucked up the cypher... ya supposed to leave a name for the next person to rap about...

NEXT: GARY COLEMAN

gray colman is a stupied name
 

Criminal Thoughs inside my head, makes it hard to breath
Population is goin down, my town starts to decrease
I cant belive, i started half of the beef and masacre
I got 3 lolo's waiting for 6 to hit, and drive by my manager
who told hes ass to fire me?.. i'm a thug with fealings
healings will take over my skars.. now i own my dealing.

next : michael jackson

aight so in ma day gotta go rape so kids
and then practice mine late for court and "notguilty skits"
now im goin to prison definatly gettin raped
but i know that those kids have been also raped
so im black and of course im a wannabe white fat
so ill do any thing even cahnge ma skin color for that

next KOBE BRYANT

just in my prime im labeled-a-rapist
even though in my proffesion i may-be-the-greatest
prolly a nuggets fan tired of watchin me murk-the-kids
son, she was screamin "daddy, come in me and hurt-ma-ribs"
bitch i gotta work-to-live, cant be caught but fuck it lemme twerk-this-bitch
mouth all around my cock bitch you better let me squirt-in-this
but back to the court kid im somethin-despiteful
every game just sonnin-the-white-dudes
lovin-the-life-duke get me heated and im runnin-to-strike-you
but fuck it..turn on ESPN and watch me...the second comin-of-michael



NEXT MF......O.J SIMPSON

Since my trial is over i can truth
my balls were gettin sweaty lookin at da jury booth
heres da fuckin truth...i killed dat wack ass bitch
shes da first white girl da wouldn't suck my dick
she wasn't just my ho she was my honey
i had 2 kill da bitch cuz she wouldn't give me my money

next mutha fucka: 50 wack ass cents

Yo, You know I'm more gangsta than all of y'all
You all would flinch just from a thrown small ball
What's worse, ya ain't been hit up by a gun yet
I been shot a couple times when the sun ain't set
Matter of fact that shit was around 9 times
But you all know me, I have to stay on the grind
When it comes to gun skills I know your mans shitty
Well, I'ma say peace out, this is your man fiddy (50)

Um Next Dude - Ja Rule

well a day in my life as simple as it go//
is to find out how many people gonna diss my next video//
hit da studio practice a flats in my voice that sound like cookie monsta//
an work on my next duet wit da twin of eddie munsta(ashanti)//
since 50 gettin big i better get big too//
do a couple sit-ups then hook up w/ benzino to play duck duck goose//
then i get loose in queens wit some x an prime time reefa//
get stoned go home an wake up WEARIN G-UNIT SNEAKERS!!!!!!!!


oh the humanity!!!!!!

next up: a day in the life of....lil jon

every time i wake up i say YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH,
cause its the only word in my vocabulary BBBBBAAAAAAABBBBBBBAAAYYYY,
in every video im in i say it cause im CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAZZZZZZYYYY,
i got so many dreds on my head all i hear is crowin,
cause i had a birds nest in it and i didnt even know it,
thats why i alwase wear hats,
cause i got to feed the birds dead rats.....lol...........Homer Simpson

I'm the ultimate example of a true american
Do wat i want all day, why, cos i say i can
Finished work at the plant, now working at moes
Its hard work downing Duff with my bros
Wife an kids sure might miss me
but god damn that Boy shits me
I'm bald on top, only got to hairs
Comb them every day try to make em.....

Doh!!!

--Next-- The Pope

Damn i got bring my false message to millions
And hide the fact my preists is touching on children
Understand its all in the name of God that its hidden
And that my minions aint behind bars bidding in prison
I gotta confuse the masses so we can keep the control
OH??!you thought this had something to do with ya soul
We know the contridications thier easy to see and nothings belivable
But be hip man and get a wristband that says what would Jesus do
The most powerfull man in the world i hope you can tell
And you can bet when i die my souls going to HELL




NEXT-Bin Laden