The Agency (Assignment: Aragorn)
 

The Agency: RB’s new form of policing the masses.

Your mission, if you choose to accept, is to eliminate a nuisance going by the name Aragorn. He has no skill to worry about but should be taken down with extreme prejudice.

Only with Bush on your finger, could you have a voting ring
Now lets go, let’s being, start to finish, here’s the Origin

Origin
Aragorn been playin wit big rings..butt..his finger got stuck
It’s like him text battlin..his ass always gettin finger fucked
Us sharks eatin ya muscles now ya flow got crabs from ya girl
Savin up cock-L's..only means ya gotta start eatin the shells
The agents still shine..even tho we merk this bitch in shades
Damn..ya styles so elementry..its got us feelin twice our age
Ya recs addin ya battles..hard times show it equals ya wack
Aragorn gettin in my hair..only reason imma take off my hat
Bilbo’s packin his bags-in cus this stretched trilogys..done
We throwin ya ass at the screen..so ya in character..and run

Agency tends to hold weight, like we are wresting submissions
Even if you ever get the basics, you’re pinned down by Technician

-Technician-
:shoot:
Yo.......Aragorn?...........good?........lmao..... ......RIIIIGHT......
:thefinger
Aragorn..........You lie gay talkin shit while i just stand straight
Blowin army guards is the only way you'll establish a fan base
You should mess wit dictionaries ta learn to play wit ya words
Cuz bitch you couldn't spit sick wit a mouth-full of milk curds
Speak alotta shit you no vet, 9 and 9 i already hit your chest
I drag queens in'a game'a chess, to show you the way you dress,
You should just slap crap, cause frankly faggot ya shits whack
I Usually obliterate spines, but for you let's just say i cut back
You kinda like Benzino down to his Last buck and Last resort
and RITE-ly ya skill is like midgets trippin', always fallin' short

Your rap future is bright, thanks to our power surge
your fame receded to darkness, if it wasn’t for Emerge

...::ËMËRGË::...
Aragorns forlorn just an abortion that was "still" born
Old pair of jeans played and worn...easily ripped & torn
Even on my worst day pen thirstay I manifest your limits
Odds of 'cuming' close to me something like porn Chritics
Quit it...got no chance...in the way of my train of thought
Aragorns a deer caught in headlights...cross haired & shot
You're under-mined cole n find nothing but dicks intwined* (colon find)
I wine & dine serving you line for line yet you don't mind
Therefore you don't think...flinch or blink your brain dead
An unplanted seed or a masterpiece that hasn't been painted

You claim to have your tapes presses by a street team
but even bootlegged you will never be at Speek.E.Z.

Speek.E.Z.
Destroy Aragorn, The Newbie King Of The Front Lines..
You Whack, Judge Your Skill And See It's a Played Line..
Spit Against The Agents, We Make This Unknown Famous..
Let You Win Your First Category, And Title It Lameness..
Compare Us To HB Pencil, The Way We Pumping Lead..
Because If Aragorn Keeps It Up We'll Leave Him Dead..
I'll Give You A Chance And Leave This Line As Filler..
You're Like A Whore We Fuck You Up Then Bill Her..
Watch How The Agents React That's What Friends Do..
Peep Your Clap Back, To See Nobody Spittin Wit You..

When I point you listen because you are obliged to
Cause just like the actor you both Eye Ques

EyE QuE
Aragorn, please shut your mouth, you got beef with a whole team of hievens
And you believe your skilled, look at your record, your just barely breakin even
You bitched down in your own call out..
how ya gonna back down from wogsta??
I got so many personals on you...I pmed everybody aragorn talks ta
Hey i'm glad you got a crew now, even if it is just an artificial family
You already knew this, but you never stood a chance, like one hand poker gambling
I called you out weeks ago, and you still din't hit me up with a positive response
Show some respect?? Get some hair on your chest...ur more used up then Arial fonts
Your finished you said the wrong thing to the wrong group of people
After this you'll be hangin high and dry seein the light like Jesus on a steeple

Music stops
Door opens
So glad you were able to stop by and help out on this. It is not often I ask to activate retired agents but this was a concern to you as well as me.
Not a problem, he went and made it personal.
Music starts again

Your prayer for forgiveness sounds like it’s from a church recital
But even if Cam burned your bush, you were not prepared for the...

13th Disciple
Aragorn?!...u fallin victim to the power,fake ass Lord Of The Ring...
...ur late wit ur Blockbuster tape cuz u aint Return Of The King....
^ur sig...now heres the thing...Realist tellin me u talkin some shit..
...callin Regime overrated...when ur rating status doesn't exist...
bitch...now the Disciple has to step in & exorcise of ur demon...
...leavin u fucked...but...ur not even worth the waste of my semen
while keyin..lookin at one of ur verses...u really shown skillz in....
...the punches being ur strongest.....AFTER these first ten...

Served :)

Case Closed

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=98917
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=99271
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=98107

dope drop gus u fucked him UP

sorry i couldnt be in this but i was told too late and i didnt get the time...

keep merking cats....the best i felt was 13th

Pz...

i was waiting for this to drop.

turned out really well, u guys all put it together nicely....

i liked how it was formatted with the little quick bar inbetween each person.

worked really well nice job.


check this if ur bored..its another open mic diss

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=99353

Dope..
All I Gotta Say Is..
Next..?

I wuz feelin this nice hits by everybody, the drag queens croos boards line wuz sick.lol i dont know who this was about becuz im new to this site, but whoever u wuz talkin about they shitted themselves by now,

PS read and CRITIQUE YOUNGNUT NEW SHIT

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthr...&threadid=98681

daMn whats With All the Disses....But I gotta say this One Worked Out Well Yall Work Well Together aye...every ones strucutre was nicely done.all ya Flow was Good Work.....ya All followed Nicely........Just it was hella Long But Eh it was a Good Diss All Round And Fo Yall u Participated In this FUCK ARAGORN.......P.€.a.c.€.......

Dang this ended up D, oh, pee, and E...merge


lol this was fun...we

all structures were consistent...sept for eye-que:(


peace

This was an awesome collaboration.... you shouldve pm'd me to diss him too, little bitch is a week late for my battle with him

i give this 9.5/10 on the whole.... a different mixture of styles, clashed together well... some of the lyrics and disses were clever and put together well... the vocab worked and the punchlines were great....

I guess Aragorns RB life is over :P

nice work i gotta say.....every had some funny ass disses.....and the 13th Disciple was a nice surprise at the end....u all stay on topic...had nice structures...funny ass lines.....so here....i'ma quote the best line from EACH emcee....

^^haha...elementary line was tight.....hair line was creative...u lacked in vocab and multis though...nice work overall..

^^lol....even though chess lines are played...i gotta say that's possibly the best way to put it....nice work on wordplay.....even though u recycled the fan base line....u did a good job....but u also lacked in vocab...but u had a tad of multis....

^^lmao...colon line was tight.....and deer line was good...u had some nice metas throughout ur verse....and good multis, flow, vocab, and structure......i think u topped 2nd in this collab next to 13th...good job i gotta say...

^^whore line was tight....category line was pretty good....u had some good lines...but no real stand out hits....but u did have multis, structure, and flow....good work from u duke

^^good work with the personals...i think u had the best personals in this collab...u had a good vocab....a nice flow...ur structure was kinda...bleh....u had pretty good metas....and nice disses.....good job man...

^^lol...looks to me like 13th still got text down...u had some funny disses...a kinda weak vocab....good flow....nice metas....good personals....a pretty good structure....overall i think u were the best read in this collab....good job...

BREAKDOWN (who won best in what category)
Structure - Origin & Speek.E.Z.
Vocab - EyE QuE & ...::ËMËRGË::...
Punches - 13th Disciple & ...::ËMËRGË::...
Personals - EyE QuE & 13th Disciple
Flow - EyE QuE, -Technician-, Origin, Speek.E.Z., & 13th Disciple
Consistency - All
Multis - ...::ËMËRGË::... & -Technician-
Overall - u all did a great job.....as u can see ...::ËMËRGË::... & 13th were the top two in my opinion in this collab......u all threw nice punches and disses.....nice metas....good flows and vocab....the only thing u lacked in a majority was multis and vocabulary...good work from u all though

Rating:
9/10

peace
4:20

i gotta say thought this was a nice diss ppl.....nice contrast of styles i thought...but yet linked well.....thought i would get bored on reading so much on the same member, but nah...came good....pZ.....i bet he loves it...lol

Dayme...i missed out on this piece....
but ya'll came nice as fuck...
everthin looked clean but it was
dirty as hell...
Ima down for the next..pz

owned

I'm back.
Been gone for a while handling my business in the streets.
There's a open callout in frontlines and Elevated.
Doesn't matter who.

^^^^^ripped......................SNAAAAAAAPS


hahha

aragorn a thorn in every RB vets side

amd just to clear something up
all the 2 line introductions were my lines

not bad for a quick key eh????
lol

^ yea i liked the wya u did that..........felt this peice alot..........good job fellas........
Dope......

aragorn = owned

Like everyone said up top...

" CASE CLOSED "

nice diss

OUT

-High Class a.k.a Confusion

this was dope, nice flow
this shit was hot

nice diss......great flow and struct from everyone

the punches were increadible and this was a great collab

i say 10/10

great job

uppp upp and away!!!

damn..... that..... was....... fuckin..... ILL!!!!!! the styles and everything meshed together fuckin perfect... EMERGE, 13th, and origin was hot, the other came tight but these duds had some ill shit, the consistency was amazing for peeps that probably never met or heard eachother speak in they life, thats some good shit right there...... i give this a 9.8/10 just cuz everyone wasnt at their best but still right by it.... late

upp

uppp

I recruit only the best... there will never be a such thing as a BAD Agency Diss... ever!

uppn./

/\defines wizdom:D



:thumbup:

:laugh: ^^^^^^A dickriding thread. Someone come see me about something and quit blowing each other. I ain't even respond cause you cats is weak man.
No doubt the drops were cool but where is it getting you?
Ya'll seen the website. I'm in the game.
I seen the Agency Diss. Ya'll ain't.
No soundscan for internet posts.:laugh:
Just a different level guys.
You guys rock text. I rock shows.

i beat you in text, i'll beat you in audio................simple as that.......

oh yeah....


Dont worry if i write rhymes...i write text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in 10 yrs youl still be waitin for the new lord of the rings trilogy to come out...n still be doing your 5yr old birthday shows

while we will have jobs :laugh:

Yo boy check the member pictures. And for future reference. Don't speak when A grown man is talking.
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=100324

:laugh: The Agency?!!! :laugh: Get a life boys. Have fun, don't take your lil mod jobs so seriously.

^ wishes he had a life.......wishes he rocked shows.............cant even rock hoes.........bitch.

uppn this tho..........................................for the vereses sake.........

you look at least 14

The ugliest man alive got jokes?
You just have no shame do you?
Get the fuck outta here you fat bastard. :laugh: