Ever been caught "milking the lizard"
 

hmm..be truthful ,

funny shit about it there...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...30&pagenumber=1

Jyeh kinda. Mom walks in and she is like what are you doing? and im like uh umm scratching my balls.. and she is like well go take a shower.

are you into bodybuildin rythmic, a lotta peeps post strange lines an i wonder how they find them???

nearly been caught but not yet!!!

Can't click the link, I'm at school, but I will later.

And no I haven't, which is incredibly odd considering my "habits" :p
Almost, almost though. Thats why I hate certain things I do.
Always wear a pair of shorts, like gym shorts, stretchy elastic waist band. Quick Recovery of nudity. lol
As for porn, I always have a window on my computer of non-porn. Usually its just something I'm writing, that way no one will bother me for to long, I'm like "I'm writing, if you don't mind" lol.

l0l...i do weights but i wouldn't call it bodybuilding....some dude sent me it..i wa slike WTF are you on about..l0l...

Pretty dope...if you like that sorta thing... :nono:

^ Lol ..

Never heard it called Milking The Lizaard before .. but yeah .. nearly, not happened yet though. = )

LMAO @ bruk being a expert.

^ I know .. lmfao at him dressing up for the occasion, in case he needs to cover himself up quick time. Damn.

lmao hes a pro

its been close..but no

lmao @ "dressing up for the occasion"

Quote from that Body Building Site:



LMFAO!

LMMFAO at gett'n sonned by ure mom

Damn...that's horrible. Your own mom telling you you got a vienna sausage cock. I'd have to seriously contemplate suicide.

good tip Bruk.....atleast we know someones thinkin with the right head in the heat of the moment....

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ive nearly been caught with folks just opening the door and shit and i have never heard it called milking the lizard either, where ya come up with that

man i know what bruk is talkin bout cuz i do the same shit, but like the shorts thing, i always wear shorts like that cuz i live ina desert so its never cold.... but i have been almost caught like so many times i dont think id stop if i got caught

man i was caught when my girl friend was playin with mine on the bus ride home from the basketball game

the coach sittin right behind us but unlike burk i had no strech shorts jus pants on a cold night hey had to keep warm on the chesse wagon

oh and jus to let u know the coach didnt catch us one of my friends did but didnt say nuttin

Nope, dont even know what it is.

^ I hope you were joking.

^^^I hope you are not gay. Ahha, but why?

^is lizardless

damn those are some funny ass stories

too close for comfort ;)

One time my mum walked in n i wazs ittin there at the computer, lucky i had a bigger shirt on knelt forward over the desk out the shirt over... n she didn't know any different :)..... atleast i hope not

I used it as an excuse once, i was chopping up a mix in bed when i heard the dorr open so started pretendin to wank then it closed very quickly :)

^lmao^

lol nearly been court many of times, but usually there jsut near misses

lol...

my girl caught me..
was quite funny..she got all upset because she thought she
wasnt 'fulfilling me'...So i blagged it up...and we got nasty all night

Never by my mum or anyone else tho...that just shows your
Stupid enough to get caught...

Thursday Night HBO At 11 ;)

My Cousin Almost Caught Me, He Walked In And Shit And Saw Me Pitching The Tent And I Played It Off And Told Him I Knew That He Pulled Up At The House And I Was Moving My Hand Up And Down In The Covers So He Would Think I Was Wacking It, Other Than That My Mom Hasnt Caught Me, But She Has Found Evidence On Dark Colored Towels And Old T-Shirts

LMAO, but word.

"Dressing up for the occasion" – LMAO!!! Oh shit, that made me laugh. Sadly, I’m not like most people. Ermmm…lets just say its not like, 5 minutes. An hour or more, at least. :( It actually sucks.

mayne yall some dick jackin mofo's!!!





I like tha waay you move..

Stop attatching stuff to your posts. If you don't you'll end up banned.

STOP ATTATCHING IRRELEVANT PICTURES!

fuck you talkin bout irrelevant!!! nucca it's no different than your
pic!!! you against somethin against black women!!!

^His Pic Is In His Sig....Ass

^^^dicksucker mind ya biznass^^

Learn how to spell.

This is a board that anyone can see, so it is his business.

STFU and get a fucken clue. There is a difference between posting a pic in a thread and having one in your sig. The ignorant don't even understand when they've been sonned, damn! You have been posting shit that's not even related to the topic, can you understand that? If not then get the fuck off the board you waste of skin!

I am sure any further nonsense on your part will result in you being banned. Bruk was just giving you some advice out of the kindness of his heart!

lmao.....perfect.......


Oh and just to stay on topic.....

BenHated.......

this one time, at band camp