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Cleanin Out My Closet Remix.
read it along to the Clean Out My Closet beat.
Wheres my cock? I have no cock in my butthole There you go yeah, yeah.. yo yo Have you ever tasted or masterbated to dick? I have, ive fingered prostates and had double penetrating dicks Picket signs for my dickfilled rhymes, look at the times Is it a crime for me to want to muthafuck some kid from behind? All this comotion in my ocean keep pumpin i want to feel you explodin Testicles flarin from Dre even after i blew him told me to keep strokin Deepthroatin cock excluding no one, for as long as im breathin Keep lick ass in the mornin', ill do whatever it takes for the semen It leaves me with with that oh so wonderful so taste in my mouth See they can finger me, Saw the str8 rode and took the other route Look at me now, never succumb to the pussys meow I love it mama, Im here and queer so here my growl chorus x 2 Im sorry mama I thought you had a clue I just wanna suck some dick So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet must be claustrophobic cuz now im out of the closet and i dont care who all knows it So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it imma expose it, hey give that dick to me Dre if you dont let me feel ill tell everyone i sucked your pee pee Come on, Shady only wants a couple of Buttfucks Im just a faggot who likes his panties up in a rut I dont spit, I NEVER forget to swallow, No Lie! But i wont, wait on second thought ill take any guy I look at my Herpes, Scars of war I wear them with pride Even if i hated Dre, Id still grip my cheeks and try to at least work With him we like to anally play every now and then hell bust on my face But Im only human, how should i know cuz i knocked him out its rape? What I am is stupid no doubt I am dumb But the hardest shit Ive ever had to do was not to swallow his cum cuz it was gonerrhea filled and, i couldnt take it in my hole this is my life, just dial 1-800-Man Hoe chrous x 2 im sorry mam i thought you had a clue i just wanna suck some dick So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet Now I would never kiss my own papa just to get him to stick his dick in lve learned my lesson better put some lube on before you put that shit in! Put yourself in my postion, stay like this when i stick it And witness our sexual exploits through the camara thats filmin Bitchs got it lucky allowed to hold purses and supposed to work tricks for their pimps Showin thorough Pubic Crabs symptoms, Victim of MustMunchCock Syndrome My whole life I was made to believe that when it came to dick i shouldnt touch it Till i grew up, now i blew up and left my shit in 50s stomach, Thats the whole reason were allowing you to make CD's 50 For the beautiful way you treated me and little Shady 50 But guess what, your beats are old now and i know that Dres horny If you want some more your gonna have to ride the Chronic Pony And now im gettin so big now, you should see me..quite youthful In your presence ill always be that way..even at your funeral See what hurts me the most is when you use the extra large dong Bitch, youre doing it wrong, put it in and then turn the vibrator on And how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get! You selfish bitch, Ive went through hell to get his dick! And now no one can stop me Bush can try but but he wont get me! Signed Slim Shady, Yall know im always down for the DP chorus x 4 |
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HAHHAHAHA... thats some funny ass shit.. haha best remix ever.. i see hollywood for you dez...
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i agree this was some funny shit specially the first verse.......but it made for a good read i thought....sumthin a bit different...but yeah good shit ....keep ........pZ...and enjoy..lol
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this was funny but kinda sicc, had decent lyrical talent tho...
pz |
HAHAHAH this was bomedy homey........loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i enjoyed it.... and yea get set round 2 me vs u again..lol nice piece.....keep droppin it
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shit was hot, i give you props, hold'em down
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I love Eminem, but I actually laughed when I read this. It went along with the beat too. Funny shit. Do another Shady remix.
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Dez Is A G.. You know how to appeal to the target audience.. lol.. Stay Up bro.. You really killed this, lyrically, humour, audience, everything, lol,
Sensed this as a bit of a diss towards em.. like waoh Dez vs. Em < that'd be funny |
...LoL!!!!!!...very nice...I find it difficult to rewrite something that is already great...but..you pulled it off very nicely...^^
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Dezyir is great. = D
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yeh this was funny, you stuck perfectly to the beat but i hope people dont all try and do sumthin like this coz they've seen you do this, i mean u've dun a good job but i just hope it doesnt take over open mic like "disses" have LOL
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DiE . . |
^lmao..
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hello dezzy wezzy. this was great, i love you
send me an autograph to my new email adress belindababy373@perverseteens.com byeeeeeeeeeeeee! x x x x x x x x x x x |
hey, i got a new theme song!
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Awwwwwwww, so cute. He probably won't even return your calls baby, Dez keep's bitches on a pay roll .. |
You know how long I have been waiting for some funnny shit like this.... LOL ... Keep this shit up, and you showed some pretty good skill in this hommie. Nice Drop, I was feeling it... LOL
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so very true. |
this was the shiznittle bam bing bang!!!!!
eminem = sonned |
LMFAO
you are the god of remixes. You should be one of those fat parody guys. |
Its okay.. Nuttin special
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^ Like your battle record, dickslap.
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"Look at me now, never succumb to the pussys meow"
Haaa "Dre if you dont let me feel ill tell everyone i sucked your pee pee Come on, Shady only wants a couple of Buttfucks Im just a faggot who likes his panties up in a rut I dont spit, I NEVER forget to swallow" Another line I thought was crazy....basically dissin the crap out of em... Nice flow..and vocab.. "Showin thorough Pubic Crabs symptoms, Victim of MustMunchCock Syndrome" Lmaooooooooooo sick sick sick line....iLL...if you was to go into a text battle with em you would win lol... Yo Dez much props this my first time seeing you drop... MustMucnhCock syndrome.<<< Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo Laters... |
lmao
nice shit my man shud record it on audio wud b mad funny |
quite the comedian i see..
i just skimmed it really, seemed quite repetitive but it did have me laughing..the chorus 'coming out of the closet' yeah, i was feeling that..it was a dope song, and you done a dope remix... |
Why thank you.
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i don't think em battles text for that guy who said that.
but.... lol, this was kinda funny. you should record it in an eminem voice and share it on kazaa, ..... that'd be funny. good writing though, peace |
SAND LIKES TO MAN MOLEST WOMAN PENIS IN THE FAIGHT OF THE NIGHT AMDIST THE STARS OF GAY AND HOMESEXUAL AS THE PLANET URANUS COMES INTO CONTACT WITH THE NORTH GAYAURORA OF PENISTUNE
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LMMFAOOOOOOOO
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This shit was dope.
What inspiration, Lmfao. Damn..Im surprised we haven't seen any Stans walk in and hop onto some peepee. LOL, nice drop Dez. |
^ I'm a, cough, "Stan" and i thought this was awesome. You should team up with Canibus...
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Word.
Scrotominal Def, Canibus, Dez, Cam collabing on a diss track to Eminem. |
Oh God..what sick bastard turned you out man?...I told you to stop gettin in trouble and then going to jail with Chrit..big no no..this shit was funny..but..it almost made me vomit..it would have been great if a female rapped it..and changed the chorus a lil bit..but otherwise that..I give this a 9/10...peace out.
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^ Sorry, But I could not ignore that... LOL ... Peoples have some sick ass minds, all it takes is a rap like this for it to reveal LOL ^ |
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holla next time your on AIM and i'll make Scrot and Cani join a chat room with us again. |
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THE HILLLLLS AREEEEEE ALIVEEEEEEEE WITH THE SOUNDS OF MUUUUUUUSSSIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC |
i respect eminem but that shit was funny as fuck...
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yo that shit was sick
made me laf had soem good lyrical content cme across it b4 but didnt bother readin lolz |
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