Yo Mama Jokes...
 

Yo mama teeth so fuck3d up, when she smiles looks like she throwin up gang signs

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when god said let there be light, he told her to smile

yo mama so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang

yo mama so old she took her drivin test on a dinosaur(off the luda album)

Yo momma's got so many teeth missing, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail.

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love...and broke it.

Yo momma's like a shotgun...2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

Yo momma's like a TV, a 2 year old can turn her on.

Yo momma's like a fridge, everyone puts their meat in.

Yo momma's pussy stinks so bad, her crabs hung themselves with her tampon strings.

Yo momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Yo momma's so fat she uses a bazooka and a matress for tampons.

Yo momma's like a racecar, bitch burns 4 rubbers a day.

Yo mama's like a recess peanut buttercup, no wrong way to eat her

yo mamas so stupid she thought boys to men was a day care center

yo mama so stupid, she tryed to drown a fish

yo momas so stupid she tried 2 put m&m's in alphabetical order

yo mamas so stupid, she missed da 44 bus, so she took da 22 bus twice


i got more but i aint feel lyk wasting my time

n00bs. :rolleyes:

im glad yo momma jokes were played out when i was in the 2nd grade or i might be joing you in posting shit that isnt funny anymore

Yo Mamma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

^^^Classic!!! Ahha!!!

yo mama so old she invented half of these yo mama jokes

just thought i'd get n on the fun before
axe or bruklor closes this shit'
have fun guys...

<-puts a chain with gold clock around my neck and shaves "fresh" into the back of my head, and buys 4 finger rings, an african medalian.

since we are doing played out things these should fit in nice.

Yo momma's pussy stinks so bad, her crabs hung themselves with her tampon strings


LOL nice one

bud - wei - ser

^ im so glad that is as new as yo momma jokes

MC HAMMER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whoodini....woot woot

Man

Yo moma teeth so ugly even mcdonalds hates to see her smile

yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store n starved 2 death

1. yo mommas hair is so nappy even mose's couldnt part it

2. yo mommas so stupid i told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl

3. Yo mommas so fat after sex she smokes turkeys

4. yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

5. yo mommas so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.


^^^lol.....idk, only ones i could really remember