A Day In The Life Of...
 

Cypher About Someone Famous... Talk About How A Normal Day Would Be For The Person The Person Above You Left For You. Then You Leave A Famous Person For The Kid After You. Six Lines MINIMUM

Famous Person = Michael Jackson. :thumbup:

i rap reggae & smoke reefa all day
their's nothin wrong wit dat so ladies cum & let's play
my hair is long & i got dreadlocks in different shades of color
since evabody knows who i am it'z kinda hard 2 b undacova
evathang is gonna b alrite
as long as i smoke reefa all day & nite

Cassidy

diz is da real thang bout dat guy called bob marley
my hair is long in locks & blow in da breeze like a motorcyclist ridin on a harley
evathang is gonna b alrite, & we jammin were 2 of major hits in da 80's
i smoke alot of reefa & always chill wit da ladies

next Loose Canon lesbin mom

If I was Loose canons mom, Id make out wit my nasty 8 sisters/
make sex video wit bin ladin while hes like " ala, ala, ala, I can't beleave I kissed her/
have more kids than Jesus/
I've been lez since I figuered out that I could'nt EyeDentdys penis/
Dr. Phill told me I was trashy, and kicked me off his set/
I gave him my Cell, and my pager, and not even the camara guy has called me yet/
I had a son in a lab, made in a dirty test tube/
called him canon, first name was like my pussy, "Loose"/
16 or so years and Im still comfused/
cuz the Dr. forgot to tell me wat the fuck his gender is/
all I know is my DNA made him inharret the trait of trying to be on EyeDentdys dick/

Next....."Young Smirfs" scoliosised up Grandma wit somebody elses gental warts on her lips/

you see i be the only nigga wit that hot flow/
this ain't real beef homey it's just for show/
and i gotta rep my crew slash fuckin' gang/
i got some beef but ain't gone say no fuckin' names/
cuz they just wanna be on my level (i'm high)/
cuz we stay deep like bass wit no treble (oh my)/
cuz it's the one and only Ride Or Die/
my flow is so sick that you can catch pink eye/
and i'm sick of little niggaz tryna be me/
i ain't got nothin' to say to Eyedentity/
because he is just another bitch catchin' cases/
I'ma Rider till death so you shouldn't step up in our faces/
cuz i seen whenever sombody post somethin' u just gotta hate/
wanna battle me jus so you can elevate/
but look you little vick you a fuckin' lame/
and give up rappin' you'll neva make it in tha game/
and if you talk some more your shirt will have a red stain/
but beef to me means war and wars a dirty game/
and it's a thin line between beef and murder/
talkin' shit to me i slap you in tha head wit the burner/
and i'ma straight gangster you just talk about it/
but when your momma cum around your ass just doubts it/
you little bitch ass nigga u is a bitch/
and if you get arested you probably would just snitch/
and i don't start beef unless i feel like i've been dissed/
but you came at me wit more than one puchline but you missed/
and ima bad boy like isiah and john sally i mean it/
you get no play from girls so you do like mike Jackson said you "Just Beat It"/
and eyedentity he jus be fakin' his lyrics and it gets worse/
talkin' gangster when he know that he grew up in church/
and i got connects who would run in your house and just tap your phone/
got a poodle for a guard dog livin' in a happy home/
and i told all you cowards that i roll wit folks/
and that thumpin last night was ya' moms bed post/

Don't start nothin' it won't be nothin'!!!!!!!

Young merc, aka 10 post cokyness selfdisaster/
this mood ring muthafucka dont wanna get it wit a verbal brainbasher/
My perfection is natural, the type that no amount of practice could ever help U master/
cuz U all talk and no battles/
too many tryin to get at me, Ur just tightenin up the line like Ur moms asshole/
follow the rules, dont make me exept Ur challenge U busta/
and embaress U infront of Ur Freestylin grandmutha/
I'll leave U black and blue in tha face like eyeliner/
I would exept Ur challenge kid, but I dont like to pick on underaged minors/

P.S. follow the rule kid, go to bitch slaped or some shit and exept some ones challenge in there or make one of Ur own, dont just go around swingin Ur knife around wit out even letin niggaz know U got skillz
I dont like to break these Cypher rules but U needed to know this shit.

this nigga Smirf think he got talent but wont exept my battle, fuck then, here we go.

I spit firoucisly torching, young smirf would catch a heat stroke/
I slap niggaz and beat hoes, and stab a smirf in da neck wit a dirty needle/
this nigga dont wannit, he too bussy talkin that mess/
my verbal slugs'll have this lil nigga holding his chest/
And I use big words just to make U look for a dictionary/
I'll leave U searchin for family member in newspaper Ibituaries/
Rymin wit no talent, should be outlawed by RB/
There was only one 2Pac nigga, so U just an outlaw wannabe/
I'll split Ur skull and leave Ur brain intact/
then saw off Ur head and send videas to Ur family like this was Iraq/
my punchlines dont ever miss, half of them'll leave Ur skirt torn/
They land wit preciseness, like nutt on Ur lil sisters school Uniform/
and U've been warned, battlin me is not in best interest/
bring all them niggaz U came buzzin around wit, I'll squash em like insects/

ima drop some on oliver kahn (german goal keeper in 2002 world cup)

2002, only 3 goals in and cunts saying my career was binned//
29 games they should've left the net unpinned//
a toe poke from brazil for the win, thinkin hes king is ronaldo//
my son wants to kick his ass, hes rollin in our dough//
i set some kind of fucking record with 29 clean sheets//
i used them all up after the final, i couldnt help but weep//
my tears are dry, im focused on UEFA champions league//
get ready to read after i earn myself a feast of a feed//
what was that you say? soccers poofy, for little bitches who are gay?//
get the fuck outta my way, im 35 years old, and i get fucking pussy all day//

next person: adam sandler

celeberty
 

im adam sandler boi danm rites
im crazzy like 8 crazzy nightz
like happy gilmore im a caddie
i'll be yo big daddy
liven tha ritch life getn all my needz
thatz rite bitch um yo mr. deedz

paris hilton

i woke up thismornin, my bed feel kinda weird
wheres that hoe i had last night...DAM n wheres my fuken beard
oh man i was so drunk i mustve did a break n enter
this aint my house.. oooooo man these aint my titties neither
so runnin 2 tha bathroom fasta then speeds of sound
turnin on tha light facin the wall, then turned around
fuck a nigga must be goin kinda crazy, is that? huh?
paris hilton? oh shit for real i musta switched up
i dun no how long this shittl last so i jumped onto my bed
took all my cloathes off n did a.. nude photo spread
packed the film up n sent it off to my real place
damn G, the things i can do when i got these titties n this face
i spent the rest of tha day buyin porches n ferrari's
gave the salesmen tha address of where 2 send tha car keys
shit what a day i had in this rich white girls body
i think its time to go home now n git a lil nautttyy
so i went back 2 tha mansion this life is tha fuken shit
but FUCK i woke up wit a hard on and my hand all on my dick (LOL)

next- chris rock

For all it worth
y'all no im down to earth
and this time i aint a old white guy
but im with a big bootay bitch who kinda shy
but to night you can cath me man performin at aplo
and i am tha one you know all tha comedian wanna fallow



THA NOTIROUS B.I.G

My Story Is One That Can't Be Told.
i Live Six Feet Under And It's Always Cold.
i Lie There Day In Day Out.
They'll Never Be An End To This Hell No Doubt.
There's No Limelight Ain't No Body Watching.
Freedom Is Not An Option.


Bill Clinton

-eB

ayo, i gut no idea wut clinton is doin right now, so we gon rewind bak 2 when he wus president aiight.. shit jus fo kicks...

yo so i woke up thismornin, in tha presidential bedroom
my dicks on hard.........i feel like startin a baby boom
head out tha room......on down 2 tha oval office
secretaries 2 me........all i see is sex offers
pick tha first one in tha room......wearin black dress
nuttin but selulite, but shit.. my life is stress
cant blame me for wantin 2 hard sex this bitch
i need pussy so bad my stomach startin 2 stitch
im rich! i shud be able 2 git... any pussy i see
but theres a demonic gate keeper tryin 2 stop me
her names hillary.. sure we sposed 2 be cool
but she jus sum baby mama shit, i aint no fuken fool
im tha president, fo fuck sake, bill clinton that is
i order bitches 2 git down n swallow presidential jizz
so back 2 tha story i wus fellin kinda nauty..
"damn, whuts yo name mami?"...................(small pause)
"sir, im monika lewinske, at cha service, i monitor calls
but sure i wud love 2 quit that n jus get down suckin yo balls"
n thats what she did, sucked dick fasta then a 100 meter sprint
shit, n that started the case.....presidential impeachment

word up, next person.... rodney king

my bad wrote it in the wrong one, but ain't want to waste it........

use to sniff it slow, now on deathrow//
wife fucked me over, my daughter barely kno//
goes to show, the law will always catch up//
I was the realest of them all, now I'm locked up//
was stacked up, makin green like yellow and blu//
and its tru, u drop the soap ya ass is thru//
who'd of knew, my nigga would betray me on the low//
sitttin in this hole, prayin fo a chance at parole//
my main goal is to start over real slow//
step by step, this ya nigga George from Blow//

........ Rodney King