FINALS 1. KIRK VS 2. IRONSIDE
 

Due times:
Check in due Wednesday 11.59pm EST.
- if you don't check in by this time, and you DO end up posting, -2 votes.
Verses due by Friday 11.59pm EST. Yeah, that's eastern. not pacific.
Lateness = -2 votes even IF your opponent allows you to post late.
Max. extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.

Line limits:
10 min and 20 max. for regular battles. 16 min and no max in champ matches. If no line limit agreed, second battler to post must match first battler. But ultimately, first battler gets to set the line number by how much he posts. Playoff matches there is a 30 max. for lines.

Voting:
You are required to vote on every playoff battle other than your own, if you don't like it sign out.

I'm thinking thirty. Its a solid number, goodluck bro.

How about twenty six?

I need an extension, I know you haven started your verse either, so.


Verses due Sunday Midnight.

It's all honesty. You're losin', bro. Easy to see that this chump'll choke,
I can see how you're confused though. When Iron every single fuckin' vote,
As for your chick? It's tough to say. But dudes prolly refuse sex,
Cause your girl is breathtaking... after that fat bitch takes a few steps,
Unleashin' knee slappers on this faggot. Makin' this queer die quicker,
Even without humor in my lines, all my bars are fuckin' Side splitters,
What is it though? Lay or Side? And from where did that shit come?
Oh, you just add words to positions that you like takin' dick from,
Fuck this battle, bro. I'd slap this bitch and rattle the earth with him,
And Iron's maiden? I'd torture... But she already looks like a fuckin burn victim,
This dude ain't gangsta eye to eye. But online this lames more,
Cause he's quick to E-jack you late in the night... lookin' at gay porn,
Got stomped twice. So your whole little act is see through,
But now it's round three... Bars that I actually fuckin' need to beat you,
And I'm not really tryin' at all. So maybe this cat can win it.
It's time to turn over the belt... Right before I fuckin' smack you with it,
You chill with lames. My crib is party central, makin' skirts just climb up,
Cause we rock with 'a band in house.' That reminds me of your girls vagina.
VTL has been cool and shit, I guess. But it's time for me to jet now.
Forreal, bro. Everyone knows this champ match will be a let down.
I don't think either of us will try.



20.5

Your weak homie, it's easy to see ya worst lines.
you only got quick Reflexes,.. cuz we didn't see ANY muscle the first time.
Get in line, Spellin ya name in chants. But there's no delayin my title.
got the audience screamin "OHH KIRK, K.I.....................A." in the finals!
This Patriot's style is easy to mimic.. kirk you'll be cryin if ya ask names.
went undefeated all the way,..just to lose to a Giant in the last game.
Kid we know you ain't dealin clout, don't wait for me to say trouble.
if he came out Swingin'..his boyfriend's still lookin for ANOTHER gay couple
You pick em' by size, you should quit an just cry with that pork bitch.
I knew ya girl ate like a Machine, soon as I saw how much her Forklifts
Your girl weighs a ton, don't act like it don't matter first.
Expect romance? shit, I've NEVER seen Lovehandle a bich as fat as her.
You ain't king son, you can lose a few if it matters.
Then step down from the throne,...or I'll just climb up usin you as a ladder.
You an your voters relationship's like Jousting, an they'll cover you.
Got Rode all season to get here,..just to thrust your Lance at another dude.
Ain't taking the steps to greatness, so why you demanding a race.
Cuz you can Elevat'or your skill can just decline with you Standing in place.
You beat me twice, no thanks to ya girl. Fuck it quick, leaver.
Third time ain't the charm.. n' it wasn't the first 2 times I fucked ya bitch either.
I don't think either of us will try.



20.5 aswell, lol

What is it though? Lay or Side? And from where did that shit come?
Oh, you just add words to positions that you like takin' dick from,
Got stomped twice. So your whole little act is see through,
But now it's round three... Bars that I actually fuckin' need to beat you,
You chill with lames. My crib is party central, makin' skirts just climb up,
Cause we rock with 'a band in house.' That reminds me of your girls vagina.

vs

This Patriot's style is easy to mimic.. kirk you'll be cryin if ya ask names.
went undefeated all the way,..just to lose to a Giant in the last game.
Ain't taking the steps to greatness, so why you demanding a race.
Cuz you can Elevat'or your skill can just decline with you Standing in place

this battle wasn't good at all. a whole lot of played shit. A lot of this w/p i've done in the past myself. kirk came with a one more quoteable but had much more played shit. idk man, i'm highly disappointed. this battle was dull as fuck. but imo i'd take okay ish over played ish so lay wins....fuckin barely. i dnt even really wanna vote

vote: lay

Weak Battle!

Vote - Kirk

Unleashin' knee slappers on this faggot. Makin' this queer die quicker,
Even without humor in my lines, all my bars are fuckin' Side splitters
What is it though? Lay or Side? And from where did that shit come?
Oh, you just add words to positions that you like takin' dick from,
You chill with lames. My crib is party central, makin' skirts just climb up,
Cause we rock with 'a band in house.' That reminds me of your girls vagina.

vs


You pick em' by size, you should quit an just cry with that pork bitch.
I knew ya girl ate like a Machine, soon as I saw how much her Forklifts
Your girl weighs a ton, don't act like it don't matter first.
Expect romance? shit, I've NEVER seen Lovehandle a bich as fat as her.



so.....in all honesty...

Lay Fear's 2 bars that i quoted, were way funnier to me than the 3 bars i quoted of Kirk's.

I thought both of you guys came with some blah shit, n used the same fuckin sets up you have all season.

That K...I........A line...was going somewhere, but than it just failed horribly...

all the fat girl lines, that you've both posted, numerous times but just worded differently get stale. Stop posting them....its played.

It was like i was reading the saem verus, as far as set up goes. Becasue you guys use the same punchline set ups, n wording.....

i unno, Kirk came a little more conistent.

So Vote: Kirk

but Lay almost won this....if Lay would have had one more bar, it would have gone to Lay Fear

Kirk wins the finals 2 - 1. Champs Season 1 of the VTL.

Ironside is the runner-up.