Baron, Bitch! (1-0) vs. Prosecuter (1-1)
 

In...finally.

*Hulk MAD!!!!*

Ppl. know me.. I really dont need introductions
but i got a gut feelin bout u.. following my appetite for destruction
tryna man handle the hulk.. my one punch'll make logan drop
U couldnt even fuck with bruce BANNER,unless it was adobe photoshop
an we know wolfy aint got the brains.. so ill display the truth
how u gonna claw ur way threw ME.. an cant even stop sabertooth?
Ill beat wolfy to a bloody pulp... an have'em left dead
but if logan attacks..
...ill take cover n use it 4 his deathbed
im incredible when displaying my talents.. so its official,man
im mean green..while this fags dressed up like disco dan


10.

i dunno if he'll show.never check'd in.. if so i will add more.

tryna man handle the hulk.. my one punch'll make logan drop
U couldnt even fuck with bruce BANNER,unless it was adobe photoshop
Ill beat wolfy to a bloody pulp... an have'em left dead
but if logan attacks..
...ill take cover n use it 4 his deathbed


vs.

When you turn all green and angry, that's some scary shit ..
But I find Bruce Almighty more laughable than I did THAT Jim Carrey flick!
I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!


v- the Hulk

Based on the quotables, I felt that Hulk was more witty with his stuff. Baron had some funny shit and it seemed agressive while I was reading it, but they were all just pretty straight forward disses. The Hulk, to me at least, seemed a bit more complex with the disses and it was more entertaining to me.

Ill beat wolfy to a bloody pulp... an have'em left dead
but if logan attacks..
...ill take cover n use it 4 his deathbed


vs.


I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!



Well, let's see here. Baron had the LOTB in my opinion with that hulk smash one, but the rest of his verse was pretty garbage. Prosecuter on the other hand, had a couple of attemps and most of his punches were decent although not as good as that one from Baron. So based on that consistancy, I'm gonna have to give it to Prosecuter.

V/ Prosecuter or The Hulk

The Photoshop line was killer, seriously, line of the battle. Both of them ended kinda weak, but ProsHulk was on topic more often. On the whole, both guys were just alright, but I didn't ever feel like Baron got a really solid punch in there. ProsHulk seemed to be ahead the whole way through and came in with a memorable line there.

Vote: Prosecuter/The Hulk

The Hulk:
Ppl. know me.. I really dont need introductions
but i got a gut feelin bout u.. following my appetite for destruction

nice

tryna man handle the hulk.. my one punch'll make logan drop
U couldnt even fuck with bruce BANNER,unless it was adobe photoshop

nah, forced wordplay, wasn't worded well either

an we know wolfy aint got the brains.. so ill display the truth
how u gonna claw ur way threw ME.. an cant even stop sabertooth?

ok

Ill beat wolfy to a bloody pulp... an have'em left dead
but if logan attacks..
...ill take cover n use it 4 his deathbed

ok

im incredible when displaying my talents.. so its official,man
im mean green..while this fags dressed up like disco dan

ehh

Overall...nothing spectacular. Opener was your best, some cool lines, some I wasn't feeling.


Baron:
When you turn all green and angry, that's some scary shit ..
But I find Bruce Almighty more laughable than I did THAT Jim Carrey flick!

ok

Imma hustler. I smoke big green AND my shit is the dopest ..
Plus I carried metal in each hand loooooooong before DaTrus had given me Logan!

ehh

This shit isnt over, bitch. I maim kills, with you its the same drill.
How the FUCK are gonna be like twice my height, but have half the brain cells?!

decent

I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!

roflz, line of the battle

At least I own a fucking costume, faggot. Your looks HORRID ..
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris!

ok

Consistency wise it was pretty much the same as Hulk's verse. But the Hulk Smash line killed it.

Both verses were on and off, pretty close other than the Hulk Smash line. That line took this for Baron, shit was nice. I don't really see how Hulk's was more complex or witty...his opener was nice, but other than that the verse was pretty average. Baron's was average too, but the smash line put him over the top. The cover line by Hulk was cool...but it could be done in any regular text battle vs. anybody, it didn't specificly relate to the whole concept of this, get creative with it.

vote = Baron

tryna man handle the hulk.. my one punch'll make logan drop
U couldnt even fuck with bruce BANNER,unless it was adobe photoshop

vs

I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!

good battle..
both came iight...
Baron was funnier and had some witty shit..
Hulk didnt come funny to me really..

Vote: Baron..

hulk seemd to stay within the them better and also had some nice wordplay...both had decent flow and the vocab was even on both sides....

opener-H
closer-tie
vocab-tie
structure-H
flow-tie
werdplay-H
punches-tie

v/hulk

an we know wolfy aint got the brains.. so ill display the truth
how u gonna claw ur way threw ME.. an cant even stop sabertooth?

vs.

I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!

Close battle here, I really thought the sabertooth line was a nice personal, but Hulk didn't really have much else. Baron didn't have anything else quotable, but I felt was more consistent and got this.

Vote - Baron

tiggo's vote wasn't explained so it doesn't count

It's 3-3, uppin for the tie-breaker

Ppl. know me.. I really dont need introductions
but i got a gut feelin bout u.. following my appetite for destruction
(Ite)
tryna man handle the hulk.. my one punch'll make logan drop
U couldnt even fuck with bruce BANNER,unless it was adobe photoshop
(meh)
an we know wolfy aint got the brains.. so ill display the truth
how u gonna claw ur way threw ME.. an cant even stop sabertooth?
(meh)
Ill beat wolfy to a bloody pulp... an have'em left dead
but if logan attacks..
...ill take cover n use it 4 his deathbed
(lol)
im incredible when displaying my talents.. so its official,man
im mean green..while this fags dressed up like disco dan
(nah)

Vs

When you turn all green and angry, that's some scary shit ..
But I find Bruce Almighty more laughable than I did THAT Jim Carrey flick!
(Ite)
Imma hustler. I smoke big green AND my shit is the dopest ..
Plus I carried metal in each hand loooooooong before DaTrus had given me Logan!
(Meh)
This shit isnt over, bitch. I maim kills, with you its the same drill.
How the FUCK are gonna be like twice my height, but have half the brain cells?!
(meh)
I smash bitches nightly. But this jokers a fraud ..
Always talking bout how Hulk Smash. But you've NEVER gotten close to a broad!
(meh)
At least I own a fucking costume, faggot. Your looks HORRID ..
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris!
(meh)


Vote Pro barely wit a bit more consistancy.

Neither vote so the minus votes cancel out. Prosecuter wins 4-3

Prosecuter WINS 2-1
Baron, Bitch! LOSES 1-1