internet party - respected vets and old schoolers only
 

werd party up in this piece whores...!

walks in with 4 24 packs of brew......whats cracken

*flashes join date*

Sup valor?

i dont want brew tho...gimme a rock star and i'll stay

How bout a stripper J?

02 hoes. -

werd sup golden?

wheres the bitches?

*gets on phone calls acouple strippers*

pays pink 20 cuts for one of his girls

*Walks in with 2 girls in each side*

"Yo Valor, isn't this your girl in my right?"

*looks at girl at left, then at GOlden dayz.*

"Yo Dayz.. isn't this ur mom?"

*looks at girl*

Nah, but I think your mom shaved her beard and that's why you got confused.

*SCREAMS*

"whew, seriously believed you for a second.. but shyt.. thats valor's mom, but seriously looks like oprah."


*isn't he white?*

*slaps dabatos for being sarcastic*\

*cracks a beer*

*Valor realizes he just cracked his dick*

*laughs his ass off*
*then cracks a beer, making sure it was a beer*

*in dabatos mouth*