New Generation of pick up lines
Drop some unique ones that you either heard or made up yaself that you think noone knows about.
1. Can you be my spider woman. Im tryna get ya senses tingeling 2. We can either do this the hard way or the easy way. 3. Hey um....whats your home girls name and number. Man a nigga is bored....entertain me. |
2. We can either do this the hard way or the easy way.
^^ hahaha yea, im trying that one... |
I normally would say "Bitch, get in my car"
But I got no car, so instead I be like "bitch, hop on my back" Piggy back the hoe all the way home, then get the dome, then get bellow, keep her wet from her head to toes wwoooaaahhhh multi's woooaahh |
1. My name isn't AJ.
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4. I usually would have a pick up line for someone as beautiful as you but your looks tell me that you don't care about cleverness.
5. I have a large cock and a lot of money. |
I give the best orgasms. Want one?
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Hey, nice tits.
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Im one of the few guys in this place that DOESNT have an STD
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*Walks up to same female* I have a bigger cock and even more money |
*knocks you out*
I have a big cock, a lot of money, and i just knocked that stupid fuck out. Let's get outta here baby, I don't want any more idiots walking up to you try'na claim rights. My testosterone gonna get me buck wild |
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lmao best one yet |
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*gets back up and rapes you* Bitch get in the car now. or your next. Man let me stop before i get thrown under the gay bus |
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come on cola aren't u gonna harrass him about it faggot |
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