outside insight on: Fortune Cookies
 

let's be honest here, when you get that fortune cookie, whether you fished it out of a bowl or it was tossed in your bag before leaving that restaurant, it was fate.

You were there, you didn't come there for the cookie, you just happened to come across and get the fortune cookie. After that, did you decide to look at it?

If you are Religious or just superstitious, a believer of fate, would you not have reason to believe what that cookie may or may not say for you? No one wrote it to give to you. They simply wrote many different kinds and dropped them in cookies which were randomly distributed.

So ask yourself, why or why shouldn't a person believe in a fortune cookie's fortune?

the last time i had a fortune cookie...

it told me id have a long and wealthy life.....

well see about that one...

so If i grab a handful of fortune cookies and they all say the same thing is that fate or a type-o?

Typo is a word homie lol

ya I know I just did it like that to add a lil intrest to it. They still know type-o is typo. You did............

lmao .

Please don't try that with me.

The only reason I said it was because Type(dash)o was much more difficult than typo.

Why strain yourself? Lemme guess, you thought it was cool?

No. You didn't know that typo was a word.

I just answered that you fucking dipshit

Answered What ?

Lol 2v giving this kid a heart attack rofl.....

fuck. it sucks that i believe in fortune cookies right now. I've gotten shit that said something would happen and it did, I've gotten cookies saying that even though it doesn't seem like it at a certain time, I'm actually the brightest in a situation, and shit like that

but this time i busted open my cookie that i picked out and it said ":) A carrot a day may keep cancer away :)" with the smiley faces 'n' shit

man.. my liver... I think my time might be comin' y'all

maybe i should really see a doctor sometime soon. I still haven't. Well I did but the doctor told me it's a 50% chance, that dumb asshole... I wonder.. argh.....