1. SPuL Vs. 59. The Real Omega
 

Rules:

Battles open Friday Night At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Check-Ins Due By Sunday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Verse's Due By Tuesday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Voting Ends Thursday At 11:00 PM Eastern Time

12 Lines
No Biting
No Feeding
No Recycling
The Person With The Most Votes By The Deadline Wins

If You Break Any Of These Rules Including The Line Limit You Will Be Eliminated From The Tourney!

Good Luck!

Real omega? After this battle you gon be dead omega. nah layins? weerd.... lol j/p good luck. checkin' in fa shizzle. weerd...

Well, we'll see soon enough. Checkin' in, whurred, Good Luck yourself.

Now I'd make a name play but Spul doesn't make an onze of sense/
Still, Omega's gonna make you eat your words like Alpha-Bets/
Let me just be the first to say your luck switched/
Don't know about Banks but his impersonators suck dick/
I'll throw off your whole day like you stopped eatting breakfast/
You should of just quit, I thought you stopped being Reckless/
First round no shows, then you got Omega battlin/
By the time it's over you'll be dead as Sega Saturn/
You wanna conquer Empires, so eagerly now/
But skipping straight to the Gods is not strategically sound/
So, cheers! Here's looking at your carrer/
In Spul's next round he'll be battling tears/

Fuck an explanation, if yall don't get it PM me.

ok blah blah blah... let's go:


bkah... didn't think I had to try much. aiight upp for votes, yo. :)

Breakdown for this shizzle


Omega first up to bat
Now I'd make a name play but Spul doesn't make an onze of sense/
Still, Omega's gonna make you eat your words like Alpha-Bets/
7 i've heard this a million and two times, still funny opening line...terrible punch
Let me just be the first to say your luck switched/
Don't know about Banks but his impersonators suck dick/
8 haha, thats pretty good, everything so far is worded well also
I'll throw off your whole day like you stopped eatting breakfast/
You should of just quit, I thought you stopped being Reckless/
8.5 oh shit...haha...thats funny
First round no shows, then you got Omega battlin/
By the time it's over you'll be dead as Sega Saturn/
8.5 haha, that's funny shit...so true
You wanna conquer Empires, so eagerly now/
But skipping straight to the Gods is not strategically sound/
6.5 blah blah blah, lucky i gave you this, absolutely not even an attempt for anythign
So, cheers! Here's looking at your carrer/
In Spul's next round he'll be battling tears/
7 blah i think i've read almost the same line, played...


now for Spul

Sit back Omega, and watch me make yo final two spot gone
The only chance you got of beating me is if I jacked off wit watch on
7 blah blah blah, la la la looking for some originality
I'll make you take my order, and push you around jus like a waiter
Only time you would be "Real" is on yo computer music player
8 haha thats pretty decent although it would be his music player thats real not him...but good try
2 years of hooked on phonics an your still not a learner
but cross dressin wedges is the only way your a earn-her
7.5 not great, your better then this
image hard?your ass been ripped more than ya vest bares
punchlines?more a less fillers..in your verse,thicker than your moms chest hairs
6.5 blah blah cough cough...
when i say wack?he says look at my verse spuls mockin-me..
like his girls head his verse hold more up an downs then velocity
9 that is a punch, seriously though not that hard, its about his girl come on
Your verses are all wack, so 8 lines, I'ma wrap it up like Hindu
After seein' yo last verse, I'm wondering about yo skill, "Is it in you?"
6. not even a punch...at all really you are so much better then this verse...


Vote The Real Omega

Let me just be the first to say your luck switched/
Don't know about Banks but his impersonators suck dick/
I'll throw off your whole day like you stopped eatting breakfast/
You should of just quit, I thought you stopped being Reckless/
First round no shows, then you got Omega battlin/
By the time it's over you'll be dead as Sega Saturn/

vs

I'll make you take my order, and push you around jus like a waiter
Only time you would be "Real" is on yo computer music player
2 years of hooked on phonics an your still not a learner
but cross dressin wedges is the only way your a earn-her
when i say wack?he says look at my verse spuls mockin-me..
like his girls head his verse hold more up an downs then velocity


Vote: SPul for better pucnhes...

Both had bad played openers and both of there closers was weak as fuck aswell... so it came down to the center of the verse... and after breaking them down in my head and commin up with the best 3 bars SPul had the better three... and yeah that one about his girls head having more ups and downs was funny as fuck woulda been played if you hadnt reworded it... nicely done

The Real Omega
Now I'd make a name play but Spul doesn't make an onze of sense/
Still, Omega's gonna make you eat your words like Alpha-Bets/
bad punch and played 5/10
Let me just be the first to say your luck switched/
Don't know about Banks but his impersonators suck dick/
nice, very nice lmao.. 8/10
I'll throw off your whole day like you stopped eatting breakfast/
You should of just quit, I thought you stopped being Reckless/
str8 personal 7/10
First round no shows, then you got Omega battlin/
By the time it's over you'll be dead as Sega Saturn/
sum creative shit.. 7.5/10
You wanna conquer Empires, so eagerly now/
But skipping straight to the Gods is not strategically sound/
wtf? filler line... 5/10
So, cheers! Here's looking at your carrer/
In Spul's next round he'll be battling tears/
str8 closer... 7/10[b]
[b] 39.5/60 ~65.8% str8 verse

SPuL
Sit back Omega, and watch me make yo final two spot gone
The only chance you got of beating me is if I jacked off wit watch on
aight opener.. coulda been better 7/10
I'll make you take my order, and push you around jus like a waiter
Only time you would be "Real" is on yo computer music player
nice attempt coulda been better.... 8/10
2 years of hooked on phonics an your still not a learner
but cross dressin wedges is the only way your a earn-her
aight bar.. not even near best 6/10
image hard?your ass been ripped more than ya vest bares
punchlines?more a less fillers..in your verse,thicker than your moms chest hairs
not too good... 5/10
when i say wack?he says look at my verse spuls mockin-me..
like his girls head his verse hold more up an downs then velocity
creative, ha ha nice punch 9/10
Your verses are all wack, so 8 lines, I'ma wrap it up like Hindu
After seein' yo last verse, I'm wondering about yo skill, "Is it in you?"
not the best closer was aight... 6.5/10
41.5/60 ~69.2%

v/SPuL, He had better attempts at punches both had sum bad wording, but SPuL's verse took The Real Omega's slightly.. both coulda came harder, period.

Ok.....honestly, this battle sucked ass. Both came very weak and I honestly expected a little more. They both weren't really hitting hard with there punches and neither were really that creative. The only thing that seperated this battle, was Omega's Banks impersonator line. I think that line alone took any one of SPuL's.....no hate, just how I saw it....

Vote - Omega

The Real Omega
Now I'd make a name play but Spul doesn't make an onze of sense/
Still, Omega's gonna make you eat your words like Alpha-Bets/
->>pretty cool 7/10
Let me just be the first to say your luck switched/
Don't know about Banks but his impersonators suck dick/
->>setup line waaack...punch ok...4/10
I'll throw off your whole day like you stopped eatting breakfast/
You should of just quit, I thought you stopped being Reckless/
->>^see above...4/10
First round no shows, then you got Omega battlin/
By the time it's over you'll be dead as Sega Saturn/
->>wack...3/10
You wanna conquer Empires, so eagerly now/
But skipping straight to the Gods is not strategically sound/
->>meaningless multi...no punch...3/10
So, cheers! Here's looking at your carrer/
In Spul's next round he'll be battling tears/
->>pretty good but also pretty played...5/10
->>overall: 27/60 (45%)

SPuL
Sit back Omega, and watch me make yo final two spot gone
The only chance you got of beating me is if I jacked off wit watch on
[b] ->>lol...6/10
I'll make you take my order, and push you around jus like a waiter
Only time you would be "Real" is on yo computer music player
->>blah...4/10
2 years of hooked on phonics an your still not a learner
but cross dressin wedges is the only way your a earn-her
->>blah...4/10
image hard?your ass been ripped more than ya vest bares
punchlines?more a less fillers..in your verse,thicker than your moms chest hairs
->>stretched as fuck and i dont get it...4/10
when i say wack?he says look at my verse spuls mockin-me..
like his girls head his verse hold more up an downs then velocity
->>best line out of your verse...7/10
Your verses are all wack, so 8 lines, I'ma wrap it up like Hindu
After seein' yo last verse, I'm wondering about yo skill, "Is it in you?"
->>decent...5/10
->>overall: 30/60 (50%)

Vote: SPuL