Job Obbe vs. Bean Daddy Vick
 

No bullshit votes
10 - 16 lines
No riding
No bees
No bamboozeling

Checking in.

This is MC Job Obbe, and I got you beat
I'm not that guy from 21 Jump Street
No I'm the battle rapping Irishman, a Seamus that's dandy
I'm about twice as entertaining as Amos 'n Andy
And who the hell are you? A father of beans?
Go back to Robotnik's mean machine
Time to get serious, check my options like Gradius
You're green on the scene like a wound that's gangrenous
Yeah, you play DDR, but you're still Heavy
Got all the sex appeal of Eugene Levy
Should I take that back? I'm no blue meanie
Like a Jawa gonna make you say "Utinni!"
You get drunk off a thimble full, got the funk of a rotting bull
And a Nerf basketball is what you call a mouthful
You're mulatto, gelatto, a fraction of a brother
I got nothing left to say but "Word to your mother."

I sure aint no bigot but you're a meathead like Rob Reiner//
I don't root for the Packers but I'm gonna kick your heiner//
You're just a second fiddle playin' the brother Luigi//
I see you on the streets washing windows with a squeegee//
You're daft like a punk but you sure don't got the funk//
You're Sloth from the Goonies 'cuz you're gay for Chunk//
I can see you're stalling, and acting all hesitant//
I'm a bad enough dude to rescue the president//
You're shaking and quaking at my mullato style//
You're gonna blow your head off like your buddy Private Pyle//
I am the freshest, a rocker like Jannetty//
You're a loser like Scott Hall hitting on Estelle Getty//
I see you're just a freak with a giant head like Dib//
I'm Dr Pepper, you're just Mr Pibb//

I'm gonna break you like Sid broke his leg//
You're gonna wish that you had a time egg//
To go back in time like Chrono Trigger//
To back before you challenged this wigger//
Bean Daddy Vick, you know it's plain to me//
You're a closet case like Fibber McGee//
A J. Vasquez reference? Oh, curse the luck//
I'm rapping against some pretentious fuck//
Next you'll reference Death Cab For Cutie//
Or some Fannypack song about booty//
Don't deny it child, don't give me no lip//
Bret Hart would like you, you're tragically hip//
But you're gonna take a dive like Owen//
It's only two lines 'til I stop flowin'//
Second to last, now you're gonna get wrecked//
The VIP Posse in full effect//

I'm the phattest homeboy eating bodies like Lecter//
You're nothin' but a hunk of twisted metal like Specter//
You gots a stank ass because you can't afford textiles//
I hear you're selling out hawking coins like Joey Styles//
Knocked out in dreamland while I'm giving you a Kirby//
You wish you were John Hancock but you're not even Herbie//
Bean Daddy Vick kicking ass like Jackie Chan//
But you're talking to fish because you think you're Aquaman//
I own you in chess taking all but your pawns//
You peaked way too early, jumped the shark like the Fonz//

I didn't read the second one by job cause it wouldn't be fair

Flow_ the flow has to go to Bean daddy cause his shit was constant, dont twoist it Job ya shit was hot 2

Multis_ No doubt on the multis i gotta give it to Job cause he opend him up wit the gangrenous line

Wordplay_ the wordplay was a tie because they both opend up the bag 4 this one and used the vocab

Punches_ The punches from both yall was off the chain so ima give that shit a tie to cause it was hot.

Structure_ Now on this tip they both had it matched but Job had to add that extra rhyme in some of teh lines and thats why he got that.

Win_ Job

Holla At Em

LOL wow that was a hell of alot of movie references. GOOD SHIT. It almost seems like it was the same person writing both of them.......HMMMMM......anyway if I have to vote as far as verses and not people I say Bean Daddy took it.
You both have great shit I adored it though it wasnt gangster at all.
"Jumped the shark like fonz" HAHAH----too good
anyway some of your guys shit was played but other than that you both had good punches
PUNCHES ------- TIE
OpenerS--------TIE
Closers-------BEAN DADDY
Metaphors//Similes------TIE
Structure------TIE
Vocab------JOB OBBE
Flow----------BEAN DADDY
Good stuff, when you have enough POSTS, return the damn favor

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