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My Band (female version)
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i dont know girl.... i think they all jealous n shit.... cause i get all the guys u know.... and i think they all wanna pick shit or summin.... ha.... tell me sumthin i dont know.... because! (chorus) these guys dont even know the name of my band/ and they all at me but they aint lookin for hands/ cause once i blow they know ill b tha woman/ all because im tha lead singer with no band! (verse 1) so i git on stage rite? check the mike/ flick em off, get booed of tha stage and im like/ "wut up baby?/ im just doin a Slim Shady/ its not like im a real rapper... maybe"/ they realize its me and they like "o my god its her!/ justin, o my fuckin god! its really her!"/ "ok, if u say that ur tha shit/ and u think ur really it/ please wont u please lemme grab ur tits?"/ i know by now, the resta the ladies git jealous/ 'specially when i git high and fuck with tha fellas/ so the bitches start jackin, all tha hot guys/ they aint got bras or panties so they starin at mine/ so like every single night they try 2 fuck on me/ even though i got done wit a show and im tryin 2 sleep/ so i give em tha show that they wanna see/ yo, i think they just tryin 2 git it for free/ yesterday Marshall tryed 2 put protection on 4 me/ cause i told him a slutty whore infected with HIV/ a rock star's dick is wut i wanna c/ and all the other guys wont git with me because (chorusx1) (Verse 2) Guy: (so u really a slut?) Eyvon: (fuck yeah!) u just think ima poser, dont u?/ it aint that i just spit wit an IOU/ hit every note and blow outta porportion/ against same sex marriage, and all 4 abortion/ any bitch who dont want my autograph's a fuckin liar/ cause im tha hottest bitch (thats wut it is) im on fire!/ im the bitch who invented hotels with a master suite/ my pussy's open tonight for an all u can eat/ see u know i can rap, its simple but/ all i did was read a Martha Stewert book/ so i got more class, now i orgasm fast/ im a playette now, while gittin whooped on my ass Girl: o mi god, she's such a ho Girl2: ha, keep it kool, or else she will know Girl: hey, we're rich, wut about that interveiw with Lucy Lui? Eyvon: no, i had that interveiw, she aint never heard of u! Girl: we better go 2 makeup Girl2: y would we do that? Girl: so we can dye her hair blue Girl: shes gonna wear a fucking hat!/ u know wut? i think im gonna show this bitch up! Girl2: hey yo, Ey! Eyvon: yo, ho, wut tha fuck! Girl: ok... maybe not... Girl2: i thought u were gonna slap that bitch, girl, wuttsup? Girl: i was afraid... i mean im gonna, ho, shut up!/ u arent backin me up, so y should i talk shit? Girl2: i was gonna hold her down for u, but forgit it! Girl: o, girl, dont even... Girl2: i was... Girl: wut ever... (Chorusx1) ("No Band"x9) ILL FINISH LATER! IM OUTTA TIME. FEEDBACK FOR WUT I GOT SO FAR PLEASE!! |
Imfeelin It Its Somethin New Very Inventive Look Forward To Part 2
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Part 2
Eyvon: tha only reason i rock is cause i suck their cocks/ once that bitch hit an orgasm, man it hit tha spot/ so by tha sound of it, y'all know i rock/ guys pull out they dicks soon as tha music starts/ im ready 2 fuck all my big ass fans/ everytime i hear "yo Ey, u rock and fuck ur band!"/ i aint no band, bitch/ i just rap high pitch/ so i git sex and all my female fans git sum 90 year olds/ all tha hottest names in rap know MY area code
Guy: aww suck it bitch! Girl: umm, suck ur own.../ now im on tha stage/ we gonna do things MY way Guys: who tha fuck r u? where's Kobe and OJ? Girl2: god dammit, im sick of her 2/ showin off her thong like she sum fuckin prositute/ ha, she cant rhyme and she cant even rap/ she's a kon artisit, and she sounds like crap Girl: ya, llike "Just Like Me" audio, iwas sent 2 pack/ "Fuckin Crazy" audio, i was sent 2 pack/ just cause i wanted 2 do sum backup shit/ fuck Eyvon, im gonna be "it" Guy: who r u? have u ever stared yet? Girl2: umm, duh she has boy, r u retarded? Eyvon: but im still tha most popular in all of the group/ dumb ass weasel dorkwad motherfuckers think im cute Girl: MTV told me 2 sue her if ive had enough/ but she socked me so hard i couldnt git up Girl2: aww, fuck Eyvon and her "wannabe" band/ ima start my own group... where tha fuck is Stan Eyvon: ladies, y cant u c/ they're not gitting it for free/ so kiss my ass if u got problems/ a bitch like me, even Marshall' got 1 Eyvon: cause these guys dont even know tha name of my band Girl: eww, look at her Eyvon: and they all at me but they aint lookin for hands Girl2: o hi god! doesnt even make sense! Eyvon: cause once i blow they know ill b tha woman Girl: pft.... ya rite Eyvon: all because im tha lead singer with no band Girl2: bitch, please (No band)x9 Eyvon: im tha lead siinger of no band/ i git all tha guys 2 jack off they dicks real fast/ and as tha lead singer of my band my tango makes all the guys jack off real fast my tango/ whew whew whew whew/ look out for my next record its in tango/ t tango t tango t tango/ my tango makes all the guys wanna jack off their dicks real fast/ my salsa makes all tha guys gasp, and jack off they dicks real fast, my tango Girl (in backround): ho... Eyvon: hey who just called me a hO? |
not my best shit
its not my best. ill post sum of my better shit later
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yo, yall gotta read this. also read my other shit "Its Eyvon" hot shit that needs feedback!
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that was the gayest shit ive seen in some time...made me laugh tho...thank you
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lmao! this is the funniest shit i've seen on this site ...
it sucked,but it was funny ... |
gee... thanx... that makes me feel SOOOO much better... lol. ya, it was pretty gay. i was high and thought i could write better than any MC, or femcee for that matter, but, ha, as u can tell it sucked...
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it was cool and all but i fucking cant stand eminem so there for that shit threw me off real fast i cant belive i actully took time to read that shit cuz everytime i hear dthat gay ass fucking song id kill it reall quick
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LmfaOo .. Mayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it was funny as fuck nice
it kinda fell off sum parts but u picked it bak up nice 7/10 |
heh, not every1 thinx so.... it was aight, but i HAVE done better....(see... DV8????)
motherfucker puts a link up 2 this shit so Ruff RyderZ wont accept me.... |
yo it was good funny, hhahahaha made me laff peep my shit on open mic its on there
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HAHAHAHA IM GLAD AS HELL U DROPE OUTTA violent type CUZ U FUCKING SUCK.......
i give this a -8.0 bit em-flow the flip lines wasnt even hot was un-original....... U's JUST A DUMB BITCH ARENT U??? |
Hahahahahaha!! It Was Niiiiiice, It Had Humour n Made People Take Note....Job Done EYVON, Proppz Girl...Keep Doin Ya Thang n Good Lookin
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