What are you going to do....
 

when the zombie apocalypse occurs? We all know it's inevitable.

id go and steal two samurai swords and be unbeatable...

quickie response:
i'd make sure that i surrounded myself with less bright, less agile, slower, fatter people for distraction purposes. :evilgrin:


s.v.

put on my thriller jacket and git to work :cool: werd

I'd smoke a blunt with them

I'd go to the nearest medieval type museum and steal a suit of armour.. then cop a couple of batle axes and go to fucking town on them mofos.

omg. my lil brother says the same shit....
i have one answer
chainsaw bayonette

^ rofl.. cop one of them gears of war guns

So in other words, you're all dead?

How the fuck am I dead?

Obviously I would make sure I got food and water to stay alive that way. But how is a zombie gonna bite me when I got a full suit of fucking knight armour on.

Lol. You actually think that would work?

Death jizz. Kid tested, Zombie approved.

Why wouldn't it?

Zombie teeth ain't going to be able to bite through steel. If not a suit of knight armour I would crafted my own out of raw fucking steel. Sure, it would hinder my movement but at the same time keep me alive long enough to cleave the bastards heads off.

Well, that all depends what kind of zombies you were dealing with. Also, since your movement would be slowed, you'd probably get overwhelmed and buried in zombies trying to eat you, and be unable to move.

Nah, because I would be cleaving like a madman.

All you gotta do is craft one out of some strong ass metal, but lightweight shit.. like Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale. Good movement and good protection.

Then beast on them motherfuckers. And I would never allow myself to get swarmed. Just because I am protected don't mean I am going to walk head on into no zombie hordes. You gotta think.. with world population providing the zombie numbers.. I just gotta steer clear of real crowded places.

You know like if I was in Tokyo or some shit I would be FUBAR'ed.