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Tha .Q 11-21-07 04:22 AM

See, right here's the difference between u white folk and us black folk...
 
Esp. as it relates to why y'all white folk get killed so quickly in horror movies...


I was dead sleep at 3 AM when I was awakened by someone kicking my door...banging on it, and yelling in spanish...


I grabbed my golf club (the only weapon other than a knife) I have at the crib, walked to the door and said, "YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOR BUDDY."


Then, they said in english, "Call 911 I can't breathe."


So, I call 911...and yes, the REALLY DO put you on hold...When the 911 operator returned, I told them than there was someone outside my door saying they couldn't breathe.

The first thing the operator said to me was, "GO OUT THERE AND SEE"

^^lol That = how you white folk get killed in horror movies

Cuz, from the time the dude was bangin on the door, y'all wudda jus swung the door open like "Hodwy there partner, how can I help u"

BANG! shot dead...stabbed...JASON got u

lol

Us black folk...haha...i was like "Ummmm, I cud do that...but..."


lol...I did go out there though but someone was already helping them.


Wow man...


This is like the 3rd time someone I didn't know came banging on my door since moving here...And, it's not even a bad neighborhood...guess they heard about that CRACK Q music. ;)



lol

Valerie 11-21-07 04:35 AM

heres the difference between me and you.

i say stfu. and you Stfu. :thumbup:

La Cosa Nostra 11-21-07 08:31 AM

I'm white and I would have left the cunt out there to die...

Fuck emergancy lines if the cops ask questions I didnt see or hear shit.....

KempoMRK 11-21-07 09:24 AM

rofl at the golf club. I've got a seven iron 'n I use it for the same purpose aha.

11-21-07 10:31 AM

when I was little I beat up two mexicans at the same time with a golf club.

I guess that's what separates us even more, tha q.

J. Luth 11-21-07 11:53 AM

rofl damn son. I would of done same thing. but word to Jason son. never know when that mu fucka lurking.
Quote:
Originally Posted by .Poetic.
heres the difference between me and you.

i say stfu. and you Stfu. :thumbup:

son... just no... please stop.

KOOL COL-B 11-21-07 12:56 PM

muthaPHUKKA, why aint you let me in??? :mad: werd

Adam 11-21-07 06:04 PM

The difference between you and me is I answer a knock at my door with a "Hello?" not "YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOR BUDDY." Then again.. I'm used to having friends. :cool:

Valerie 11-21-07 06:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPuLâ„¢
rofl damn son. I would of done same thing. but word to Jason son. never know when that mu fucka lurking.

son... just no... please stop.


i kno man it's rv and i really dont care wat ppl think.

American Tiger 11-21-07 07:32 PM

Come on. We all know I woulda just peaked thru my peak hole, made sure I didnt know the person and just gone back to bed. Never turn the lights on cus then they know ya there. I'da treated em like a Jahova Witness

JTR 11-21-07 07:45 PM

Some funny posts in here lolll @ Kolby damn

But yo wtf @ anyone saying they'd jut ignore it and let him die y'all fucking assholes f'real.

American Tiger 11-21-07 07:50 PM

No Shit. But this ass hole's alive. fuck helpin people. I dont care if the pope wrecked infront of me. I'm driving by like I aint seen shit. I got better things to do.

11-21-07 07:54 PM

Like sit on rap boards and talk about hypothetical situations.

*Froze* 11-21-07 07:57 PM

I would have drawn my Jintachi blade on that nigga.

American Tiger 11-21-07 08:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2v
Like sit on rap boards and talk about hypothetical situations.


Yes.....cus I have talked so much on here. You bone head


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