brittany vs #1emcee~alive
 

:gfy: ayo
3-0 tko
5 wins
10 lines
no crew votes , no d/r votes.or hate votes
iight 40 min to drop after check in

P.S. ... since poll is screwed, newbs can vote! yay! hahahaha votes might actually happen!!

hehe..droppin in a minute..

I'ma make you rip ur shit and personally shove it back in your asshole /1
then hold you down with a lasso, and give you the privilege to see what this mac hold /2
nobody understands your wack verses, because they dont make sense /3
the only way you'd have change in your pocket is if you bought an album from 50 cent /4
you dickride more than "Paris Hilton", so I know you aint callin everybody else cheaters /5
I've looked at better verses from those hooked-on-phonics readers /6
I'm on~the~edge of murking your ass, all you gotta do is push~me /7
I'd let you borrow a dicktionary and you still wouldn't understand pussy//8 the way your ass be thinking, I'm surprised you have a brain, I'll tear off your limbs, to give you a "kain"//9
I've seen how you spit on the mic, aint no way in hell ROC-A-FELLA would accept your demo /10

tada!
 

Time to reveal your true identity, a gay man ready to snap//
Took ur b/f for a ride in the sack, went so long he needed a nap!//
Only when you 'drink milk' are your rhymes considered 'half-n-half'//
'wack-with-crap'..your rhymes stink, they need a major bath!//
Would this rhyme lookin good in pink? Yur attracted to gay rhymes.. so allow me to *wink*//
Well now I turned him on..I wouldnt even fuck you, making you the 'Weakest Link'//
Those rhymes you spit the absolute best that you got?!//
Boy, Ive heard Justin Timberlake do better in the parking lot!//
This nigguh so 'insecure' his name's #1emcee//
Now..em-..cee me murk this cat makin me #1FemCee//

Haha Damn Son I Merked U But Okay
Upin For Votes On This Battle

Fisrt Off. Brittany. Wuz Krakin Girl..
I seen ya Pic or Wuteva N' you Lookin Aight.
You should Drop a Nucca Ya Digits..LoL..

AnyWay. Emcee, your Lines were Better. Period.
Brittany, your Flow was Aight Girl, But You Punches or Wuteva Were
Too Simple. I would think that anyOne could Have Wriiten it.
You got Potential, Like some other's Dont, But Blah, blah, blah..
better Disses and Not So Simple..
vote-Emcee..

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2 things..

1. Shes a woman..use 'son' for guys
2. Correction: she merked YOU

Breakdown ~

EmCee--you're rhymes were horibly played, and your last 2 bars didnt even rhyme!! wtf?

I didnt see one personal that was directed at her except maybe the dicktionary line considering it was about pussy and shes a girl, other than that..pure garbage..no hate, just tellin..

Brittany--You werent really that great either, however, you came much much more creative and at least made an attempt at wordplay and personals, closer was creative..you just need to elevate too...although, you won my vote..


Vote ~ Brittany

roflmmfao@this thread needs to be burned.. ..

why?...

This battle was kinda weak, but...

Emcee: Ur verse was played, but you had some nice personals all the same. Ur metas were slightly better, but you weren't consistent. Keep elevatin'.

Brittany: Ur verse was kinda wack. Not really good punches, but you had a couple. You had good metas, but they weren't strong enough. Keep elevatin'.

Vote: #1EmCee~alive

^^^It was weak, but it don't need to be burned. Both parties just need to come stronger, cause Ive read better shit from both.

god damn son...

#1 emcee personally i thought that was shit
last 2 lines as sum1 alrdy mentioned didnt rhyme didnt even make sence bad finsh left no lasting appeal

brittany hhaha ur puchis made me laugh(not A bad thing) had way more lasting appeal but it could have been elevated
but damn gurli thought u hit him pretty hard still good job


vote: brittany

#1emcee, You had some good punches but could have been better. You were too focused on tryin to kill her and you seemed to lose track of your thoughts.

Brittany, You were alright too. I got a little chuckle out of it which I guess makes you my vote. But the only reason you won in my book is because you were the second worst in this battle. Keep elevatin.

Vote: Brittany