jtr vs C.A.L.I
 

Battle Rules:

6 - 10 Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting

Minimum posts to vote: 200

Check in by: 04-13-09 at 07:13 AM

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JTR has ACCEPTED this battle on 04-11-09 04:29 AM.

^^ Eeewwwwww

I'll slash your face, assassinate, kidnap and then smack you
With more duck-tape over ya mouth then you got on ya damn broom
You'sa wack noob, who rocks bling that's as fake as Jesus
I should strangle you with ya necklace but that shit'd just break in pieces
And I've made a thesis, how can Cali look better so he can hump the dimes?
Stand up-right, return back to that position: Repeat over a hundred times
Actually you're nothing guy; that wouldn't work if your ass prayed a bit
Cuz chicks wouldn't Caliph they had your number like your wack alias
Your rhymes are played a bit, matter of fact they make us sick
So in this battle you have NO HOPE at all... like an atheist
You aint a G, quit faking it. You never sold no bomb weed
Cuz you from NY, NOT CALI, so that proves you don't palm trees

Ayyooooo, I’ma end this with joke for y'all!! :D

So Cali walks into a 7/11 right? He buys a bag of chips, a coke, and a chocolate bar, and then brings it to the register. The cashier quickly examines him and his items before posing a question: "You must be single, right?" CALI, shocked, responds "Holy shit! You can tell that I’m single just from looking at what I’m buying!?" And the Cashier says "No, it's cuz you're FUCKING ugly!"
LMFAO!!!