Ohhhh Osama, now you've gone too far...
 

Yeah, so I was reading the news when I heard some pretty rediculous shit that Osama wanted to buy tons of coke and poision it to kill "thousands" of Americans. This is A: rediculous and B: impossible for many reasons, but I'll still play along in the interest of making a pseudo-entertaining post.

Osama you non-existant fuck!! If you poision coke (which would be easily detected AND impossible) and fuck with my $ - son, you're gonna have a serious problem on your hands! It's stupid to think how anyone would even be able to discover such a thing about you, but that's not the point! the fact that it states you wanted to buy "tons" of coke and only manage to kill "thousands" is equally as stupid since one ton alone is 907,184 grams and you supposedly wanted to buy numerous tons so you're talking at least twice that amount. But still, if I see you dickin around withsome yay thinking you're fuckin Mr Wizard - son, it's gonna be fuckin.. CURTAINS!!!

So the drug lords went and told the police who they were?

Fuckin Osama better not fuck with my hustle...

I'll bust his ass yo :shoot:

yeah, see how fuckin stupid it is? It's flawed on so many levels. Like, who confessed this? lol. Aside form he sheer fact of the amount, nearly 1milion grams (per ton, and he supposedly wanted more than one ton), and only end up killing "a few thousand"?? Also, any poision one could use to kill someone over the course of a gram would be so damn apparant that they'd notice it on the first line or two and simply not fuck with the rest of it. Anything that's strong enoughto kill on the first line wouldn't look/smell/taste/feel like coke and NO ONE would buy it. It'd NEVER rock ever. Aside from the fuckin cost alone. This shit's rediculous as hell.

Osama rocks always bringin new action..lol

is this shit for real...

yeah, he lives on the edge. Drives aroudn the hillsides of a desert in his Ferrari with his Louis Vitton sun glasses and his white suit with the rolled-up sleeves ala Miami Vice as he relishes on what a drug kingpin he is.

...............lol at ya'll actually worried bout this.....nut if it is true the hood will find osama...and i'll sya fuck da army...we need mo niggas form da hood in da army anyway

Reading is fundamental.

damn...i drink like 3 bottles of coke a day :(

NM is a coke addict.

it's okay. That shit already comes ith poision in it, lol.

Don't worry ladies and genitals. It's all covered under the Doomsday guarantee:
^^100% Osama free.

I sold OSama coicane the other day......

ROFL@ the fakes


shit ya small hussle im the man yo, fuck keys of coke i push grand pianos - me

and LMAO@ osama, nigga on his last leg and people still beliving the stupid shit that "supposdely" comes out his mouth

hes got some type of sickness and is ethier already dead or well on his way, so i doubt he can even put anything together on a small level let alone this bird scheme,

where does most coke come from?...panama, mexico, columbia and brazil

where the fuck osama reside ?..the eastern countries...

you think some columbian drugs lord is gonna let millions of there customers die?

get real