joke my mate sent via e-mail
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Shit." |
hhahahahhahaa nice .
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lmfao.... word
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LOL..
MAN, I Hate females....they are so fuckin hard to pleaze.. nice joke tho M.D.. |
hahaahahaa oh shit! definetly a GREAT one, lmao |
ye i thought it was good too...it's why i'm sharing it
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lol....OWNED..........
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Haha, women are so sly.
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lol .
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Thats a good joke even my dad agrees
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Lmao. Word.
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*dies* thats classic
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*chokes on food then dies* that was killer
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