what the best metaphors ya'll ever heard
 

im not a major nelly fan but his country grammar was actually dope

and the best nelly line ever:

"If you compare me to your local grocery
Then you'll see I got more carrots/karats than "Aisle D"
More bread than "Aisle G", then bag and scan me"

Lol, that was wack man.

that was wack..theres too many good metaphores to name..but one that just came to mind...

Jay-Z
You aint start out from tha trunk, to reach tha roof
Just to put yo roof in tha trunk
Chumps don't tour like us
You on tha road a million hours I fly over ya bus
You aint got yo neck on froze, with the same logo that you got sketched in ya clothes'

"My Nigga Please"

Nice sig ^

Thank you my friend. I try! :)

wheres the metaphore???? do u even know what one is??

and that nelly shit was wack as fuck.

but ye heres some.

copywrite: I don't wanna be mainstream I wanna piss in it.

esoteric: you better tell cuz, to rely on M16s like D12 does (sickest line ive heard in a long time, if u dont get that, listen to a new genre)
and another from him: im feelin like one of baseballs greats in this s**t, cos i make hits plus its second nature to spit"

binary star: On the mic you do little like the eddie murphy character.

copywrite: "tryna sound like Pete Nelson - but you cant even copy right"(pete nelson is copys real name if u didnt know)

rise: In this rap game I'm nobody (Why?) Nobody's perfect

celph titled: I'll leave you (b-side) beside yourself, like the other side of the vinyl
Attach razors to my shoes so I could cut to the chase

c rayz walls: You're a dumb f**k, like retarded group sex
You got a**hole lips you might as well talk s**t
Give you dynamite implants you'll have explosive character
You couldnt cum on time if you jerked off in front of clocks


ill drop more later.

a cum line?... sad
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my hand on nine and forty five it aint a qaurter to ten
,,
i'll blow u off the map like snortin coke of an atlas

leady stfu already goof...............fucking hamburgeler lookin muther fuker

lmao that M16's line is ill as fuck

"7/8 never fake, leave you in the middle of nowhere like the letter H"
"I'll turn a praying mantice into an athiest, BITCH!"
"I don't roll with the mile high club so I don't give a flying fuck"
"I creep low with the freak ho's, honest bitch, I got a dick a giraffe couldn't deep throat" - Copy Write

"Fuck life, life's a bitch so I flurt with death"
-Diabolic

there's tons others from those 2 that I forgot though, :(

here some joints off the top of my head

Lil wayne:
Real shit I'm duckin bombs from a drug war,
no religion but the cops swear that I'm a drug lord

they call me quick draw mcgraw, i went to artschool

holla at ya bitch lik skeeyo ya quite fine
ya thicka than a snicka i can make ya bite size

Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit
Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick

What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blowjob

Ludacris:
You punks pucker and pout, bicker n babble
Now they all lost for words like i beat em in scrabble

Shout out to bill o'riley ima throw you a curve
HE mad cuz im a thief and "got away" wit words

take a look at your life and no wonder you so sad
Yall put up wit mo shit than a colestmy bag

shut up noob.

and yes ike, it is indeed, when i heard thati literally went crazy lol.

anyways, jack

""Fuck life, life's a bitch so I flurt with death"

that line reminds me so much of a line i wrote like a year or 2 ago.

"your flirtin with death i got the reaper givin blow jobs"

one i think kool col-b sayed to me it was the best


"oh damn, snap! jc ur a hottie!
can i give u a handjob or oil ur body?"

it was fucked up i say

yours wasn't worded as good though, :)

"Cry me a river then build a bridge and walk over it" - jayz

"Fuck Dead Prez, I'd rather see the president Dead" - Eminem