st pattys day
whachu all got planned?ive already started drinkin at 3am tru blooded irish....
but pry not gonna be drunk tommarrow if my newborn neice comes home tommarow. |
I had my occasional glass of wine.
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I stumbled down my street at 12pm already drunk, wearing a team ireland soccer jersey, and shouting at random pass-me-byers "Happy St. Patricks day!" "haha you too!!" they'd say back, to which I'd reply "Yea you don't fucking care you're not even wearing green haha" and laugh at their dirty looks
Then I rode the GREEN LINE in the montreal metro station and started shouting on the subway "I'm the only person in this whole metro cart wearing green? That's fucking SHAMEFUL. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!" and they would just look away and pretend I wasn't there. Then I almost got kicked out of Mcdonalds at 11pm cuz after I ordered a trio and he asked "what kinda drink" I was like "Beer!" and the managers face was sooooooooo straight dude didn't even laugh. I was like "root beer dumb ass..." And then I started yelling about how no one in the place new they were eating at a Irish fast food restaurant. MCDONALDS is a fucking irish name and the founders were irish-americans. hoollaaaaa |
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Yes, canadians obviously do it too. No, it's not a north-american thing. |
yea but im a canadian doing it in canada. I don't go around doing that sort of thing in other countries... unless maybe it's St. Patricks day.
Who doesn't like a good fight on st. patricks day you're doing someone a favor geeze |
Not everyone's retardastically irish like you, though.
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god created alcohol to prevent the irish from taking over the world
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Lol Did U Just Say Retardastically???? Ahahahahahahahhahaahhaa
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Irish?? I thought u were a russian jew |
i thought we went through this already lol.
Irish/scottish on my moms side Russian jew/native american apache on my dads aaww shiet |
I was beasting it. Double reason to get fucked up for me coz it was my brothers birthday also.
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St. Pattys is just a blank spot in my memory bank..Im assuming I had fun
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