I wanna battle
 

i'm new, and i wanna battle!!!! :shoot:

Aight set up the topic and rules

But voting is set up like this:

multies:
wordplay:
creativity:
overall illness:
multies:
wordplay:
creativity:
overall illness:

My Vote:

10-15 lines
nething goes

and u first

but u gotta post it up in the next hour :thefinger

Na u first cause u challenging..

listen up bitch
you rapped back and missed
got your ass kicked
got you dick cut off and sowed back on plastic
the name is patrick, u bout to get ur ass kicked
u fuckin faggot, maggot, i'm grabbin bats, and plastic bags
when you heard i wanted to battle
you became suicidal
because i died and i was your fuckin idol
now before you even think of rappin back
i hope you know you got bitch slapped
as soon as my hand and your face have contact
this is a rap battle
not some fuckin family recitle

Nigga make a topic and ill reply, you cant battle here.

u make a topic, i dont even kno wat that is .. lol :laugh:

Fuck this nigga you weak and urr done

u aint no gangsta, u a actor, u pose!! like ah poster!!//
u now in ma oven nigga, now im gon roast ya//
u invadin ma land, u on ma show//
so im gon host ya..'n' imma place u in da postion that ya needa go!//
in this game 'n' in tha streetz, i shyne, but i, aint po!//
this a mountin u aint toppin, so down tha hills u gon roll//
2 tha bottom u 'n' ya kru gon go, in this battle im gon murk, ya//
not hurt ya, i like slim, but cause hes white, u only like him cause ur white//
'n' ya might az well put down those jordanz, cause with them tredz//
u!, still cant take flight, laylow nigga cause ya armor aint shynin//
and ya aint no knight, get it thru stat dont give ah rars//
like ah dont give ah wot!in ma endz any nigga could get knocked//
see tha only thing i've shot, iz ah car, next time it might be sum legz//
and then tha third, might be sum headz, im up 'n' comin//
in this thugged..out life, i've seen!! death b4 life//
'n' life after death, 'n' shellz by the drainz, needles in tha grass//
blood in the street, and i've seen manz still play when they kno they beat//
cause sumtimes ya really loose when ya win 'n' other times ya win//
when ya loose, other times ya both loose other times!!..ya both win//
but its tha champs defeat'nt whos remembered by tha blow of tha wind//
nigga//

Ayo where did you run off 2, I need some one to make this shit official..

im lookin at myself on that poster/
caught your mom in the back yard/
eatin a fuckin hosta/
livin life high/
with you on my shoulda/
you were cold/
now you even colder/
crushed yo ass with a bolder/
left your ass in the past/
because here no one even got a chance to know ya/
my rhymes are on edge/
cut off/and beat you with your legs/
you got bernt/
like my devilled eggs/
no one can even match up to me/
because i got the skillz/
when you see me on your show/
you get the chillz/
my rap killz/
im on top of the hill/
i can go on forever/and never, lose a breath/
but now i have to give you a chance to come back/
and try and rap with the best/

Ayo you toast

Time i corrected this bitch!! "You~see" UD "U E"asy for Chaaz to humiliate!!
U 'D' serve 'gentle'-men, thats why you should remain a "gay-date.com" affiliate!!
There is no original comback to this - I've already cut short this vicious~cycle!!
Cause Eleven lines down your verse, you proved to everybody that you recycle!!
Ur 'deep~throat' missed the 'high~note' and u sink lower than your sister can~go!!
Your devotedly~bloated!! You said it yourself -your bitch mamma does 'limbo'!!
Victory's a 'soothing~illusion'.Ur 'obviously~delusioned' by that 'confusing~conclusion'!!
So you like exposing~'head'?? I stopped your flow like i was a 'coronary~occlusion'!! *

I AM Elite! 62 posts was when,(like a clumbsy osteopathist) i dropped~your~jaw!! **
Chaaz 'impossed' and "forced" you into defeat like i studied Newtons~second~law!! ***
Have u seen how my screen shows 'Death~Notes' like i was a sick "Grim"~in~Class'!!
UD only 'Wins~in~the~past'!Call me doctor, after this ima have your 'limbs~in~glass'!!
In this battle~ring this 'mens play~thing' bites more than an infant does its 'teething~ring'!!
VD was always a definition to "a disease on himself",now U can see him "menastrating"!! ****
You'll be desecrated when i remove you soul from 'parent-body' like 'emancipation'!!
Your verse? Did u 'post~it~all' or did you 'lose~your~balls' like 'surgical~castration'!!
Think twice!! I can sense this "man-bitch" got 'cold~feet' like his ankles were in ice!!
Just because you have both sex organs doesnt mean you can vote on battles twice!!
You engage~with~rage!Ur in your early stage of growth-like a recently fertilized egg!!
Silly fuck! The reason your condom is stretched is cos you tied it around your leg!!

So VD, next time you decide to "drop bombs" - make sure you 'Ignite~the~fuse'!!
Start to 'Recite~Your~Excuse' because 'tonights' 'Polite~News' is........'You~Lose'!!



* he was talking about giving vesectemes/coronary occlusion is a blood clot
** osteopathist = a therapist who examines the skeleton
*** Newtons second law = the rate of change of momentum is proportional to the imposed force
****"a disease on himself" = pussy disease (VD)

Ayo voting time

u win