Diss a Rapper
 

Diss a Rapper. Read Rules before posting in here or any other thread. Must be at least 6 lines.

Rapper: Big Pun

wonder how that wack ass got a deal...so easy & so mysteriously.
anywayz...who the fuck can take a peurtorican fat boy seriously.
he raps like he's on constopation...all pushy and deep.
wonder if he can leap...seen his eyes in pics...he needa get sleep.
this fat fuck died of obiesity...he needed to lay down on the chips.
my ass is the size of his lips...but his dicks the size of a microchip.
jus call him basketball head...his stomachs the size of front lines thread.
you know what pun reminds me of....pop...cuz there both...DEAD.

next rapper: Ja Rule...

Check this croaky voice fool...wita name o' Ja Rule...Is his shit cool,
Hell no... his shit's cruel...Couln't fix his rhymes wit o' box full o' toolz,
Druelin' shit all tha scene..sounded like he got a blade in his spleen,
Tha day I respect him only exists in his dreams...Fake cat would bail after one toke on ma green,
He spitz fake rythmes that leaves us wit no message to respond ta,
Needs help wit his tracks and so seeks vision from Stevie Wonder.

Peace

Next Rapper: MObb Deep - I like them

You kids need to keep quite.....grown folks is out/
Pac can rhyme on you faggots...but I'm smoking you out/
you ain't sick from ya spit.....I'll blast any nigga you with/
and take a shit on ya QB bridge......
I'm bout to really show you hell on earth...../
put the barrell to that black shinny head...just to stain ya shirt/



next rapper...........2pac

2pac got 'killed' supposedly
its a dish homie nigga aint runnin from gangs he runnin from me
ill put 6 shells in his vest - snatch his shit
he aint ready to smash wit dis
gettin his damn ass kicked ~ my gat - blast - it
nigga this time, ill make sure u really in the casket...

Next: 50 cent

ever heard of shit well eminems a big pile
he took a swing at industry and missed by eight miles
Always yappin his trap about his whore mother
to bad vanilla ice is his dad and his brother
who he think he is the king of hip hop
someone should do him in like biggy or maybe pac.

Next Rapper: Jay-Z

get your freak on...
bitch, all you ever did was get your eat on
whats all this crap about wait reduction
anyone can be skinny if they get liposuction
here comes the worst diss
go on get set
Missy Elliot, dont you mean Miss Tourettes

Next rapper: Snoop Dogg

NAS don't like Eminem and Eminem don't like NAS
so that makes me think NAS is a hardass
NAS is so slow yet Mathers is so fast
I don't know why people like this dumbass.
His music sucks with each note each rhyme
I could write better and I'm not even any good at these lines


Next rapper - BowWow

Lil bowow didnt you get raped
I heard uncle snoop took you out on a date
your rhymes are weak
all together you blow
if it came down to it id rather listen to lil romeo
your only 16 but you think your 21
gangster? bitch youve never even seen a gun
whats this! hangin out with centerfolds!
to bad the only thing youll ever get is a 10 year old


Next Rapper(s): The Young Bloodz

Nobody gives a damn or fuck about the youngbloods
I was s'posed to c they ass in concert and didn't refund us
Fuck they lil easy ass two steps, that shit is wack
walkin around wit gas containers they must be on crack
I tell ya what, deez niggas bet not come around my hood
Cuz I'll spill the blood of youngin's put em down for good...

Lil Wayne....weezy wee

Weezy bitch, cash money losernaire
neva popped a gun, but u got one for a souvenire
look at them shit locks on ya head
Juvenile had u in the bitch position, doggystyle on the bed
ya name should be Lil weener
cuz ya girl told me u got a lil peter pesqueter

Jada Kiss:shoot: all dead biatch

Jada Kiss, this is your Jada Diss
open up your mouth, i gotta take a Piss
Jada to bad you missed with your career
whats that in the distance
are you cryin in fear?
what kinda rapper ever sheds a tear?

Next: Chingy

chingy ching is really a chinker chink...yo drop hits like acid mink
link out that fag cant rap at all cuzin drop the fuzzin nigga

yo sen¢e their no one im a diss this otha bullshit//
thinkin he a rappa wit his name goin by kuzin it//
prolly fukes pugsley on da side, opps he more like lear¢h- a cop out (run and hide)//
terror hittin u from front and bak like yo dad and yo bois//
they knot fukin ya, they shootin ya wit grouwn up decois//

Next rappa: ALL DA FUKIN RAPPAS ON DA WEST SIDE

WESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIDE til i die...well guess what?.....ur dead
i done kill you wit just a line....what could i do wit a whole thread?
East Coast representin' from NY to da M.I.A
n all u west coast rappers betta hide b'for we bomb L.A.
all u had was Pac, Dre n Snoop double Gizzle
and in that order theyre dead,gone soft or pop like the weasel (the weasel goes pop, old skool biatchhhhhh hahaha)

next up: LL COOL J