FUCKIN like HUH? ..... WHAT!
 

Yo so I went to the hospital today right, to see some dude about my stomach (cos I been fucked lately).. And on the way out I went to the ground floor to go to the pharmacy and get what the Doc told me to so I could take it. And I held the door for this guy and he goes thanks.

I thought nothing of it, and went to the pharmacy, got the shit, then went to my car... And I was driving home and on the sidewalk of the highway some poor dude hit a telegraph pole, his car was balled up but no one around it. So I pull over cos it was near a McDonalds and I was goin there anyway.

I called the cops then checked the car out n' had a look inside... The dude was in there going like "ohhh.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......." hunched over the steering wheel. So ive gone shit.. Started panicking. Tried to open the door and it wouldnt open. The car was pretty fucked, so I pulled the door off and then asked the dude if his back was hurtin... He said no so I dragged him out n laid him down. and his head was bleeding. I was like damn.

Then I got a good look at him and realised it was the fuckin dude I held the lift for...

Anyway hes bleedin all over the pavement, I was like hey the fuck its that lift guy, and then the cops got there.

Then they asked me a bunch of questions n told me to leave... *shrugs*

now THAT is a coincidence

damn.................................

scary shit, be glad you werent the one in the car though

That's fucked eh. Imagine if you didn't hold the lift for him. Wonder what would have happend. Trippy ass story though. You know if he is allright now?

If you hadn't held open the door for him, YOU would've left before he did (I think).

superman...pull the door off eh?

The car was trashed wise ass. Shit was a piece of cake...

lol @ pinkymonkey! jea jea...thats some tripyy shit...did you get a reward or something? and you said dude had to take a shit and crashed?

WTF!... take a shit? nah man.. lol..

And the cops go like... thanks sir, we'll handle it from here. and I was like... yeah but yo.. could you spare some change or shit? And he goes: sure, take my gun... Then I shot everybody.

just fuckin with ya

But seriously though I shot everybody.

^^^^^ LOL this nigga mad crazy....

Was the guy that you held the lift for that was stealing money from you dick head boss and hes like... THANKS MAN, and then later on you find out that the guy you held the lift for stole a car from your uncle and killed him then drove off... Then you hear the cries from the scanner and people and you chase an anonymous man down, then when you finally catch him in a warehouse, you catch a glimpse of his face and painful realization occurs as you are thinking that you are the reason you uncle* died and you get all mad and shit then use your crazy ass spidey powers to beat teh hell outta the guy and leave him all tied up hanging out of a window for the cops to come back and get him?

^^^^^lol....... so his grandpa AND uncle died?!?!? crazy shit, yo. mad crazy.

think about it if you would have graduated the third grade you might have the ability to spell.
but anyway I read it and laughed because I thought you asked the guy if he was ok after he was in a horrific car crash....

yo omb... ever think to yourself, if you didnt hold the door for him, maybe he lived, and in a way, holding that door open for him, altered his life? ya, fucked up shit huh?