I bought her a vibrator today
Diss tracks don’t work anymore, so this is a remix dedicated to Eleete...hah
It goes Speek, Diverse, Wise, Speek -I Bought Her A Vibrator Today- Written By: Speek.E.Z., Diverse, And Wise Ways [Chorus 2x] It’s All About The Buzz.. Entering Below The Fuzz.. Full Of Batteries And Love.. All She Needs Is One Shove.. Its Like very erotic……… I bought her a vibrator today……………. It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed.. I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated.. I brought it home for her, I thought she could give it a try.. It was my way of saying sorry for busting in her eye.. I hope this means that you would still be my girl and marry me.. But u slapped me for tryin to be a porn star, called me Ron Jeremy.. So I bought this so you would finally, let us be together.. Then I would buy you duracell so it would last forever.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Chorus 2x] It’s All About The Buzz.. Entering Below The Fuzz.. Full Of Batteries And Love.. All She Needs Is One Shove.. Its Like very erotic……… I bought her a vibrator today……………. It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed.. I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated.. Guess you could say it was for her self satisfaction Whenever i wasn't there she could still get some action She took time out, locked her door for good measure Four different speeds offered to quadruple her pleasure Slipping gently inside, she began to quiver and moan Not really caring at all if anyone else was at home Nothing says I love you, like vibrating sex toys New she was a closet freak, just look at her exploits Back arched, body thrusting upward with convulsions The low key silent hum was drown out by her explosions Ear to ear grinning, not even a volcano could erupt this much Enhancing pleasure with her vibrator, before she loved to touch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Chorus 2x] It’s All About The Buzz.. Entering Below The Fuzz.. Full Of Batteries And Love.. All She Needs Is One Shove.. Its Like very erotic……… I bought her a vibrater today... It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed.. I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated.. Gotta have patience..Even though she's on menstration Ain't put'n my dick in..she got tha plastic for penatration Yeah I'm small.. ....Size of my penis has been coming up alot lately Bought her a vibrater so when I hit it she don't degrade me Now I think she hates me..cuz my shit has been shrinking Its come back to haunt me..tha vibrater is all she's thinking About..Its sad to me..but to her its funny and really true Knew I should of got her Little Pinky..instead getting Big Blue Had a bottle of Jack Daniels..got whisky dick but it was normal Walked in..& she was using it.. So I pulled mine out..she said "ahh..cute baby..how adorable" Learned my lesson with dildos..trained my tongue to be skillful & I'm trying to get bigger..was working..but I lost tha pills though She still mocks tha size of my wee wee..dosen't matter to me Cuz I got this bitch back..when I hid tha all tha vibrater batterys!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Chorus 2x] It’s All About The Buzz.. Entering Below The Fuzz.. Full Of Batteries And Love.. All She Needs Is One Shove.. Its Like very erotic……… I bought her a vibrator today……………. It wasn’t to hypen our sex life, cuz that wasn’t needed.. I Just wanted to show her how sex should be treated.. I came home one day, and the moaning was so profound.. So I took off up the stairs, be afraid I was so hellbound.. There she laid on the bed with the vibrator stuck in her pussy.. I through off my clothes and told her things are gonna get messy.. But she just ignored me, so I grabbed the vibrator and held it in my hand.. “What the fuck is this?” “Sorry hunny our sex is just to bland” I took the damn thing and grabbed a knife and started to butcher it.. “It was just to keep you busy, not leave me look impotent” “Sorry, you just don’t give me the please that it does” As I started to yell and scream the damned thing started to buzz.. So I chucked it out the window without a care of what others might think.. “I hate you, how the hell would you rather this in your pink?” I looked back at her, and said bitch this over don’t ever face me.. Because how can a gift I get, be the means to replace me.. (*Her Crying*) It’s All About The Buzz.. Entering Below The Fuzz.. Full Of Batteries And Love.. All She Needs Is One Shove.. Its Like very erotic……… Commentary: The Realist: Now that’s a good piece, oh ya whats that’s girls number ;) |
hahahaahaha. tight as heck! that was dope. it made for an excellent
verse and the subject was off the HOOK. couldn't of done it better myself. keep it real man. that was hilarious!!! pz. |
haha....we made a nice little collab here guys..buying a vibrator for a girl is way better then flowers...
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^ I second that...
This was really funny.. Hopefully ELEETE likes it :rolleyes: |
ha ha ha...thats some ill comedy shit!
Very funny and the way you used the words N played with them was ill.......... Hilarious stuff |
Omg!!!! This Shit Was Funny As Fuck!!!!!!!!! Dawg You Guys Had Me Laughin The Entire Time I Was Reading This!!!! Couldnt Made A Better Remix Myself!!! Hehehe...........id Never Thought Id Inspire A Remake Of Any Of My Pieces!!! But If I Were Id Want It To Be Just Like It!!! Excellent...........great Imagery......nice Flow.......keep Doing Yo Things You Guys!!! Hit Me Up Sometime..........peace!!
I Bought Her Flowers Today (Nominated 3 times for Open Mic of the Month!) http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111616 |
haha....uppin this shit, i want more people to see this
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lool
the title is what got me to look in here.. pretty funny in places funny story in general makes a change to see some humourous writing and not too serious i've wondered the same things... however remember this.. a dildo may give her pleasure..but it cant get them pregnant actually..that another good reason for them to use it FUCK!!!!!!!! |
Good*Good:)
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That was raw, fo sho!!Keep up dat hardhittin shit!!Holla @ cha gurl!!
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quite humorous
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uppin haha good stuff
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ELEETE dosen't realize that we were making fun of him...lmao
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haha........oh well, i guess this piece was just that good...he's befuddled for words
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this shit was funny as fuck........had me laughing from the title to the end
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