You have 5 jokes each.

Paramik starts off, once he posts his momma joke then Mr. Johnston you will respond.

Paramik:
Your momma is so fat, that if she sat down, it would take 2 years before the fat stopped rippling.

Mr. Johnston:
Ya, well your momma is so old and such a whore that she serviced moses, and her catchphrase was 'I deliver in baskets'.

etc...

There is no topic for this battle.

If you do not post 5 jokes by Tuesday, then the person with the most wins. If you both have equal punches, then the person who was the funniest wins.