Man,Im So skilled I kill with a Naked Twista match..
Flip over, break ya neck, then snap ya back..
Break ya in half put ya face up to ya smelly crack..
Take the twista matt,Tie it up around ya body parts..
Put you in'a shoping cart,through ya in the dumpster at k-mart
....Damn I forgot I was naked...Now everyone lauging
And crying at the same time...list I got my ill'lyrical rhyme...




nxt wep: French Tickler

Why people with dirty minds because player game they can't find
If you knew how to treat a woman you wouldn't be payin the fine
Of using dildos and sex toys fucking with boys but going else where
You just had the species of french tickler squirm down to somewhere
The shelless slug In your throat I cram like coark choking plug
And this what you get for pretending to be a player filled thug

WEAPON: RABID DOG

people say im nice but really im just lazy
i bite my dog so HE's the one that gives you rabies
thats only if he bites you before i shove him down your throat
i want u ta have a nice death so i chop off your head before you choke
from now on ..imma call ya jo-jo tha headless bitch
at least now u can give me head without yur body attitched
it only got in the way anyway it was time for a change
me and my dog are playin fetch with bones outta your ribcage


Next Weapon: a sheet of paper

everyone seems to use a sheet of paper for their weapon to leave
you obviously have nothing new up your sleeve
but ill still use this over-used wrinkled piece of paper
and fold it into a blade, and use it on you like the grim reaper
you call yourself O.V. Dose like youre some drug feen
but your avatar shows me youre a damn drag queen

next weapon: computer mouse

Computer mouse has been used, ya unoriginal fuck
But I'll strangle ya wit da cord, tie ya ass up
And beat you wit it, shine the laser beam in ya eye
I hope you die..Ima make you cry
Fo shizzle I'll rizzle and beat you in the dizzle
YOu cant fuck wit me Matt_matt you suckizzle
Word to your mother Mutha Fucka

Next: A German Textbook

way to kill a thread, SPEAKIN OF KILLIN its your turn,
fuck usin guns, ill give ya a german book burn.
slice the back of ya neck wit the text, so you pass the class,
put the book in ya neck then take it out of ya ass.
fuck guns, this german textbook be the realist,
hit this sad 'lyric' shit, even 'matt_matt' feels-it.

wtf german textbook?

next weapon : a glass of water

Am Shatterin You With The Glass Of Water\\
You Lookin Confused Sayin Son Or Daughter\\
Am The Pimp Daddy How Can You Be The Godfather\\
Jimmy White I Take Ya And Turn Ya Black\\
Then Blue While You Get Lyrically Smaked\\
Like Urlacher In A Six Point Stance OOOO You Got SACKED\\

i kill u him with my brain cells
ur brain dwells on what u forgot
no wepon for me but ur bitch ass get shot
hot. ur fatal lyrics are not
at least god father wasn't a fuckin cartoon
Ud b cooler being a black prune
ill let ur boy eat u with a spoon
ok fatal ur names jewish like dratel
and thats the wepon for the fatal mc

wep dratel

Aight bitch renegade, I'll toss the spade away and spin the dratel
In to ya brain, scramble ya thoughts, I don't care if ya handed me tater tots
Cuz when motha fucker your brains are all over the floor you'll go to shut down
Fuck ya town, Hope tha dratel stops, & You know about your local cops
They hittin' donut shops, so you outta luck, NO one to save this wanna be YOung Buck
Wearin' a Yamaka, The Next fucka will have ta kill me wit a harmonica

that's right... kill me with a Harmonica

melodies begin to play on music scores when I have da harmonica
stealin all "Village Pimp's" psyche brain burst blowing while harming ya
2 notes is all it takes to rip "Pimp" out of my notebook page
unlike nintendo games to be blowed on mines gonna play
not to wise for "Village Pimp" to choose a basic harmonica
when i've murdered "Pimp" with a tune from Zelda's ocarina

^ dat was tigh LOL man...........................

next weapon is going to be an eraser



dis should be funny................hahahhahaaahahahha

My name is Zig Zag your a fag you like to tea bag your dad
Il push down the eraser up and down like the pacers
Keep goin and goin till you cease to exist, nashvill cant test this
PSA puffs clouds till no one can see you i bust crowds and we al got erasers
like a steven king movie and dont let it catch you
we'll erase before the police can catch you
and dont let me upset you
as i kick off the slippers the next bitch will have to kill me with some pink bunny slippers

next weapon: pink bunny slippers

like dat movie "Don't be a Menace to Society while Drinkin' yo Juice in the Hood"/
ill stomp and kill the next KAt with Pink Bunny Slippers, when i could//
applyin' massive damage to my opponent ZIG ZAG leavin' em leakin'/
blood in shots-n-splurgin' all over from the Beatin'//
ZigZag, is a fatality when i burn his jawpiece/
makin it hotter than the sun is settin heat to a Old NAvy Fleece//
the next kat claim ya artilery, and get Swept-ON/
this Weap-On , yall gonna have to smack em in the Face with a TAMP-ON//

Weapon=Tampon
oh this should be good !!lol....

ill kidnap you ask for money but they might not give me a randsom
so i got no other option but to kill you bitch give me ya tampon
put it over ya face and let the blood drip down ya nose
until it over flows and the blood drips down ya clothes
then put it in ya throat and let you sufficate
what was i thinking murdering her i got to much at stake

weapon: decc of cards

next da-one dat's gonna get a paper cut
added up 2 decks dat'll be bout mo plus
throwin cards at you cause i'm Gambit from X-men
from dat Dirty South you know it's all rules da bend
time to lay down my smack full deck of 4 straight line cards
slicing dis da boy above "da-one" with a Queen of Hearts

next weapon:bottle cap

:shoot: Son, that shit you posted was not a rap,
i wanted uzi's and switchblades and u gave me a goddamn bottle cap?
well i'mma have to make do...
stick u with the damn bottle cap
and make it look like a forty-ounce raped you
but i gotta laugh at you,
u thought that if you left me a screw top, that i wouldnt blast at you,
everybody ask "gambit"
his love 4 bottle tops has has left him looking like an alchoholic ass bandit....
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next weapon:: cassette tape

HOW I'M FROM THE U.K AND STILL HOTTER THAN SUM OF THESE CATS???
faggots :shoot:

I don't know how the fuck you call that hot. Don't give a fuck where you're from, whack is whack, which that was. Who exactly are you refering to being hotter than, cuz `there some mad talent on RB...
~Bounce~