So i got high...
 

and like, i hadnt eaten all day, i dont know if that plays a part into it or what. Lol, thats just what im told.. And i was with this chick.. so anyway. I stood up, and said "i have to go lay down" cuz i was fucked up. So like, i walk to the sliding glass door, going inside (we were outside), and i remember looking through the glass inside. And then boom. Black. I woke up like, idk how many minutes later and looked to the right, i thought the grill outside looked like a barstool, i SWEAR i was in an apartment, and i sat up and freaked out, i said "WHERE THE FUCK AM I" and then i came to my senses, and realized i was outside, on the floor, under the table. I had talked to her, and she said that i was standing next to the door, looking in for a few seconds.. and then my knees buckeled, i fell back, smacked my head on the table and passed out. WTF. Lozllzlz

Whoa... Dude... Do you have a concussion or something?

No, luckily, i didnt even feel it. Cuz i was blacked out when it happened. I woke up and asked her what happened, and i was like wow, it didnt even hurt. and this is a BIG, HEAVY, TABLE. Made of marble.

Man I wonder what she did with you when you were out cold.

Seriously. I felt like an asshole. Stumbling my ass around, thats what you call. LADIES MAN. I was so smooth.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO. @ teremento. word yo. she probably. did something to you or robbed you.
.
.
.i know i would of. but yo thats fucked up that never happened to me

Yeah... I always do the standard purse-rumaging or pussy/ass/boob touching when my gf is asleep.

Sweet. mannnnns.

this happened from smoking weed??

yea an ex girl i had did samething we was at the hospital all day long so we came back to the crib with like 3 hrs sleep hadnt eatin yet smoked two l's now while im kickin my friends out the apartment my girl passes out falls her bra ketches on the bathroom door man some freekie shit my frends screamin yo dawg she pregnant !! yea all that from trees becareful of the bud! lol

Yus. Pretty sweet huh

haha i thought you walked into the glass door and hit your head bwhahaha...that woulda been ill

that happened to my boy once, we were doing elevator shotties and when he stood up, he just like collapsed and banged his head on the wall, said the same thing that he didnt feel anything
we clowned him like forever on that one

only vodka has done this kinda shit to me