Wow...
 

I just applied for a job as a ghost writer.

Who would have thought doing this shit would make me some cash?

It will be dope if I get the job lol

cool, maybe you could help out Soulja Boy

I don't think that guy needs any help from me.

He's got making millions of dollars down pretty damn well, and I suck at that.

well put T, well put

"Nah I don't sell as much as you, but fuck the facts
This shit's funny, you're paid money to suck at rap"

- JTR

Fucking dig that shit

lol, i've replied to ghostwriter needed ads on craigslist n shit, but have never bin gottin back to :( werd

Man, I contacted this dude, and he got back to me like this:

"Ok Write me a few lines
let me test your credibility since you
claim to be familar with the hip-hop/ rap world.
show me what u got. a few great punchlines.
keep in mind.
1) great vocabulary
2) sleek metaphors
3) grammer / punchlines et al.

show me what u got.
lets go."

And I was like:

"OK, here's some quick stuff...

You doubt what I wrote? Man, I rock from coast to coast
couldn't find a doper ghost if the cause of death was overdose
Just gimme a beat to roast, track'll be hot has hell, son
Cause my lines are smokin', and my beef is always well done

Anyway, I'm just teasin', you don't like my rhymes you can leave'em
I'm just a dude who chills out making beats n' smokin' weed n'
writing raps so I can read'em, ain't no other reason
I make music, I spit lyrics, and you can have some if you need'em

If this shit is too underground, I got some other sounds,
If I write mainstream style you might see an increase in ya turnaround,
All I'd have to do is spit wack, make my lyrics weak
My mind is deep, I coulda wrote "crank dat" in my fuckin sleep.


Is that the kind of thing you're after?"

whats his contact details.

quick PM my way would be appreciatted :)

^^^wordness. :evilgrin:


s.v.

you so gotta post his reply now...

Im writing a little somthing to send with my application.

All I got so far:

you wanna talk rap rhymes and lyrics??!
so many styles, I can attack minds with gimicks
you know I rapidly scratch mines with vivids
understandably rip backs spines from midgets
ha!, listen to me, Im a kidder of all sorts
gasp for pure breath and spit with full force
ask for newer depth, Ill submit it here of course
cashing in a cheque, just for writing all my thoughts
yo, my raps and lyrics are the foundation I pave
break it down to its rawest form like a sine wave
Ill exploit the dictionary a words, tight in my brain
lifes a fine game like the roll of a dice in taipei
damn, I got rhymes similier to a fine serenade
quenching thirsty kids, like a glass a lemonade
I fill pad papers, so dont ask to share a page



oh yeh OMB, I wouldnt give the details a this out to many people bro.

Word, yeah.. I'm not going to.

lads
fuck the aplication ill crack ya face in with a bat pursuading
record execs to back me basing my raps elation on the fact
im racing to the top--- id even battle eminem
but hes scared of all the proof id drop
err sorry, i meant truth ive got, in this brain
gettin pissy off coronas and cocaine
wishing i could make a million dollers for going insane the same
but the game just aint paying
and fame just aint laying, food on the table
so fuck being able to spend my life
trying to rap for a living, id rather relax from spittin
but continue charging tax for writtens
& fuck busting my balls for this rap religion
ive already ghost written, next for me is IT bizzin
ess...

cypher mother fuckers

yo i don't really do this typin shit, or act scary,
but my text game serious, they callin me Blackberry.
that shit that Nos said, like he readin my mind...
i'mma shed some light tonight while yall readin my rhymes.
so little homey fuck all the rest, i'mma quote K.R.S.
its all about peace, love, unity, and havin' fun
"these are the words... of KRS-ONE!"

a cypher is in order, RapVerse is silly sad
my lines turn that frown upside down like a titty flash
so lets cut out all the yappin, take it back to the roots
like it or not, this shit the motherfuckin truth.

bitches.


i know i text like i'm writing audio, it sounds good if you flow it but doesn't read good, but fuck it... i've never been a text rapper, this shit bigger than that criticism anyways, we just havin fun.